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  1. Elwood70

    Jason Bourne or Jack Bauer?

    John McClane
  2. Elwood70

    Does your significant other know about your FreeOnes addiction?

    No,for two very important and distinct reasons: 1. I don't have a "significant other" at least not anymore. 2. I'm nowhere close to the realm of possibility that would possibly begin to encompass covering the spectrum of behavior known as "addiction"....even if the word was used loosely,which...
  3. Elwood70

    Would you have a ***** with you?

    Hell yeah......as long as he's buying.
  4. Elwood70

    ****** House vs Porky's... Which film was better?

    Leaving!! What a great idea...
  5. Elwood70

    Ever get the urge to cut yourself|

    No,I get the urge to cut others.
  6. Elwood70

    ****** House vs Porky's... Which film was better?

    "Every Halloween the trees are filled with underwear,every spring the toilets explode"
  7. Elwood70

    Westboro Baptist Church to Picket Elizabeth Edwards' Funeral

    I'm not wishing death on anyone,but when it does happen,I'd like to see the Westboro Baptist Church protest the funeral of Sonny Barger. :cool:
  8. Elwood70

    I miss the days...

    I miss the smell of leaded gasoline,and car exhaust without catalytic converters.
  9. Elwood70

    Who Is The Greatest LIVING Music Legend? PART 2

    Still Keith.... (Try not to be so surprised :D )
  10. Elwood70

    Nikki Nova

    Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread Well then; someone is impersonating you in a very detailed way. I have all of my correspondence if you want it....just say the word. I look forward to talking to the real deal....if in fact this is the real deal.
  11. Elwood70

    Who Is The Greatest LIVING Music Legend?

    I'm surprised this hasn't been said yet;but you won't be surprised it's me that's saying it: Keith Richards
  12. Elwood70

    What pisses you off?

    Commercials on TV for various brands of ***** which tell me to ***** responsibly. I know it's a legal thing,I know it's smart,but it annoys the fuck out of me.
  13. Elwood70

    What pornstar do you share a birthday with??

    Sandra Shine. I know that from memory.
  14. Elwood70

    Sexy Big Ass Latina needs ID!

    Doesn't show in yours,either....
  15. Elwood70

    Should the legal age to start making porn be increased?

    Cafeful........it it's too high a distance,the wind will cause the intended object to miss the intended target. Just sayin'... :D
  16. Elwood70

    Best Female rock singer ?

    I have trouble comprehending "Courtney Love" and "Diva" in the same sentence.Aren't divas supposed to have class?
  17. Elwood70

    Best Female rock singer ?

    54XRNQ2C2x0&feature=related 'nuff said.
  18. Elwood70

    The Right Honorable American FreeOnes Thread

    Yes....why not? lZD4ezDbbu4
  19. Elwood70

    Why Do Non-Drinkers Feel The Need To Interject Themselves Into ******* Threads?

    "I feel sorry for people that don't *****.When they **** up in the morning,that's the best they're going to feel all day" -Dean Martin
  20. Elwood70

    ATTENTION: Miley Cyrus is now LEGAL!

    I got carded last week. :D
  21. Elwood70

    What are you listening to right now?

    "Machine ***"-Hendrix
  22. Elwood70

    Def Leppard Still Rocks

    There are not enough words in American English,English,any other language ever used in the past, or to be used in the future,on Earth,any other planet,or any other galaxy anywhere that has the words for me to fully articulate how much I truly **** them.
  23. Elwood70

    St. Louis is America's Most Dangerous City

    Goddammit I thought I saw more than the usual number of people just standing around doing nothing.C'mon Baltimore,you're slackin' off!! Fun fact: The onetime St. Louis Browns baseball team is now known as....... ....the Baltimore Orioles.
  24. Elwood70

    And I Quote...

    "If there is a God he has a lot to answer for." -Robert DeNiro
  25. Elwood70

    Man arrested after girl found bound and ****** in basement: Her ****** still missing

    Re: Man arrested after girl found bound and ****** in basement: Her ****** still miss What a tragedy...here's hoping justice is served. Exactly. No,don't thank a God that may or may not exist,just do whatever you can to make sure it stays that way.
  26. Elwood70

    Four in 10 say marriage is becoming obsolete

    In case nobody picked up on it,I hope so. Every time I've ever said "never" with a certain conviction,life has had a way of making me a hypocrite,and proving me wrong.
  27. Elwood70

    Four in 10 say marriage is becoming obsolete

    It's obsolete to me. I'll never get married again.
  28. Elwood70

    Optimist or Pessimist

    I'm a realist: The cups are half-off.
  29. Elwood70

    60th Birthday for my favorite phono format!

    1.-Exile On Main St.-Rolling Stones 2. Yes,I'm in the process of obtaining parts to rebuild a turntable that was given to my *** by my *** for their first wedding anniversary.....in 1965. No matter how high your sampling rate,nothing beats an analog groove. :cool:
  30. Elwood70

    Dreaming of her Baywatch days? Erika Eleniak is no longer a fresh-faced beauty

    I'm going to save this post to read it on my next birthday.:D
  31. Elwood70

    Who is your favourite FreeOnes member?

    Re: Favorite posting members... I have a new favorite to add to my list. :cool: ...and no; I ain't sayin' who the rest are....if you have to ask,then you aren't.
  32. Elwood70

    The world in 50 years- place your predictions!

    ...and Keith Richards.
  33. Elwood70

    Anyone broken your heart?

    I won't say that I have,I'll just say that I'm a living,breathing medical miracle. I don't have a heart left to speak of.
  34. Elwood70

    11 yr. old brat rats on *** & pop for smoking pot by telling this to the cops

    I once got that for saying two words.....just sayin'.;)
  35. Elwood70

    Bands I Would Love To See Reunited..But Will Obviously Never Happen

    Rolling Stones with Mick Taylor and Bill Wyman
  36. Elwood70

    Sexiest female chef?

    Giada De Laurentiis She's just.......mmmmmmmmm
  37. Elwood70

    Appeal: say NO to hairless cunts!

    Just a patch above the "zone" please.
  38. Elwood70

    Keith Richards eager to road-test any new ****

    Why not? He's done everything else....he'll probably outlive Lucifer. :D
  39. Elwood70

    Do you **** up at night to take a leak ?

    I do,but only when I consume mass quantities of iced tea,which I ***** a lot of in the warmer times of the year. Oddly enough,when I ***** *******,I don't have an issue.....until the next morning.
  40. Elwood70

    Please check this or be ******!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :D Tera Patrick is one of my favorites..
  41. Elwood70

    Please check this or be ******!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Mine doesn't say "Keep Track" or "Add Babe"......it says "Delete Babe". WTF!?
  42. Elwood70

    Veronica Zemanova / Veronika Zemanova

    Re: Veronica Zemanova Thanks, I voted. ...for Aria Giovanni. :D
  43. Elwood70

    Ask an American...

    Which America?
  44. Elwood70

    Declaration Of War Against Justin Bieber Haters

    He's trollin'. Pure and simple.
  45. Elwood70

    Law seeks pledge to Jewish state

    Nothing. Take the "under god" part out,like it was originally. (Note: small "g' was deliberate. )
  46. Elwood70

    This just in: Hell froze over, Kelly Osbourne looks pretty good

    Damn...she looks great!!! Good for her!! That site however,fucking sucks....took forever to load.
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