Jimson Weed in my backyard

meesterperfect

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So theres these small trees with pretty flowers growing in my parents backyard in what used to be the heart of the New Jersey Pine Barrens.
I looked it up in a botany book and Its Jimson weed, and its a very heavy **** indeed. Like LSD or mescaline, but stronger and more dangerous. It supposedly makes you insane for days.
I can't believe its growing here.
The **** has history too, It seems the settlers of Jamestown, Virginia used it to **** the British soldiers in 1676, Some of the soldiers sent thither to quell the rebellion of Bacon (1676); and some of them ate plentifully of it, the effect of which was a very pleasant comedy, for they turned natural fools upon it for several days: one would blow up a feather in the air; another would dart straws at it with much fury; and another, stark naked, was sitting up in a corner like a monkey, grinning and making mows [grimaces] at them; a fourth would fondly kiss and paw his companions, and sneer in their faces with a countenance more antic than any in a Dutch droll.

In this frantic condition they were confined, lest they should, in their folly, destroy themselves- though it was observed that all their actions were full of innocence and good nature. Indeed, they were not very cleanly; for they would have wallowed in their own excrements, if they had not been prevented. A thousand such simple tricks they played, and after 11 days returned themselves again, not remembering anything that had ******. – Robert Beverly, The History and Present State of Virginia, 1705

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Crazy........
 

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