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Dear Gunslingingbird, I have had the chair seat removed, and mounted on the wall at head-level. I now sniff it every time I walk by. It gets me through the day. Hermaphroditically yours, Dirk

Dear Gunslingingbird, The though of your fat, pasty, naked ass smearing up the chair in which you are sitting makes me as hard as diamonds in an ice storm. phelatially yours, Dirk

Don't use the attach function. Use a site such as http://pimpandhost.com That's the only way.

They smell like soap? :dunno:

What do you think, Will? Care to clarify now, or are you going to continue to be a coward?

Nearly half of the nation don't believe the President was born in Hawaii. Around 70 percent can't locate Washington D.C. on a map. Nearly 70 percent can't name two countries that borders the United States. Numbers don't really mean all that much.

Dear Blue Countach, Get the mold issue sorted, you filthy sod. Love, Dirk

Blue Countach seems moist.

Vaginas.

My penis smells like bananas.

Dear Blue Countach, You always know. Love, Dirk

Dear Chopper3000, No one cares. Hope that helps, Dirk

Beetlejuice

Dear Chopper3000, Please suck a bag of dicks. Sincerely, Your ***.

Dear Queef, Please fuck yourself with an exploding grenade. Sincerely, The entire FreeOnes community.

They're Kings fans. There's nothing to laugh about, it's all sad.

Dear Vodkazvictim, Please don't take out the fact that your wife ignores you on the rest of us. Sincerely, Dirk

During Lent (the six weeks before Easter) I didn't eat during daylight hours. It was pretty difficult, actually, as I'm a big eater. Strangely, this didn't have an impact on my weight. I'm not overweight at all, but I thought I'd lose some eating only twice a day, and foregoing *******.

Lies. It was the taxi, not a shower.

Montreal took a big dump tonight.

I know the very one to which you refer. I just looked pretty thoroughly, and I just can not find it. Have this, to tide you over.

Cuddle?

Rocky

A reach around it is, then. And, after watching, so much for any hope I had for Toronto.

I'm not in college any more. I'm pretty sure I've gotten to the point in my life where I'll have a lot more control over who will be living in my house. However, if I were currently living with those **** stains, I'd do the same again. You have no idea how abusive they were.

Pfft. If they had come at me with a suit for anything like that, I'd have counter sued for mental distress and assault, and I would have won. I have no regrets about them having to **** in their rooms because they were too hungover to figure out how to get help. I'm typically a forgiving...

Can't ****** someone in their own rooms...

Here's your chance, guys. http://www.cnn.com/2013/05/01/opinion/schwartz-martha-stewart-dating/index.html?hpt=hp_t3 You know you've always wanted to ***** with a convicted criminal who's done hard time!

Why do you care what he does? His job is his job. Yours is to teach him English. Are you going to deny him lessons because his nation is involved in something with which you don't agree? You don't even know if he's in agreement with his government, soldier or not. Teach him English, talk to...

The only year I lived in a college dorm was the worst. It was a townhouse kind of dorm. Four bedrooms, eight guys. Our own kitchen, living room, and all that. Not one of the other guys had ever cooked a single meal. Not one had ever done a load of laundry (what the fuck is wrong with parents...

A lullaby it is. (and a handjob)

Very good Will impersonation! If they make it out of the first round, I'll create a sonnet, declaring your brilliance. If they don't, you have to tell me how smart I am.

The fast and the furious.

Deep Impact.

Nope. They're not making it out of the first round.

:cool:

Gone with the Wind

Yeah. That's creepier than anything previously posted.

I can't decide if Chicago looks bad or the Wild look good.

Re: The Official Harley Spencer Thread! Wow. You're just crazy beautiful.

I'm hoping for facial.

Hear that, Petra? He wants to join the red rep club.

Hahahahahaha. Well played.

Heh, thanks. What can I say? I was a horny ***. :hatsoff:

Home made sybian.

As a ***** I once took my parents' washing machine apart. I actually got the electric motor out. I had a mighty red rump that night...

I am really enjoying the irony that a troll's thread has been turned into a discussion about dealing with trolls.

I'm not sure, actually. I don't seem to be getting credits. I think if you're in red rep, you don't get those credits, as I receive a fair amount of positive rep.