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  1. Elwood70

    Greatest American Hot-Rod?

    ZXFFLuoaMzM 'nuff said.
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    Which ********* Do You Have the Biggest Crush On

    Alyssa Milano and Shannen Doherty
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    What If..........?

    ...the tabloids (National Enquirer, Weekly World News, The Sun ) were correct?
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    Ever met a *****' that turned out to be a prick? Someone you met that was cool?

    Why am I not surprised that Joe is a prick? :D Brian May Yes...I shook the hand of the man that wrote "Fat Bottomed Girls". I met him backstage after a concert at Hammerjacks. He was very polite,soft-spoken,and a really nice guy. He seemed genuinely surprised that so many people still...
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    Best car-related film

    Gone In 60 Seconds The Original. (1974) "Shoulda read my horoscope this morning...." U6-TlxADdA4 *Note: The chase is actually 22 minutes long; this is a cut version.
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    if you could meet anyone pornstar or adult web model who would it be?

    Aria Giovanni Nikki Nova Nina Mercedez MissHybrid Gianna Michaels Lisa Ann I love them for their minds,too... ...not to mention their "I don't give a ****" attitude.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    AC/DC-"It's A Long Way To The Top..... b9iOk8PqkKs :cool:
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    Charlie Sheen or Lindsay Lohan

    Lindsay. With a mixture of skill and luck,Charlie has managed to keep his **** relatively together,or at least under wraps to the point that it hasn't really affected his career. As a matter of fact,it could be argued that it's actually helped,to a point. Plus,since Two And A Half Men is in...
  9. Elwood70

    Justin Bieber Talks Sex, Health Care, Abortion: The Rolling Stone Interview

    If he holds the opinion that Canada is so much better,why doesn't he just go back? Stop taking money from Americans (whenever possible);and just disappear back home,to never be heard from again. Didn't think so......
  10. Elwood70

    Charlie Sheen Time!!!

    I'd rather have a Keith Richards week on the town....
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    Cabbie returns $100,000 of jewellery to passenger after finding them on his back seat

    Re: Cabbie returns $100,000 of jewellery to passenger after finding them on his back That's a great story,and it's really a shame that something like that is so rare an occurrence that it's deemed newsworthy. ...and it's proof that not every Muslim wants to destroy the world.
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    Foods that are like sex in your mouth

    Tortellini Alfredo, or Linguine in Clam Sauce
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    Elderly Ariz. Man survives 5 days lost

    Apparently so..... Good for him.
  14. Elwood70

    Ah...Valentine's Day

    No,no,no.....we must remember... Valentine's Day :cool:
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    Mick Jagger

    I see what you did there....:D
  16. Elwood70

    Mick Jagger

    ...says the man whose name is "Jagger69".... Therefore,I decree that any arguments to the contrary after this post are invalid. :cool:
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    Mick Jagger

    ...and she never would have made it to the Grammys in 2011 without Keith. :cool:
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    Eminem

    That's a smack in the face to the legacy of... . . . . . . . Marshall Mathers.
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    So what do u think of the new Carmella Bing?

    It never dropped in quality......until she left me.
  20. Elwood70

    What is the weirdest way you have ever made a woman come?

    By calling out another womans' name.
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    So what do u think of the new Carmella Bing?

    Not when I first met her....:cool:
  22. Elwood70

    looking for some girls with perfect t&a + legs

    Seven posts,and no Aria Giovanni !?!?! Blasphemy!!!
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    Fact About Yourself Thread

    I just finished reading every page of this thread.
  24. Elwood70

    What pisses you off?

    People who feel the need to abbreviate everything.
  25. Elwood70

    who is your favourite milf?

    Re: MILFs / Mature Women "Most guys around my age who are single or divorced seem to be looking for a relationship ...." Not all of us,honey.
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    20 year-old British woman dies after botched butt implant

    ...you forgot "get married". :D
  27. Elwood70

    20 year-old British woman dies after botched butt implant

    There's an easier way to a big ass: Red Beans and Rice.
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    Jelena Jensen

    She has? ****.
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    Pornstars/models you can't stand, but almost everyone else likes

    So a real from-the-soul laugh is annoying,as opposed to the fake "tee hee" bullshit giggle? Hmmmmm. I absolutely love her laugh,and as is well known around here,I think she's fucking beautiful.... My favorites are well known on this board,my not-so-favorites are not-for a reason.
  30. Elwood70

    Give Me A "Fuck Yeah" If You Love American Football

    I agree with this statement.... ......or at least part of it. Guess which part I don't agree with? :cool:
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    The hardest ****(s) you've been on?

    *******.
  32. Elwood70

    Best Beatles Album Ever

    Let It.........***** :D (C'mon, what did you expect?)
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    Follow me on twitter :) from vicky vette

    I am now following you......
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    Post a random song lyric

    All you people, you know the blues got a soul Well this is a story, a story never been told Well you know the blues got pregnant And they named the baby Rock & Roll Muddy Waters said it, you know the blues got a soul James Brown said it, you know the blues got a soul Well the blues had a baby...
  35. Elwood70

    Who Would You Move Into With As A Household? (Any Occupation,total of 13+U)

    If it was a big enough house;I'd move in with damn near anybody.
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    Choose 3women if you are on left alone on island

    Aria Giovanni Nikki Nova Nina Mercedez
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    Bree Olson and Charlie Sheen?

    You could say the same about Keith Richards.:cool:
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    ****** shot her two teenage ******** twice in the head 'for being mouthy'

    Sometimes,people use humor as a defense mechanism.They don't want to completely face up to the act,and what it implies,so they (we) crack a joke or two. It may not be in the best taste,but it serves its' purpose. It's commonly referred to as "gallows humor"....ask anyone who works a job that...
  39. Elwood70

    Amanda Kimmel of CBS Survivor fame - perfect woman

    No, Rachel Ray is the perfect woman. She said on her show recently that she feels most comfortable in the kitchen. :cool: :D
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    should we castrate sex offenders?!?!

    I know...put a condom on it before you fuck them with it and pull the trigger(s) Safe sex,you know....
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    should we castrate sex offenders?!?!

    Same thing....just put a condom on the barrel first.
  42. Elwood70

    ****** shot her two teenage ******** twice in the head 'for being mouthy'

    ****,they're already laying the groundwork for a defense by mentioning the depression in the first place.
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    Adult models in the same league as Nikki Nova and Got Gisele?

    bjfgeroirurodoncnbnclcvncnvn (That's me, babbling incoherently) Oh. My. God. I can officially die a happy man. That pic just made my day-no ****. Thanks,Nikki.:cool:
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    This Babe Is Seriously Gorgeous,Like A Real Life Doll!

    That's not a pic of Aria Giovanni,Nikki Nova or Gianna Michaels....
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    ****** shot her two teenage ******** twice in the head 'for being mouthy'

    Damn....all my *** did was smack me with a wooden spoon....
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    What are you listening to right now?

    B.B. King- "Why I Sing The Blues" B.B. King's Bluesville-Sirius Channel 74 ...don't forget folks,the Blues had a baby,and they named it Rock-'N'-Roll :cool:
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    should we castrate sex offenders?!?!

    Should we castrate sex offenders? Yes,with a .12 gauge....let 'em ***** out like that motherfucker in Pulp Fiction. It's not vengeance.......it's punishment.:cool:
  48. Elwood70

    Adult models in the same league as Nikki Nova and Got Gisele?

    Oh, I know you wouldn't....and I'd love to have Aria and you both in front of me.....:cool:
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