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  1. Ace Boobtoucher

    The butthurt is worse than I thought. lol at Calexit

    What in this picture makes you think she's gay, you fucking moron? And enlightened fucking snowflakes would backtrack their support of Muslims faster than Anthony Weiner gives in to his addictions when he gets out of treatment if they knew the truth about it.
  2. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Trump Presidency

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  3. Ace Boobtoucher

    The butthurt is worse than I thought. lol at Calexit

    Why'd you crop the ****** of her baby pushing the stroller next to her? The look on his face is awesome. You suck. Your posts suck. Finland sucks. Eat a bowl of dicks.
  4. Ace Boobtoucher

    Julian Assange Isn’t Done With Hillary, Reveals Hidden Human Trafficking Network

    I put this up the Thursday before the election. I also made an awesome meme about it and it included their predilection for satanic rituals. photo hosting
  5. Ace Boobtoucher

    The "Suck it up, buttercup" bill is introduced in my awesome home state.

    Oh, you mean like an economy that finally gets rolling again, bringing jobs back that actually put food on the table and someone who's actually done something other than community organizing and politics? Yeah, I can live with those consequences, fucktard. Enjoy the consequences of your choice...
  6. Ace Boobtoucher

    The "Suck it up, buttercup" bill is introduced in my awesome home state.

    All these stupid asshats "protesting" a fair and free election should take a page from history, Vietnamese history, and set themselves on fire. That would get my attention.
  7. Ace Boobtoucher

    The "Suck it up, buttercup" bill is introduced in my awesome home state.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/11/16/the-suck-it-up-buttercup-bill-iowa-lawmaker-targets-postelection-campus-hysteria/ http://whotv.com/2016/11/14/iowa-lawmaker-proposes-suck-it-up-buttercup-bill-following-president-elect-protests-on-i-80/...
  8. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Trump Presidency

    WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU BUMPING THIS THREAD?!? That's it. Fury time. Stand by.
  9. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Trump Presidency

    Yeah we know. Christ. I'm about to unleash the fury.
  10. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Trump Presidency

    I hope that they really did that and it's not shopped. That would be fucking amaze balls.
  11. Ace Boobtoucher

    Imagine This

    QFT. I think he's been painting signs at George Soros' "protests." image hosting 30 mb
  12. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Trump Presidency

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  13. Ace Boobtoucher

    The butthurt is worse than I thought. lol at Calexit

    What racist comments? Provide proof.
  14. Ace Boobtoucher

    The butthurt is worse than I thought. lol at Calexit

    Remember how the media laughed at Texans who wanted to secede because Texas can't actually do that? Where's the critique about the Calexit idiocy?
  15. Ace Boobtoucher

    National Popular Vote Bill to end Electoral College Garbage

    Should have just closed this crap, Adam.
  16. Ace Boobtoucher

    The feminist paradigm

    I think you're a fucking idiot and in order for you to spell paradigm I think you had to be spotted the P A R A D I and G. You suck. Your threads suck. Eat a bowl of dicks.
  17. Ace Boobtoucher

    Hot damn! The GOP is just one state legislature short of Article V Convention unopposed

    I don't know about term limits but if 65 is good enough for the average Joe to retire, it outta be for SCOTUS, too.
  18. Ace Boobtoucher

    NFL '16 Season Thread

    I can't decide who I want to win in the Steelers and Cowboys game. It's like trying to decide if I want herpes or chlamydia.
  19. Ace Boobtoucher

    2016/2017 NCAA Football Thread

    Great win by my Hawkeyes. Too bad they'll wind up in the Pinstripe or Humanitarian Bowl. Air ***** is playing Colorado State and they're wearing these helmets. image sharing sites
  20. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    Cave man chest thumping? I recall a week long celebration of all things Obama in 08. And then an eight year long blow job by people who would never admit his "fundamental changes" were the worst thing this country has endured in the last fifty years. screengrab
  21. Ace Boobtoucher

    The butthurt is worse than I thought. lol at Calexit

    But I thought Love Trumps ****. XUGB0zUlUxo At least the police in Austin are finally beginning to arrest "protestors." https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/796922082751901696 And that jackass Michael Moore tried to deliver a note to President Elect Trump saying "You lost step aside." I...
  22. Ace Boobtoucher

    ********** (parody)

    You stupid fuck (not a parody. I think you've been stealing oxygen). We've been over this before. I'ma bust out my poison pen and let you know how everyone feels when you start this stupid **** again. You suck. Your threads suck. Eat a bowl of dicks.
  23. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    At first I was like: "Yeah, Zach! Fuck her **** up! Then towards the end I was like: "Oh, sweetie. You tried so hard. You giant crybaby pussy." image sharing sites
  24. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    I guess dissent is going to be the truest form of patriotism again. It's kind of funny because for the last eight years dissent has been racism.
  25. Ace Boobtoucher

    Dear President elect Trump

    I have had the biggest Schadenboner since Tuesday. I may need to consult a physician.
  26. Ace Boobtoucher

    Happy Veteran's Day.

    On November 11, 1919, U.S. President Woodrow Wilson issued a message to his countrymen on the first Armistice Day in which he expressed what he felt the day meant to Americans: "ADDRESS TO FELLOW-COUNTRYMEN The White House, November 11, 1919. A year ago today our enemies laid down their arms in...
  27. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    Soooooooooooooo much butthurt going on in major cities right now. What these oxygen thieves fail to understand is that Trump won a fair and free election because we, as a nation, are fed up with entitlement mindset, participation trophies, political correctness and the direction in which this...
  28. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    And THERE's the xfire I once had on ignore. I've never liked Obama and made no bones about it. I do respect the office, or rather, I used to respect the office. But I've always loathed his policies, background and education. Trump is inexperienced in politics, sure, but he'll wind up making a...
  29. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    QFT. I've made no bones about my feelings on Dear Leader and his **** policies but I've never really had any day-to-day worries except for the fear of a DOJ investigator crawling up my asshole if I popped someone in the line of duty.
  30. Ace Boobtoucher

    I humbly admit that IK've been wrong

    ^repped the Frenchman
  31. Ace Boobtoucher

    Lock Her Up!!!

    Fraudulent charitable practices, too. You could probably throw a couple ****** conspiracies in there, to boot. They should have charged her with theft of govt property when she left the White House in 2001 but they returned $200,000 worth of furnishings. Lying to the FBI. Each time she lied to...
  32. Ace Boobtoucher

    I guarantee a Hillary Clinton landslide

    free uploader Why do I use such a shitty host for awesome gifs? Damn it, damn it, damn it!
  33. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    *Pyrrhic. But otherwise a well thought out, coherent post. FUCK YOU AND YOUR LOGIC. WE WANT ***** AND CHAOS AND SCHADENBONERS!!!!
  34. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    upload photo I have such a schadenboner right now that my laptop is resting on a diagonal.
  35. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    I think Hillary's refusal to concede tonight is a result of a ******* tantrum wherein she tore apart her hotel room like a **** flinging monkey.
  36. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    I'm enjoying my twitter feed too much right now.
  37. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    One other thing. FUCK YOU, GEORGE SOROS!!! - - - Updated - - - *ahem* Say what now? And fuck the pollsters, biased media hacks and the DOJ.
  38. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    I wonder if Hilldebeast will concede via email.
  39. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    Wait, Ani. I think we should be forthright, gracious and magnanimous to our friends across the aisle. We should congratulate them on a well-run campaign and...........I can't. I literally cannot say it enoug...
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