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I just noticed #3. I'm pretty sure the KY in "KY Jelly" DOES NOT stand for "Kentucky" That made reading this all worth while :rofl2:

I use the tears I've shed from reading one too many stupid polls.

What the hell do you do? First year doctor or jr. law partner?

"We don't have a dress code. We rely on our employees to use common sense, good judgment and good taste," Mainz said. "It's so rare for us to have to address a customer's clothing issue." My girlfriend is a flight attendant. I asked her about this, she said, and I of course agree, that common...

Re: Why blury effect on japs dick vids? but *******, eating ***, and ******* are perfectly acceptable? They have an even more fucked up, restrictive culture than we do.

Hmm...It almost sounds like a nice way of saying "hey, great to hear from ya, maybe we'll see each other sometime soon but I have no strong desire to make any effort at it, nice talking though." Dave and Ape both have good points, her message certainly wasn't code for "God I hoped for years to...

You got it, that's what they are.

So y'all finally noticed? Just kidding, it's no secret that Sylvia Saint is by far the hottest woman to ever walk the planet. Her body is even tighter than when she first entered the scene, her ass is still the mold by which all other asses are judged, and her face has matured from baby-face...

ANYONE who comes on stage wearing that little is going to be scrutinized to the nines mainly because she's dressed like a slut. If you'r in shape, toned, and sexy you're gonna look like a hot slut and evoke carnal thoughts of the audience and become fodder for their fantasy but if you look like...

Work to live, don't live to work

None whatsoever. They have been no confirmed cases of sexually transmitted disease in the adult film industry. Ever. Zero. I'm serious. And Ape is right, according to a poll of 8 dirty bar whores, ass-to-mouth is the second most favored sexual activity, edged out just slightly by number...

Simon, you sound shy, which is totally natural at the age of 18. It's tough to ask for her phone number with other people around or just blurt out "wanna go get lunch" because you feel self conscious and judged by the other people. You will learn from experience 2 things: 1. She's just as...

my lifetime (30ish years) hmmm.....probably the HANS device. It's probably save alot of race car drivers alot of serious injury

That's exactly what I was thinking but couldn't quite put it into words. Thanks DOA

What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What? Say what one more time.

Uh huh. Class envy, that must be it. If she had talent, made a fortune, and went on to steer a successful business empire while creating a charitable foundation to benefit those less fortunate then her then...yeah I would envy that. But a corporately created lip syncher stumbling into a...

No I don't.

What do you mean, she fires all those people every WEEK. But that ****/cheeto gut and cottage cheese ass looked sweet in that whore uniform didn't it!? The only thing hotter would have been if Parasite Hilton had climbed on stage and rubbed her herpes all over Britney's sagging pancake tits...

WOW, someone finally asked that question around here. :rofl2: By the way, Hell Yeah.

I just read in another thread you're getting married in a week. Now I understand why you popped off an anxiety ridden, anger laced thread about how stupid ignorant American "rednecks" are because NASCAR happens to occur in their country, all the while completely missing the boat on physics...

which one should I tell? Ok, here's something pretty mean. I took a girl I was dating for about a month to a work Christmas party. When the party ended a few of us decided to go a bar and continue partying, she and the two girlfriends of the guys we we going to the bar with went to the...

Sylvia Saint. Always.

THis chick's getting hotter every time I see her. I would definitely pay upwards of $30 to eat her ass.

Re: Worst movie of all time As always, the next movie M. Knight Shamalyan does is the worst movie of all time.

Not at all. In fact I am sometimes probably less likely to buy something just because she's a woman. It's not that I figure she doesn't know what she's doing, it's that I have no sympathy factor at all because I am sure THERE ARE plenty of guys who will fall for the bullshit and buy something...

Cream Pie for the Straight Guy. Congratulations.

Just saw The Bourne Ultimatum. It was good but like always, the book was better (and ENTIRELY different).

Interesting this topic just came to the top of this list. Last night went to bed and scrolling through the channels and stopped on this movie I always watch when I see it. It's called "Beautiful Girls" from 1996 with Timothy Hutton, Matt Dillion, Uma Thurman, and Natalie Portmann when she was...

Anything by Linkin **** Anything by Coldplay Blink 152 Sum 14 and, dare I say.......The Beatles. (bracing for the barrage of blasphemus claims..)

I clicked on the link and then ....:*****: Love the K-Mart casio organ music though.

whether or not you'll ever get into a fight, it feels better not to feel like a chicken. Maybe take some martial arts classes like Tae Kwon Do or Hopkido. These teach you not only how to defend yourself and make any attacker look like a fool, they will also teach you self esteem and the...

never been her biggest fan but THAT is hot ****. Teased up Jersey mall chick hair works for me.

I found some of Jim's weed in my back yard. Thanks Jim!

That dude got a bum rap, I felt really bad for the guy when I was getting grilled. I believe the article said he died from complications of diabetes. R.I.P., hope you get treated better wherever you're going.

How tight or loose a girl is I think depends most on how they're built. I did this experiment in college. First I hooked up with an 18 year old freshman. She was 4' 11" and 92 lbs. According to a few guys that went to high school with her she was a well documented slut and my conversations...

Nothing better than seeing the hottest woman in the world rammin' a dildo up her ass! Awesome work guys.

Re: Belladonna Is there alot of money it in? Like enough that you can do it for 5 years and then cruise for a while without having to worry about income? don't be specific, just can you make "alot" or "just a good living". thanks, I'm curious.

Best USA city? I'm sure this has been said before in 3 pages of this thread but there can be no one "best city". It depends on for what, like... Best city to spend 48 hours of non stop debauchery - Vegas. Best city to see smokin' hot unobtainables on the beach - South Beach Miami Best city to...

I've always wanted to nail her. She's extremely hilarious, and that can be very sexy. Sputnik, in light of your lack of penis, would you at least entertain the thought of yodelling in her valley?

Good question Hed, I've often wondered myself. Pwned :wtf:

I had to look at the title of the topic twice. I thought it said Britney Spears celebrates her 25th birthday by smoking her 170,000th cigarette. In February I will celebrate my ...birthday by smoking my 4,680th joint.:pimpdaddy Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

I'm stealing this from Bill Maher: "Republicans think sex, all forms of sex, is bad because for them, well, it is."

Interesting analysis but what you have to remember is that all these republicans and preachers, even if they're gay, must denounce homosexuality because that's (at least in their perception) what their constituency wants.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/7164244?MSNHPHMA Translation: I was *****. Man, these sports guys gotta stop getting in trouble. I know I'm assuming something I don't know here but it sure looks that way. Maybe he was just shocked and disoriented but, as Chris Rock said, not much good...

Oh I don't blame you for anything. I think a dog's life and someone's dignity is worth equal protection. Imus is definitely a mean spirited douche not worth listening to and I believe the NAACP or anyone putting a racial spin on the Vick situation are party to the continuation of racial...

Great post man, she's even sexier kickin' ass!

So the consensus is she (and the hubby for that matter) are dead fucks. This scene is about "intense" as it gets and it still looks like they're reading the TV Guide.

Imus - words Vick - Dog **********, ********, Convicted Felon. Um, NO. The same standard DOES NOT apply.

They should show a little compassion and leave him alone. The young Mr. Vick has been through enough already! His contract was only worth $130 Million and if you take away $22 million of that then his loving ****** and close knit group of caring friends and nurturing mentors will be destitute...

Re: Wish some pornstars would be a bit more nasty! I think you might have a classic case of Peter North Envy. Not every girl in the business, though, is going to get pelted the semen of 10 men in every scene. I think there's an unwritten rule in porn that the hotter the girl, the less cum...