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Quote ov thee Aeon ... SLIME

Brooke "hasn't ruled out" handjob or bj: The fabric ov reality sloughs off into a new, mewling *****. Which is to say: YAY!!! SLIME

Re: Cassandra Calogera / Kassandra / Ariel Jordan / Aaron Lynne "Recent" outbreak? Mmmk ... SLIME

Re: Hot Haley / Jenny Hendrix WHY CAN'T WE DOWNLOAD THE FUCKING NEW FUCKING FLASH PLAYER ?!? FUCKING FUCK!!!!!! Ahem ... SLIME

Re: FTV Kay / Sammy Sin /Samantha Sinn Nothing new in forfuckingever, AND Stevie's "Sin Sisters" sig is gone. What the hey? Alarmed, SLIME

Re: Louisa Lockhart - Busty British Hottie Can someone please merge the 143 Louisa threads? Thanks, SLIME

We wish She weren't so ... ghetto ... Primly, SLIME

Mmm hmmm ... SLIME

Re: Cassandra Calogera / Kassandra / Ariel Jordan / Aaron Lynne We don't, either, but it's well hot. Rep, good boy! SLIME

Re: Louisa Lockhart Why are bucktoothed girls always so afraid to smile? We think it's cute ... SLIME

She looks high as a fucking goose in that first one. SLIME

Re: Natasha Nice 3rd link: Where the jesus did THAT come from? (Yes, We know We dangled a preposition - blow Us.) SLIME

Straw men ... Sex for money is sex for money. Wishing We had more money, SLIME

This post has sent Us into outright paroxysms. Good night and good luck, SLIME

NOTORIOUS jizz-dodge. SLIME

True, Foot, true, but ... ... this motherfucker has Mary, Claire, AND Penny in it ?!? Weep, o foul planet, for your weeping time is come ... Starved, SLIME

You'll know it when the earth spits worms ov red fire. SLIME

We think ALL wemon "do ******." In one form or another ... Resignedly, SLIME

Re: Jasmine Jones aka Jayme Langford Her anus is simply splendid. SLIME

Sorry! "burp" SLIME

Re: Danielle FTV - Busty FTV Girl Danielle, Are you allowed - contractually, We suppose - to appear with girls that are outside the FTV ******? If so, Southern Brooke seems like an obvious (non-hc) choice. If not, then boo. SLIME

Last link: We LUV this girl ... Stomach-growlingly, SLIME

Her blog seems to be down a lot, so We haven't had a chance to go through it at leisure. Is there any mention ov religion in her turnaround? If so, then between Penny and Erica Campbell, "god" is in for a real ass-whippin'. Miffed, SLIME

In Her, We will overlook the hallucinatory. SLIME

Re: Karina Hart ? Are We the only Ones Who noticed the lil' vid link? Breathlessly, SLIME

Fuck! Just ... holy fuckin' FUCK. SLIME

Cassandra Calogera. SLIME

Re: Erica Campbell / Erica Rose Campbell You, sir, are wrong. SLIME

Re: Andi Pink We should get her implants. And a fake tan. Some sort ov **** habit. Make her more like everyone else on this board. SLIME

Haven't gone through the thread, but: There is only One. ERICA CAMPBELL. Thank you and goodnight, SLIME

So Sophie AND Hanna Hilton will be in this? Oceans curdle. Planets ignite. The very Skin ov Eternity sloughs and emerges as a new, mewling *****. Yay!!! SLIME

Israel is a state? We hadn't noticed ... SLIME

Re: Sophie Mei (aka Busty Inge Igmar) We need TWO spoons ... SLIME

"Girl" = "nonagenarian." SLIME

How "personalized," love? SLIME

Re: Danielle FTV - Busty FTV Girl Whoa, Danielle!!! Evidently, We are "seriously" misunderstood: We are HUGE fans ov yrs! We - admittedly - have unusual tastes, and We - admittedly - like to ****** a lil' humour into this lightless slop ov a board. But We never meant to slight you. Or...

Puffy boobs = good. Puffy jackets = bad. SLIME

Sexy, but ... ummm ... no. SLIME

Re: Danielle FTV - Busty FTV Girl And a set of you in white, surrounded by piles of burned meat ... SLIME

Re: Erica Campbell / Erica Rose Campbell Seen MANY times, but always worth "reviewing." The clip is allegedly five minutes long. We've only ever made it through about thirteen seconds ov it ... Sleepy now, SLIME

We wish she was a plate ov food ... SLIME

Ummm ... are you sure? Cuz the link you posted above is NOT Emily ... SLIME

Our ex-Wife has big boobs, and is, in fact, a hooker. Ergo: Women with big boobs = hookers. Have a good day! SLIME

Re: Cassandra Calogera / Kassandra / Ariel Jordan / Aaron Lynne IR is yuck. SLIME

Though the clips were proper hot ... In the interest ov accuracy, that WASN'T deepthroat, and that WASN'T a facial. Just sayin', SLIME

Sindee has "tits?" We hadn't noticed ... SLIME

Re: Cassandra Calogera / Kassandra / Ariel Jordan / Aaron Lynne Dude might not be black, but he's certainly not white. And Cassandra certainly ... ummm ... IS. So We would def call it IR. Pity ... SLIME

Just found her thru FuckingMachines... The face (sometimes) ov Stacy Moran. The squirtaliciousness ov Tianna Lynn. The boobs ov someone with really big boobs. Dinner!!! SLIME

Re: Erica Campbell / Erica Rose Campbell Not sure We have, either. Rep! SLIME

Why, yes, that IS amazing! Douche ... SLIME