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  1. Elwood70

    If you could be the greatest musician or athlete in the world...

    Since I made it past 27 pretty much unscathed, I'll say musician.
  2. Elwood70

    fuck, marry, toss away

    Yes; albeit in a pussified form,which completely neuters the point....
  3. Elwood70

    A TWISTED ******* and ****** are facing jail after they were spotted having sex...

    Re: A TWISTED ******* and ****** are facing jail after they were spotted having sex.. From the article: Not to put a huge damper on the party; but why just the *******?
  4. Elwood70

    What are you listening to right now?

    Paul Simon-"Still Crazy After All These Years" I can relate.
  5. Elwood70

    Cars that repel women

    I would.......if it had a 351C and a 4-speed. :D
  6. Elwood70

    I've got dirt in my knickers

    Do it!!!! Please....
  7. Elwood70

    Cars that repel women

    ****; I'd drive a Buick
  8. Elwood70

    Random Statement Thread II

    I'll be in my basement room with a needle and a spoon And another girl can take my pain away (Is that random enough?)
  9. Elwood70

    Ok FreeOnes peeps... help out a fellow FreeOnes member and major cutie: Jade Parker

    Re: Ok FreeOnes peeps... help out a fellow FreeOnes member and major cutie: Jade Park She kinda reminds me of my ex-wife. ....but I voted for her anyway.
  10. Elwood70

    Psychotic or Retarded?

    Neither. He's a fucking attention-whoring imbecile.
  11. Elwood70

    The **** we still make in America

    Zippo lighters
  12. Elwood70

    Thank God for Walmart

    Yeah!!! ...and fuck Walmart.
  13. Elwood70

    I've been a fan since 1979.How could I not? ;-)

    I've been a fan since 1979.How could I not? ;-)
  14. Elwood70

    The Same Old Song and Dance

    qft. I never had a problem when I was new,because I shut the fuck up and read more than I posted. I wanted to get a feel for the board,and the people on it, before I started shooting my mouth off. Now; I don't shoot my mouth off at all....unless I'm *****.:D
  15. Elwood70

    The Same Old Song and Dance

    Blasphemy.
  16. Elwood70

    The Same Old Song and Dance

    Ha!!!
  17. Elwood70

    Have any health problems?

    I have a slight case of the humorously named (It's not what it sounds like); yet legitimate Photophobia. Mine's not bad, I just have to wear sunglasses all the time.
  18. Elwood70

    words that should be ******?

    +1,000,000,000,000
  19. Elwood70

    What type of music do you like?

    The Blues is the roots...the rest is the fruits.
  20. Elwood70

    What type of music do you like?

    Blues and old soul. ....and I know, it's only rock-n-roll.....but I like it.
  21. Elwood70

    Should Muslim workers receive special privileges at their places of work?

    There's people that ***** the privilege I'm sure; but I've never had a job that gave breaks based on whether or not someone was a smoker. Typically,someone is given two fifteen-minute breaks per day,in addition to a lunch break. What they choose to do with those breaks is up to them. Smokers...
  22. Elwood70

    9/11 - Never Forget

    Ha!!! Got me!!!
  23. Elwood70

    Former Orioles pitcher Mike Flanagan commits suicide aged 59

    I blame Peter Angelos. RIP Flanny;you were one of the greats....
  24. Elwood70

    The recession is so bad....

    Re: The RECESSION IS SO BAD........ Considering I just lost my job; I'm going to be avoiding this thread...
  25. Elwood70

    Calif. baby tossed from building; *** arrested

    I'm not a ******-but I am a human being;and I don't understand it either. My hope is that the ***** recovers fully,and is given the life he deserves. Strangely enough; I hope the "******" is given what she fully deserves as well.
  26. Elwood70

    Sequals that shouldve never been made

    Blues Brothers 2000
  27. Elwood70

    choose 5 babes to be stranded on an island with.

    Nikki Nova Aria Giovanni Raylene Lisa Ann Miss Hybrid
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    What pisses you off?

    See; in a perfect world-and if it was up to me-;you'd be able to use those guns on those drivers, or at least the engine block.... You just reminded me of one: The idiots that have no concept of the size of the vehicle they're driving; and compensate by leaving way too much room in front...
  29. Elwood70

    Xbox addict 'dies from ***** clot'

    Xbox addict 'dies from ***** clot' This is misleading. It should say "Loser playing X-Box way too much dies from a supreme lack of willpower"
  30. Elwood70

    Why I'm Not Voting (and neither should you)

    His name is Saul Hudson. ...just for future reference,of course.:D
  31. Elwood70

    any married men on here?

    Not anymore....
  32. Elwood70

    Mariah Carry or a Kardashian???

    Mariah.
  33. Elwood70

    What pisses you off?

    Summer colds!!!
  34. Elwood70

    What pisses you off?

    Thinning the herd.
  35. Elwood70

    Feeding the Trolls

    :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: That's fucking AWESOME!!!!!
  36. Elwood70

    Police: 22 Teens Involved in Sexting Ring

    I love how that's said with such an air of authority. They won't face charges because they didn't break any laws. ...and who is this "community board" anyway? A bunch of virginal saints who were angels in school?
  37. Elwood70

    Police: Target of Facebook hit fatally shot

    This motherfucker needs to be charged with something for what he's doing to the language..
  38. Elwood70

    What is the most depraved site on the web?

    I'll say this much: It definitely showed me why one should keep their head down near helicopters.
  39. Elwood70

    Five dead in stage collapse at Indiana State Fair

    Jesus Christ; what a way to go. RIP...
  40. Elwood70

    What is the most depraved site on the web?

    Rotten ain't ****. I used to go on there at work while eating spaghetti and meatballs for lunch. Shotgun Suicide, anyone?
  41. Elwood70

    You'll not prefer blondes after that

    I never preferred blondes to begin with.
  42. Elwood70

    Poor is the new standard

    Damn....my *** has a better credit rating than the entire fucking country...
  43. Elwood70

    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Wild Turkey 101
  44. Elwood70

    Would you marry Britney Spears?

    Why the hell would I marry someone I don't know personally, have never met,and whose existence I'm only aware of through pictures and various other forms of media!?!?! Now; if you'd said Aria Giovanni or Nikki Nova, my answer would be different.
  45. Elwood70

    Greatest Rock Band Contest

    Damn......relax.....
  46. Elwood70

    Heaven Isn't Too Far Away for Warrant Lead Singer

    He tried;but not even God can **** Keith.
  47. Elwood70

    I post a picture of your future wife

    I can't find the other post; but I'm two-for-two with the brunettes. No complaints here....:D
  48. Elwood70

    Greatest Rock Band Contest

    I disagree with Led Zeppelin being number 1; but that has nothing to do with The Rolling Stones I don't like it; but not for the reason most may think. The subject is "Greatest Rock Band"; and it's entirely subject to opinion. ...but even Keith Richards will tell you that The Rolling Stones...
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