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Ace... I kinda love you right now, man. :D

It's a symptom of several legitimate conditions (like thyroid issues), but calling it a disease itself... nah, I don't think so.

Uh, I don't think she was saying you were wrong there. Seems she was saying she thought it was funny to find out zdenka is using a girls day.

Note the bolded part where she quoted you. Now note her response. She knows what you mean. She's saying you're an asshole and that's a deal breaker. I shouldn't have had to point that out.

Does the fact that he might actually be a ****-fueled, *** toting, ******** make this video less funny?

I get the feeling the only thing he's pumping is people's gas... ba-dum-tish! :D

Meh. I think he's just Henny Youngman'ing it for his own amusement.

Really, I was expecting it to be way worse... ... of course I had the good sense to check a slang dictionary as opposed to browsing images. :dunno: :D

I'm actually curious here (if you don't mind addressing it, I know some people are uncomfortable talking about sex), not trying to be obtuse. Not having any fetishes myself I'm not sure how multiple fetishes would work. I was under the impression that they were mandatory. You're saying that you...

Has to be a lie. You said she laughed, not ran screaming.

But you don't have to stack 'em, you can just pick and choose like off a menu?

Are you sure those are fetishes? When you're into a tonne of different things... doesn't that just mean you're horny?

Some of those look trees don't quite look right, like they're bonsais or something...

I was so going to make that joke... :(

:1orglaugh See, I was kinda wondering whether that was it, but I didn't want to say anything. '93 doesn't seem like that long ago, does it? Made me feel old when I did the math too...

You sound pretty shallow. :tongue:

My math sucks but... 02013 -1993 00020 ... isn't that right? :confused:

Only if afterwards you take a fork and eat it, Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom-style... if you can manage that then knock yourself out. :dunno:

Same could be said about Mary Pickford. She was rated the 24th Greatest Female Star of All Time by the AFI... yet I'm sure 99% of people these days have never heard of her because she was from the silent era and hasn't been onscreen in about 80 years. It's just the way of things... EDIT: Holy...

Wait, did you typo Google, or are you recommending goggles if you attempt to engage in either? For the latter I think that's wise, for the former... sadly I wouldn't have to. :dunno:

Not really surprising. The guy died 20 years ago. His last onscreen appearance was, what, 23-25 years ago? Short of movie buffs we're coming up on a generation of people who aren't likely to know him at all, beyond maybe some pop culture references...

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I like Vincent Price. I grew up watching him on the Hilarious House of Frightenstein. That is all.

work v. personal life... maybe?

I kind of feel like this post should have come complete with a laugh track.

I think we need a poll... In a dangerous situation, who would you more trust with a loaded ***? (Option #1) Your Average Woman. (Option #2) Sam Fisher. Let the masses decide I say!

I thought the pictures of naked people were supposed to keep us entertained? :confused: At the end of the day, isn't that the real opiate of the masses?

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Your skill at wooing women is obvious. I doff my cap to you good sir... :hatsoff:

I already voted for you. Apparently I'm easy and do not require bribes. :dunno: (I still appreciate bribes though! :D)

I knew that! :D

It's what's generally called a "medical examiner" by you younger folk. And now I feel old... :(

You know dirk, it still counts even if you draw it yourself...

I'm not even a breast man, yet I've considered building a shrine to them :D. And no problem on the rep!

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Ah, well they do it a lot of grisly deaths, or when visiting the coroner. The scene where they rub mentholated gel under their nose is pretty much a classic, especially when there's a "rookie" there. It's almost cliché to make a show of it then because the rookie will usually wave it off...

Clearly. It's quite obvious that more people need to see your boobs, and those of us who have seen them need to see more of them! :D

Proof of arousal. Yum. :D Shallower strokes? I thought this was kind of common knowledge. You see it on all of the TV shows, especially the procedurals. Didn't watch a lot of cop shows while you were younger, huh?

Nah, I'd rather have some nachos!

Is that even possible? :confused: Yeah that's um... that's um... ... :drool2: ... yeah I'll just disagree with your take on that there.

Referring to the fact that sex can get a little sticky. :o

Well, just about anything strong smelling. Vicks is the standard. Toothpaste is another option, but I guess that's not much better. Maybe a dab of perfume? Not sure how long that would last though, as perfume tends to be lighter in smell. You might be doing something wrong then ... :D ... ...

I'd get your back on that, but... You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Harley Spencer again. :dunno:

Mostly the joke, with a side order of +1 to my post count. :D

Well, around the Falls it more or less smelled... like the Falls. It was relatively tidy as well. You know, you could do what garbage men and coroners do and just rub some Vicks Vapo-Rub under your nose. Though, I'm not sure that would be a step up...

You can set your timezone. Click the "Settings" tab at the top. In the "My Settings" panel on the right, choose the "General Settings" option under the "My Account" heading. That will get you to where you can edit the timezone you're in. It's the the fifth group of options, so you'll likely...

I've seen .gifs, but not because I enjoy it, nor because I was curious. I used to post on 4chan. You just can't help but see it there. :dunno:

Yeah, this has been explained before at length, and I think the TC was in a thread involving it. Some people just don't want to get it...

You know, if you don't want too many noms in the future you could always just establish a rule that voting automatically starts after, say, five or six noms. :dunno: Oh, and I shall obviously vote for Harley's deliciousness! :)

Hmm, I've only been to New York once, it was right around the Falls area. Smelled fine there. :dunno: Orange? Probably just fake tan run off from the people who were swimming there before you... :D