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A psychiatrist. Reconsider. :D Really though, a lot of it will depend on where in Canada you're going. There is a lot of Canada.

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Re: PORN WIKI LEAKS .COM Removing my real namme Instead of trying to deal with this through the people involved he creates an account here and makes a thread about it, and bumps another thread about that malignant little site. Because of course he would want to draw attention to the place...

jurkingdick? :dunno:

Are you thwarting Miss H's will? I'm sure she will not be pleased. :D

... did you just Morse code me? Hmm, short, short, short, long, long. So, that would be... hmm, the number three! Huh, I don't see how this applies. Do you mean I get three votes, so I can vote for both Ms. Spencers and have an extra!?!? :surprise: I like that! You heard her jitna! Miss H...

Hawksley Workman - Striptease

Official Checked Star Model. Basically girls from the industry that FreeOnes has confirmed are them. Wait... if you did that then how would I know which one to vote for!?!?!? :eek:

I like Harley and all, but I'll readily defend anyone I see getting a raw deal. Fact is she's flat out said she loves the guy. She's also said elsewhere that she tends to keep her relationship somewhat private at times because she doesn't like people getting the wrong idea, the exact type of...

Your laptop should have an internal temperature monitor, and give a warning and should shut down properly if overheating is the issue. If it just suddenly goes dead and it works with the AC adapter only and no battery, then chances are your battery is fucked. That's the obvious answer, so you...

Actually shuts down or just goes dead? And either way, probably a cause for concern.

She's been pretty open about her relationship, including why she's with the guy and how she feels about him. She's never said she's with him because he has money. That's all you.

Wow. And I thought I was easily pleased... :D

"Paddle" ... is that what you **** are calling it these days? ;)

I'd attempt this but it'd probably just make me miss my old Atari 2600 game paddles... :(

The closest I've actually come to something as heart-destroying as this would be is the KFC Doubledown. I still haven't even had one of those Doritos tacos... :dunno:

Well you gotta have the bacon. Anything less would be uncivilized...

Oh come on! It's just nine burgers! And it's only one bun, so you're missing out on most of the filler! It's totally doable. *goes back and looks at pic* Hmm... looks like there's nine slices of cheese too. Okay, no, sorry. My mistake, I'm out. No way I'm eating that much dairy. Too fattening...

If I'd known about it, I might have commuted to Brandon to try one. Not entirely sure it'd be worth the drive time, well you know, that and the double bypass. :dunno: Wait... it comes with bacon, right? Because any which way no bacon would have been a deal breaker. And I'm definitely not paying...

Okay, well... that's it. Now someone is gonna have to Kickstart this ****. :dunno:

Understandable. :dunno: So... it sounds like you'd fuck yourself. :1orglaugh

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Oh, I'm not questioning the practice, nor unaware of it, I just think the phrasing is a little more misogynistic than would have been required.

Hmm. Well, though I do have some moral questions regarding the manufacturing of more Ms. Spencers, if we're doing it anyway... I want one. I mean, just the one. I'm not greedy or anything. :dunno: Wait... so you're not sure that I'm nuts? Or that Harley has an awesome butt? Or that Miss H is...

John Hurt is pretty obviously going to be the Time War Doctor, which would place him between McGann and Eccleston. It's made pretty obvious by the fact that it's been pretty well publicized that Hurt was a second choice. They tried to get Eccleston back, but he refused. This made news since it...

First off, that's disgusting. Second, the OP didn't specify he wanted to just get women into bed. He asked about what attracts a woman to a man, and that doesn't imply anything beyond attracting women. In order to get into a long term relationship you often still have to attract a woman because...

Because I'm a gentleman? I find this questionable on both counts since with the first you're not sure, and with the second you're relying on the staff of Harley Davidson, and they are so misinformed they frequently forget to include the Davidson! But if there were two of you wouldn't they...

Sure you were... ;) Really I think you just want to confuse me. If there were two Ms. Spencers... how would I know which one I should lust after!? I can't live like that dammit! :mad: How can you be sure? Harlies seems pretty valid too... :dunno:

Licking eyeballs... why? There are much more entertaining places that people could be licking.

Nothing embarrassing about that. ************ isn't some horrible dirty thing, and it's not like anyone is going to think they're for you anyway. :dunno:

I dunno. :( That seems like it would be confusing and problematic. If there were two Harleys... (Harlies...? I still don't know the plural there :confused:) uh, if there were two of her, well then how would I know which one to ogle when? Also, reproducing new Harleys... or Harlies... either...

You know what I can't stand? People misusing "anymore". It's only ever used in a question, or in the negative. "Does he go to the gym anymore?" (Yes.) "He doesn't go to the gym anymore." (Yes.) "Oh wait, I was wrong. He goes to the gym anymore." (No, fuck you.)

Wait... are you suggesting that we take a sample of my DNA, and a sample of Harley's DNA and make some kind amalgam-type clone? A... hybrid if you will? :D That's BRILLIANT! With Harley's brains and beauty, and my insanity you'd get... well, you'd get Harley but insane. You know, now that I stop...

I was late. :( I got bit by a spider. Again. That's twice this damned month and it's not even half over yet! :mad:

Via hyperbole usually. Example: "Where have you been? I've been waiting here literally FOREVER!"

I think my favorite sci-fi movie might actually be Blade Runner (though it's entirely possible I'm forgetting some other awesome movies, as I don't generally tend to spend time ranking things or choosing favorites). What's everyone else's?

:dunno: Maybe. Don't know, don't really care. Haven't read her posts about it, don't really plan to. I just tossed that out there because it's a standard in any topic involving religion (honestly, for all I know it's already been posted, only reason I've ever clicked on this thread is because...

Well, if it makes you feel any better Harley is really cool and I'm... uh... also here! :D

Well, it's not like the board is currently short on threads where people can/are bitching about religion. Also...

Probably not the best, but you still gotta love the **** In the Hall...

I can't help but feel that this is a good thing. So... maybe three more and we're all set? :D

Not necessarily. While there may be some people who've offered greater (or equal) single offenses, Sam has been trolling, spamming, and saying offensive stuff in a tonne of threads for a great long while. So while the thread that got him ****** may only have been an "8" while other people have...

I would readily commute for this. :D Panty Pulling Vendetta?

Wow. That... that was a random one-off line and you remembered it for some reason. I'm kind of impressed. I say that as someone who, at one point, knew way too much about Star Wars. Of course, I've since forgotten most of what I knew. I blame the ****, ****** and illicit narcotics. :dunno:

See... I, I don't know what to do with that either. :dunno: But at least I know Luke Skywalker! So I get to not feel ignorant unlike with the "johnboat" thing! Yay! \o/

I have a feeling he will be back, so you might want to keep the ********* corked...

I cared. I didn't understand it, because I don't know how the whole johnboat thing applied, or even what a "johnboat" is... but I cared! :D Now I feel I have to admit my ignorance and ask... what's a johnboat? :o Also, I used to watch the Waltons. I went through a classic TV phase where I...

So, if I understand this correctly what you're saying is that this will require some ****. ;) Did you time travel back to May 2003 during your vacation? Because it was decided that sodomy laws were unconstitutional in June of that year. I'm guess no with the whole time traveling thing...

Ah, hadn't seen that. However, much like an erection in Church, I'm gonna explain that away just by saying that I have no control over it... :dunno:

I'm occasionally thoughtful, but I don't like to make a habit of it... ;) Wait... who's disbelief in the G-spot? :confused: I don't think I could be a hippie. They're all about peace and love like that Jesus guy. I got nuthin' against the man, never met him myself, but I'm not really...