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So then I'm not the only one who was wtf'ing this topic? Good to know...

On the bright side...

Well what else could we have expected? The idea was to have him imprisoned for years in a situation where the constant threat of sexual ***** loomed over his head... What kind of ******* could possibly put another human being in that sort of circumstance and expect them to endure?

I think we need Blue Countach's advice here: Would his lawyers actually able to do anything to me? Or would there be, like, jurisdictional issues since they're all the way over there in the Land of Make Believe..? Can they extradite from there? :confused:

Here's hoping there's a Hell. He's not an innocent person from Maryland. Isn't that usually who you hope gets ********?

Is it just me, or does the new guy seems like Philbert doing a bad assari impression...?

I feel vindicated now...

Never work with James Cagney.

Some folks aren't. I'm sure they'll be around to verbally manhandle you shortly. Then of course the debate will begin over who's alt account you are. :)

I think we are all aware that you generally approve of double stuffings.... :D

The obvious solution is this: Have a copy of all the porn you can't stand to lose made... as a tattoo on your body, Memento-style. Problem (very) permanently solved.

Willie of course being a nickname for Wilma, his wife. FYI... you have to watch both of them.

With the incredibly yummy milk bath pics methinks that was a foregone conclusion. :drool1: Gratz Harley! :thumbsup:

Tricky - Slowly

Wait... is 11:59 really that long, or has **** just finished streaming/downloading at that point? :confused:

Well... I can be platonic friends with anyone. Well, not Hitler. But you know... yeah. I know I couldn't do an open relationship. That's just not going to happen. I might be able to do "marriage (NB: she has sex with other guys on camera but outside of that, the two of you are monogamous)" I'm...

Poe - Amazed

Wait... what!? This just showed up in the "My Activity" section of my profile. Why do I not know this set? What set is this...? How did I miss this? :confused:

:1orglaugh oh I was there well before the LIIT. I started a few hours ago with ***** Red Bulls. Ran out of Red Bull though so I had to move from caffeinated ***** to caffeine-themed *****. :dunno: :D

You know, if I'd had a **** on hand I probably would have gone there...

Long Island Iced Tea.

That's not really something different. That's, like, America Classic. See, we've been dealing with New America post WW2, but way back when isolationism was the word of the day. It's why America was as late as it was to engage in WW1 and WW2. Ultimately NeoCons and the Holocaust spawned New...

I feel I should point out, that's technically inaccurate. That was me using hyperbole and being "cute" and realistically I should have been more careful there. The 1/3rd body weight estimate based on rats refers to oral consumption of pure THC, not ********* where things would be different. If...

But ultimately that's the thing; management didn't deal with it. That makes this a failing of the club, and certainly one for the asshole who interrupted the show. Chappelle is the victim here. He's ultimately blameless, yet people are blaming him and telling him to grow a thicker skin. You...

Eh, perhaps I'm just too used to essentially being my own boss and responsible for myself. :dunno:

Let me frame this another way... Because a lot of men are assholes, if a young pretty woman (and honestly, the young and pretty parts probably aren't even necessary) becomes a waitress eventually she will get sexually harassed. It's going to happen. So do you think it's reasonable for us to...

I can see some potential issues if you're in a job that lives and dies by the public perception of each of it's employees and caters primarily to a conservative crowd, but I see that being the exception rather than the rule. Otherwise I see the reaction of the corporate assholes being something...

Let's get something very straight. The lethality of a **** is measured by it's median lethal dose or LD50 (lethal dose 50%... the point at which 50% of subjects will die). ********* has none when it comes to human beings. There are precisely zero human fatalities on record due to the consumption...

The same thing I do every weekend Pinky, try to take over the world!

Let's be honest here; Considering where it started that's not even possible.

They also all get together for a biannual naked pillow fight/******* party where they fornicate on stacks of money and *******, cure the cancer of the rich and famous by spanking it out of them, and reaffirm their allegiance to the Illuminati through a lengthy ritual involving virgin sacrifices...

I think the downside is being part of some reality TV spectacle. Regardless of what it concerned I'm not sure I'd want to be involved with something like that. I don't think the people you know finding out you fancy, on some level anyway, an attractive woman is really something to be overly...

:wtf: Where I come from? Thems fightin' words... :1orglaugh

Mm. Starbucks frappiccinos are really good. It's actually not tough to make something similar. You want (appropriately enough) really strong coffee. You do about half coffee, 1/4 cream and 1/4 condensed milk (for the thickness and sweetness) and add some vanilla (well, I like vanilla... YMMV)...

Really? I wasn't. I was thinking; "firm handshake"... :dunno:

The vast majority of comedians are about material, not improv. While the fields are related, they're not the same. If I go to see someone I want someone who is good at their job, not someone else's. Then again, I'm apparently entirely wrong about this... so never mind. :dunno:

I feel the need to be clear here since I think the actual wording of my post my have been unintentionally misleading: the Safe and Effective **** Act itself was shot down in congress due to questions about it's impartiality however "private research" and polling done by NIDA itself (which even...

I did give a fact. Find me the median lethal dose of ********* in humans. You won't because (despite vitamine C and water [yes WATER] having one) weed doesn't have one. What I can plainly see is that you didn't research your facts and are drawing basically solely from from NIDA research. If you...

Re: pornstars without makeup Except that you're not dealing with differences in lighting, and not all of the women will be on ***** (and some of those women you see "every day" will be on *****). So what's the difference? Well...

The median lethal dose for THC (the active ingredient in *********) is unknown. You know why? Because we've never been able to feed monkeys enough weed to **** them. You basically can't smoke enough weed to die. There is a median lethal dose for Aspirin, for Tylenol, for every diet pill, for...

Re: pornstars without makeup Compared to who/what? As said...

Re: Who made you cum today? No Hotlinking? She sounds Asian. Next time you might want to post a pic. :D

Screwdriver.

Long Island Iced Tea.

I seem to recall you saying before that you weren't pleased about the coffee you made. That it was never very good. Uh... that might be your problem. Methinks you need a new machine. One that is more consistent. :yesyes:

They aren't really a part of the job though. A lot of places will eject the assholes when they act up. The fact is that some people are just bad and won't shut up. You can't handle them. And it shouldn't be a part of the job to deal with them (that's what bouncers are for). You see footage of...

Mm. I want him dead too. It's just... one of those situations where every path leads to ****. One of these days the world needs to get itself some Super Friends. The Wonder Twins would totally solve this by turning into an ice sculpture and an emu. I don't know how exactly, but they would so...

I really don't like this argument. I've seen this applied to everything from cashiers and waitresses, to everyone posting on the Internet, to being in porn (and I've seen Roald and Petra level this criticism at people all while banishing questions about the Miss FreeOnes competition to exile on...

I'm sure there's a lot of North Koreans who want better. But I'm sure there were a lot of Iraqis who did too. How many will act? How many specifically want Western involvement (just because they don't like their current "Overlord" doesn't mean they love "the West" in general, nor America...

I does what I can. :dunno: :D