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Re: Christy Marks AKA Jerri Monet - big boob hotty Are We the only Ones Who've noticed that she has pretty big breasts? SLIME

We have been stalki ... err ... ADMIRING her for millenia ... SLIME

Yeah, Us too. If only for the freak music in the vid. And, We suppose, the enormous breasts ... SLIME

Yes, 15. Yes, yes. 15, 15. Obliquely, SLIME

Pimpslapped. SLIME

Re: Danielle FTV - Busty FTV Girl Yep, Our jokes sometimes take a little while to get. You must, however, admit the awesomeness ov said potential set. Love yr guts, and have a good day! SLIME

Penny is done? From Metrobabes Support Chat: benderset9: Penny is taping the ***** Rehab show she isnt around til she is sex free Support Desk: who are we talking about wickedsteel78: PENNY Support Desk: she is going mainstream she made the announcement she is not coming back A possible cash...

"Asshat" = brilliant! SLIME

Re: Danielle FTV - Busty FTV Girl Danielle, You've graciously agreed to ... ummm ... asshole shots, and now a yellow stocking shoot. How about a set ov you with a skull head, breathing red fire that spells "DESTROY ALL BOSSES!!!" Purdy please? SLIME

I think all ov this stuff is reaally old. I have a site rip from years ago where she does full-on toying and a strapon scene with a girl. The moral? Breast reductions = bad. SLIME

ATTENTION, EARTHLINGS: WE ARE ONCE AGAIN AMONG YE! Christina is "god." Auld lang zyklon, SLIME

The correct answer is ... CHRISTINAMODEL! Less is less, SLIME

Re: The beautiful Erica Campbell Just ... damn. Millions now living will never die, SLIME

We came, We saw, We overtipped. It is not Our practice to give money to strippers, as that might encourage ribaldry. We did, however, buy Ms. Ann several Appletinis between sets and found her to be an intelligent, classy, and still balls-out sexy dame. She even had some surprisingly cogent...

In case any of you are unaware, Christina is also pursuing a more "legit" (sigh...) career with Pasadena Pictures. She recently (and briefly) appeared in Eminem's "Ass Like That" video. She Is "god." Smells like teen spurt, SLIME

'K, We ARE going to see her tomorrow, and if disappointed, shall cause the whole of this city to drown in Our leprous green semen. Fair friggin' warning. Let the rain come down, SLIME

Splort.

Bump 'cause Ms. Ann will be here Thoisday - candids, y'all! Rock, SLIME

Still lookin' for recent candids, y'all! JTBowden and Duke Of Venice: Perhaps Our comment should have been worded differently, but We certainly meant no disrespect to Chloe Jones. Having been long-time fans, it was genuinely distressing to see her in that condition - regardless of the causes...

Does anyone have any VERY recent pictures? She's dancing at a club here later this month, and We want to know if We should check her out. Made a big booboo by going to see Chloe Jones last year. Homegirl ALREADY looked dead. Sweatin' to the oldies, SLIME

Christina Model (aka "god") is in the video. How could I leave this behind, SLIME

Epic, Goregrind roolz!!! Some of our personal faves are CUM, older CSSO, RGTE, and Decomposing Serenity. Much fun! Give the ******** her severed head, SLIME

Jewel Valmont. Rock, SLIME

Back wit a bullet! Jimmy crack corn and... We Don't Care, SLIME

Oh, come the fuck on! Is it because She's not as overtly slutty (no offense, ma'am) as NDN? Must EVERYTHING be so blatant with you earthlings? This Girl Is "god." We will fight on the beaches, etc, etc, SLIME

Just a quick splort to get this young lady back top-of-mind. We've noticed that while Xtina's thread is a mere three (3) pages, Nextdoor Nikki's is umpteen (umpteen) pages. Now, Nikki is obviously cute. But... It is not Our policy to judge earthlings, so We will confine Ourselves to remarking...

