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You have less than 5,000 posts- you don't deserve to know. Seriously, no- I never have a boner while reading the boards. I hope this fact helps you with your research. H

The kind that's free...

Why would anyone outside a combat zone even drive a hummer....? Maybe to compensate for something?

I don't know, but I would want mine yellow, and to make that "waca waca waca" sound that Pacman makes, so that as I drove the streets, it would just be constantly doing that.

I think I may have done that position before :thumbsup: H

Uhhh.... boss? It's me, Jerry. Well, yeah, Mr. Clooney's having a wonderful time, but.....

Some things are so wrong, they defy explanation. Who the hell sat in a board room and went "Yeah. Hell yeah, these will make us a fortune!" H

Considering there's some sort of label or plaque right by the trailer, I'd say an attempt at art. H

30 Chinamen and a Zeppelin... Who *hasn't* pulled that one? :rolleyes:

I love the fact that these dipshits would go to Google when their *** ate something that might require medical attention. If only the emergency services had just ONE phone number that could be used. Something simple, and easy to remember.... Well, maybe our ever-expanding federal government...

I'd be afraid to get up there with that guy up there. I've actually ***** in worse places than that before. H

I think that thing would cause lots of accidents wherever it went. H

I would go facking crazy in something like that.

Actually saw this on a real, honest-to-goodness license plate on an SUV while I was a cop. Lucky for me, she drove like ****, so I had about half a dozen things to stop her for. :D

That's a very interesting smilie, there, Will. H

I would enjoy the hell out of that! If I was shooting at the screen. :ak47:

Both look very lickable to me... I saw no dirty or unlickable assholes there... Eat out of a lot of trashcans, do ya? If an asshole is clean, it's like licking any other part of the body. H

Well, first of all- I don't have much porn any more, but I didn't hide it when I did. My wife watched as much as I did. Second- if you have to worry about your parents finding porn on your computer, maybe you shouldn't be on an adult message board ;) Third- nobody- and I mean NOBODY- would...

Chili, cheese, mustard and onions. H

My guess would be 'no one'

I'm with you- I don't find her that attractive. :2 cents: H

So many jokes came to mind at once, I forgot them all..........

Is it wrong that I want to run over that thing with a tank? :dunno:

So instead of truth, justice, and the American way, it would be what?

I think that movie is currently playing somewhere on the internet... :eek: H

Hello, hello.....

My EYES! :eek: H

Looks like a load of bull....

Who is SHE? I regret not seeing her naked. H

That's madness. I've never understood that, or having 8,000 icons on your desktop. H

Well, you know it's going to be some serious **** if there's a rolling pin. H

Yes, now it's hogs and whores.

That would be awesome to see that hanging in someone's den. Great conversation piece! H

That's funny. When I had my shower worked on last year, the last plumber to work on it before that must have had a sense of humor too. Written on the wall inside the old shower stall it said: "So you're the next dumb fuck plumber to work on this! Good Luck Asshole!" :D H

Do you like steak? Or eating? H

This is horrible! I can remember watching many porn movies with her in them, and just loving her look. This is very sad indeed. :( H

And ghostly "orbs" are something that people familiar with cameras call... dust particles caught by a camera's flash. People desperately want to find those other-worldly things, and those asinine shows like "Ghost Hunters", etc. don't help- those are played for entertainment and drama. Don't...

Did she even do one anal scene? I mean, boy/girl anal scene. No doubt for my money, Jenna was/is definitely overrated. Maybe it's not so smart to admit to looking at porn when you were 16. Oh wait, he's ******. Go figure. H

It's Kenny!

Those are great! H

Fuck that. I'd only help out if there was a hot chick (famous or not) who would put out if I helped. H

He's right- I watched, listened to, or followed MANY bands in the 80s, and I can't ever remember seeing something this... Well, I can't think of a word to describe or insult this bunch enough. :wave2: H

You know how sometimes, someone says "Hey, you know what would be cool?" Sometimes it's best to leave those as *JUST* ideas...

So would that one be considered a bananana? H

There's just no doubt about that, and best of all (for her) there's nothing to wrap. Best of all for him, there's nothing to stare at blankly and wonder what the hell to do with. H

I searched twice, and while the search term '****' turned up some interesting threads, one about favorite wines never came up, so here we go! I never used to ***** ****, but I absolutely love the stuff now! I think my personal favorite is Barefoot's Zinfandel, which is probably the best red...

Actually, this whole notion is ridiculous. Overtake how? Is there a race to see who can compose more soundtracks? These are composers of music- each one has had plenty of work, and does some good stuff. Which one is better is all a matter of opinion and taste- I'm just saying that I bet you...

Every woman I've ever met from Poland has been hot as hell. I'm sure there are some that aren't, but if I go with my current sample, I'd say Poland. H

No- Hans Zimmer is NOTHING like John Williams, who has composed definite, different, and memorable themes for a whole lot of movies. Hans Zimmer has created a bunch of soundtracks which essentially sound the same. Disagree with me? Stack up a few Zimmer soundtracks, and then compare them to...

But the toolocity of the original post may continue to be made fun of. That is all.... Carry on. H