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    Beautiful eyes

    Re: "Fuck me" eyes How about these?
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    Selected Horrors From Kermit Gosnell’s Abortion Clinic

    Sam, let me try one more time. People who are in favour of abortion are not in favour of what Gosnell did, which is not the same. Don't assume that those in favour of access to legal abortion are in favour of Gosnell's practices. They aren't.
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    Heh. Exactly! :hatsoff:

    Heh. Exactly! :hatsoff:
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    Best ***** to seduce the opposite sex...

    I find it best to get a bottle of cheap *********, and hit her in the head hard enough to knock her out. She's not saying "no" then.
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    Kidney Stones are a fucking bitch!!!

    Is douchecanoe the new standard? I can get behind that.
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    Kidney Stones are a fucking bitch!!!

    Duplicate account. He didn't realise he had logged in with a new username. douche.
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    Kidney Stones are a fucking bitch!!!

    Jebus cross checking Josef in the neutral zone. I am so very sorry to hear about your bladder cancer. And you may not care whatsoever, but I'm a praying man, and I'm going to add you to the list of things for which I pray. Cancer is something that needs to get eradicated right now.
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    Do you really love me, or are you just looking around the room and saying you love things you...

    Do you really love me, or are you just looking around the room and saying you love things you see?!?!
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    Douchelamp? I love lamp.

    Douchelamp? I love lamp.
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    Douchecanoe. What is that ****? :hatsoff:

    Douchecanoe. What is that ****? :hatsoff:
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    The Ari Dee thread!

    Screw the picture entirely. Just show up here at breakfast time and find out that I'd pick you over breakfast food. :D
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    The Ari Dee thread!

    If ****** to choose between delicious breakfast foods, and your ass, I'm pretty sure I'd go for your ass. It'd be tough, though. I'm in love with breakfast foods. But I'd betray that love. For you.
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    Kidney Stones are a fucking bitch!!!

    I'm pretty sure you are.
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    I can only get off by masturbating with a pillow or my mattress

    When your done getting off on your pillow, do you ***** with your head in a puddle of man chowder?
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    Kidney Stones are a fucking bitch!!!

    Because you're easy to bait, and there's no effort required to make you look foolish, as you do it yourself. :wave:
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    Maryland Death Penalty: Lawmakers Approve Measure To Ban Capital Punishment

    He'll never come back to clarify. He's too much of a coward, and he lacks the mental ability to form a coherent argument in his own favour.
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    Kidney Stones are a fucking bitch!!!

    Douchecanoe? That's a new one. What a waste of skin this guy is.
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    The Truth About Attacks On Our Diplomats

    J O N Stewart got it exactly right: http://www.mediaite.com/tv/stewart-rips-fox-news-over-benghazi-coverage-denizens-of-bullsht-mountain-have-cried-wolf-before/
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    To all OCSM's: Fansigns?

    I think your ****** had better make a thank you fan sign and you should post it here. :yesyes:
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    The Ari Dee thread!

    I may or may not have just jizzed my pants. :suspicious:
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    List of FreeOnes members who suck donkey kong

    I heart penis. Is that what this thread is about?
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    Tebow fans?

    The image is him doing the Tebow pose in 2011, sitting on the bench in 2012, and walking away in 2013. His career is done. It has nothing to do with his faith, as Sam would have had us believe. It has to do with the fact that he's just a terrible NFL quarterback. Just another prediction of...
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    Tebow fans?

    Another prediction that didn't work out so well, Sam.
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    I love chicken!!

    So here's my question: If someone else posted this, they'd be ******. Fucking *******...pretty dodgy even by FreeOnes rules. I guess I can start posting the gifs of BlueBalls fucking sheep, then?
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    Obama and his administration, including Hillary are going DOWN!

    I don't think so. I think this is going to continue to be a non issue forever.
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    Obama and his administration, including Hillary are going DOWN!

    But there isn't the reaction you were hoping for, Sam. Is that because you completely overreacted to this? Yes.
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    Damn, nature! You're one sexy *****! (awesome photos)

    Fuck you and your Socialist, **** ways, you hater of all that is beautiful. You will not be granted access to Stovokor.
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    Damn, nature! You're one sexy *****! (awesome photos)

    I'd guess Grand Tetons, actually. Incidentally, did you know that the Grand Tetons were named by the French, and it literally means "Big Tits?" Apparently the French Explorers were horny enough by the point they got there that they thought the mountains looked like titties.
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    Damn, nature! You're one sexy *****! (awesome photos)

    Some more. Hope you enjoy.
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    I love chicken!!

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    I love chicken!!

    How very interesting. Roald likes the cock, so he found a cock in a cock.
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    NHL '12/'13 Thread

    Wow, that's ******. Just terrible. i wonder if there will be any repercussions for those refs?
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    Heh, thanks!

    Heh, thanks!
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    NHL '12/'13 Thread

    Montreal. :facepalm:
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    Obama and his administration, including Hillary are going DOWN!

    Yeah. I'm looking. Nothing will come of this.
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    Obama and his administration, including Hillary are going DOWN!

    Nothing will come of this. I know you'd like a lynching or a crucifixion, Sam, but nothing will come of this.
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    Obama and his administration, including Hillary are going DOWN!

    Sam's political predictions are not so great in general, and it usually takes him a very long time to admit he was wrong. That's only ever happened once on FreeOnes http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?650865-I-ll-allow-Sam-to-respond-to-this-before-I-pass-judgement&highlight=romney+landslide
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    What did you do this weekend?

    Friday - art opening in my gallery. Fantastic turnout. Awesome art. Ceramics. High school students. Really fun show. Friday - installed a double closet door on a closet I built. double doors suck to handle alone. Friday - Dinner at a friends' house. Good time Saturday - tuned a concert...
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    Glad you liked it. :D

    Glad you liked it. :D
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    Can't start new thread

    Post more. five posts to make things happen.
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    Whos Your Top 5 Asses In Porn?

    Petra Roald Anders Regina Boldy
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    A serious question

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    Need some advice.

    You want him. That much is plain.
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    Maryland Death Penalty: Lawmakers Approve Measure To Ban Capital Punishment

    Certainly a fair comment, considering how he has acted here.
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    Heh. Periodically I'm funny. I can't help it.

    Heh. Periodically I'm funny. I can't help it.
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    Need some advice.

    You should suggest he **** himself immediately.
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    NHL '12/'13 Thread

    Toronto won. wat?
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