You, sir, are a loon. We've been members for years - worth every pence. Sharapovaly yours, SLIME

Re: Which 3 *********** would you like to fuck most? Sharon Tate Grace Kelly Natalie Wood Best, SLIME

Come on, smutfans! The porn world must be FULL of hot, busty brunettes that We don't know about. Pimp 'em out to us! Jimmy crack corn and We don't care, SLIME

Splort!* *Marianan for "bump!"

What We'd REALLY like to do is get Ashley Blue implants. Holla if ya hear Us, Ash! Anyhoo... The project is firming up a bit. It's a music video for this ASTOUNDING sort of "punkprog" band called Our Dragon ********. They want to do an XXX bonus disc for their first DVD. Some performance, some...

Vegas Yankee: Yep, tried that, but found some kinks. For example, when We filtered for "porn stars," one of the many names We were given was Erica Campbell. Now, ERC is obviously hot beyond the telling of it, but to Our knowledge she doesn't do DAP. Or AP. Or any P. So... We were rather...

Our production company is looking at a porn/music video project, and We would need a blonde and a brunette. Leaning towards Avy Scott (she hasn't been contacted - this is all still storyboard) so the brunette would need to be equally chesty. (Aesthetics, dig?) Please name Us some gorgeous...

Once more, with feeling: chuk chuk fleghk!

Actually, We thought that the question was self-sufficient and fairly self-expanatory. But to be perfectly clear: have Melanie Jagger, Avy Scott, or Tiana Lynn, in any of their (pornographic) films, ever done any gagging scenes? The Trench has issued a binding Sub-Aquatic moratorium on...

Last time 'round, ****: sprazzle!

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jod0565: Some delightful clips of some delightful kittens! Your April '06 water bill is on Us. BUT... We're really trying to find out if any of these babies have done any scenes of pure mascara-melting, sputum-spewing goodness. "Gag Factor" or "Slap Happy" type stuff, y'know? Resume, sil vous...

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Ladies (ha!) and Gentlemen: We need to know if Melanie Jagger, Tiana Lynn, or Avy Scott (they being the absodamnlute Trinity of Trollopdom) have ever done a throat-fuckin' dick-gaggin' spittin' up scene, and if so, in which films? Not that We approve of such hijinx, mind. But Our white male...

Forcefed: http://www.qmov.net/promo/ndjd/272/force_feeding.php Gotta admire her spirit, but I think her eyes were a little bigger than her throat. Unless "spitting up" was, in fact, on her agenda. Anyone? It don't matter just don't bite it, SLIME

I used it yesterday morning (yes, I know, a ********* of the Sabbath) but now I get a message about restricted access. Anyone? SLIME

Aces&Jacks, you are rainbows and puppies!! Now, We're off to haunt that dreadful eBay. Jaggerifically yours, SLIME

You, sir, are a gentleman and a (porn) scholar! Now, name me a DVD from which this series is taken, and We shall ascend from the Trench to dance a Sub-Aquatic Jig at your next catered affair. (Truly somethin to see.) Amore, SLIME

Re: Nextdoor Nikki I think I just blacked out a little.

She's the short brunette getting all the action here: http://www.dirtyfuckvids.com/67b/index18.html and getting cleaned up in the denouement here: http://galleries.18blowjobs.com/mpeg/110threechicks/?748 I really need to ID this girl. Yeah, she's nuthin' special by porn standards, but she...

We have a motherfuckin' winner! Sheikh, you just made groomsman. Nuptial announcements to follow. Rock, SLIME

One of my alltime favorites, and sadly out of the flesh trade. Few years back, she was paid handsomely to star in a few private videos for a millionaire named (wait for it) Vinnie. The videos went WAY beyond anything else she's done, and featured lots of dildo play, getting eaten by Monique...

'K, here we go: I DO think the clips are from "Squirtwoman." But if Cytheria's the blonde, who, pray tell, is my intended? A review of the movie hits on a hot g/g scene between Slitherea and a Ms. Tianna Lynn. But Freeones has no listing for her. Can anyone track down any pics? Please? Do it...

WankerCounty: not tryin' to doubt on you, dawg, but are you sure that's her? My girl seems to look a little more Caucasian than any of the pics I found of Cywhateverea. I obviously must be 100% sure lest I stalk the wrong dame. Out, SLIME