Martha Stewart on match.com

[lurkingdirk]

Here's your chance, guys.

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So people are either surprised or snarky about Martha Stewart going onto Match.com to find a guy.

What did they think she was going to do: Make a man out of paper maché or cookie dough?

Stars and *********** are no different from anyone else. When they get over a certain age, they stop meeting eligible partners. If a woman does meet someone compelling at a party, she doesn't know if he's available or just wants to play. If she meets him at the office, it might be too complicated....

You know you've always wanted to ***** with a convicted criminal who's done hard time!

 

[Jack Davenport]

Is she still a billionaire? If so I may sign up.

 

[Jagger69]

Yeah. Plus, the fucking house will be immaculate!

 

[BAYAMONXXX]

I'd knock the dust off that pussy.