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We luv Mason Moore. We luv WhippedAss. And now, pastyphil, We luv you! SLIME

For an upcoming ... ummm ... "event," We would like to include two pornstars. One should be blonde, the other brunette. Both should be gorgeous. Both should be fucking STACKED. Both should be nasty. Bonus for squirting. There you have it, chickadees! Put those pornpinions to good use and...

Most importantly: FUCK Pinski for using Hunter Thompson's favorite bit o' Latin. Affrontedly, SLIME

Yes, quite a lot, and it's BEYOND gonzo. Very rare and hard to come by. SLIME

We are very ... Anglophilic. Also, and We've asked others with limited success, please define "chav" for Us. Inquiringly, SLIME

A-fucking-men, Brothers and Sisters. Prostrateedly, SLIME

That Chimera site is well hot. Props and rep! Stickily, SLIME

Stacy Moran. SLIME

You just might be "god." SLIME

Re: Hot Haley / Jenny Hendrix Thank you, good sir! SLIME

Ummm ... no. SLIME

Winter or Winter_Cat

Photomagic, are you affiliated with kink.com or a member? SLIME

Re: Kara Mynor / Shawna Lenee Thee implants are fine - BRING BACK THEE BROWN HAIR!!! Ahem ... Startled at Ourselves, SLIME

Re: Hot Haley / Jenny Hendrix We - obviously, We would have thought - meant post-implant. SLIME

Finally joined. You amaze Us ...

And how, pray tell, is escorting fundamentally different from porning? Perplexedly, SLIME

Re: Hot Haley / Jenny Hendrix True, but - most importantly - where's with the anal?

We would be the Ants at Yr picnic basket ... Ungentlemanly, SLIME

Re: Erica Campbell / Erica Rose Campbell 1. A Girl Who quit porn because She found "god" will not be reading belated birthday greetings on a porn board. 2. Belated birthday greetings are gauche. 3. Nothing - We just like trimestry. SLIME

Re: Kara Mynor / Shawna Lenee Are there any scenes for Us post-implant, but pre-blonde? SLIME

We can't recall: did Ginger do anal "back in the day?" SLIME

Quite possibly the only lady We've seen star in cheerleader AND MILF scenes ...

Re: Louisa Lockhart (busty brit) Yeah, We really, really "like" her, too ...

There is ... just ... so much that We luv about this girl.

Re: Cassandra Calogera / Kassandra / Ariel Jordan / Aaron Lynne Can We have the "25 pounds?" SLIME

She's beyond special. She's ... like ... wylde. Drenched, SLIME

Re: Kara Mynor / Shawna Lenee Put the implants in and she looks better than ... ... fucking ... anyone. SLIME

Re: Danielle FTV - Busty FTV Girl Samples ov yr prurience? SLIME

Duly subscribed and obsessed over. (Yes, We dangled a preposition. Blow Us.) Kermess, be careful with yr links. Some ov the pics are ov indentifiably young NN models. Their pics, in conjunction with the nature ov this board, could be problematic, no? Luv, SLIME

"Fat?" Dude, yr like ... insane. SLIME

Does the Taliban "like" Allah? SLIME

Well said, Foot! Huzzah!!! SLIME

Re: Melanie Jagger links Our ******** would've been so beautiful ... And slutty! SLIME

Re: Danielle FTV - Busty FTV Girl Wow, Our day is like ... ruined. SLIME

"Dr. Drew" has officially made the List ... Becomingly, SLIME

Re: ***** of Ashley (aka 36J Ashley Sage Ellison of Score/Voluptuous) If ****** ( ha, HA!) to resort to ***********, We would beat a fuckin' path to her door ... Stomach-growlingly, SLIME

Well spoken, young miss! We have followed CHRISTINA since She was just a lil' tadpole. It was Her inimitable dancing that first caused Us to stir from the Trench. We wish Her GODHOOD. And cupcakes ... Rededicatedly yrs, SLIME

Re: Danielle FTV - Busty FTV Girl Danielle, These being trying times for would-be Linguists, could you give YR definitions for "harms another" and "just plain disgusting?" "*******" is kinda obvious ... What "is" is, SLIME

This thread makes Us sad ... Nostalgiacally, SLIME

(Im)patiently waiting for her to be ... ventilated ... SLIME

Ironically enough, her real name is Sweet Krissy. Prescient parents, We guess ... SLIME

Re: Stephanie from Total Super Cuties We often wonder what became ov her. Married with ********? Drooling psychosis? SLIME

Re: FTV Kay / Sammy Sin /Samantha Sinn Her as a brunette = slurp!!! Any more? Luv, SLIME

Re: Fist In The Asshole While Peeing Yummy! SLIME

Re: Erica Campbell / Erica Rose Campbell Well, bless yr heart!!!

De gustibus non est disputandum, dude.

Re: Hot Haley / Jenny Hendrix Our new Official Sub-Aquatic Motto ... SLIME

Subscribed. SLIME

Re: Karina Hart ? Ummm ... K. SLIME