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  1. Ace Boobtoucher

    This tweet will get Trump impeached

    No it won't and you're an idiot.
  2. Ace Boobtoucher

    Debra Messing Got So Much Sand Kicked Into Her Vagina She Hasn't Tweeted Since February 19, 2017

    I unleashed some **** and discontent at her. It felt good.
  3. Ace Boobtoucher

    I stand corrected, Obama was the extremely articulate and the most intelligent president ever

    Calm down, Mango. You giant fruit fly. Worry about your own fucked up country.
  4. Ace Boobtoucher

    2001: A Space Odyssey is the greatest film in cinematic history

    I disagree. Happy Gilmore is by far the greatest film ever made.
  5. Ace Boobtoucher

    Hillary delivered NONE of the promises she made for her first 100 days

    J.W. McGill probably wishes he never heard of dat bisch.
  6. Ace Boobtoucher

    Hillary delivered NONE of the promises she made for her first 100 days

    When did I write I was disappointed, turd? That man has tried to follow through with as much as he could and has lit a fire under some ass. Eat a dick.
  7. Ace Boobtoucher

    Aaron Hernandez' agent isn't convinced he committed suicide.

    Boomer Esiason was on Watters' World earlier and he was pissed that he even had to address the Hernandez situation. He did say the one good thing to come from his death is that his ******** will be able to benefit from his estate because his death will negate many of the civil claims from Odin...
  8. Ace Boobtoucher

    Trump delivered NONE of the priomises he made for his first 100 days

    I see mango swallowed the kool aid about Trump's bankruptcies. You're a fucking idiot, Mango. He didn't suffer four PERSONAL bankruptcies. Four individual business ventures went under. Out of HUNDREDS of businesses that he's owned or been a partner. His success rate is higher than Romney, whose...
  9. Ace Boobtoucher

    Dem boobs

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  10. Ace Boobtoucher

    Post your starting 5 from NBA players all time

    Mookie Blaylock Javaris Crittenton Tom Payne Oliver Miller Keon Clark Basketball sucks.
  11. Ace Boobtoucher

    big tit redhead

    I just threw up in my mouth.
  12. Ace Boobtoucher

    Happy National High Five Day, bitches!

    Fuck!!! I missed it by two days. High five?
  13. Ace Boobtoucher

    24 year old woman plows car into two groups of people on the Las Vegas Strip.

    http://www.ktnv.com/news/dec-20-marks-one-year-car-crashed-onto-las-vegas-strip-sidewalk http://www.lasvegasnow.com/news/trial-date-set-in-deadly-las-vegas-strip-crash/663690486 The trial is set for February 2018. Whatever happened to the right to a speedy trial? Justice delayed is justice denied.
  14. Ace Boobtoucher

    Gunman opens fire in Paris. One police officer dead. *Breaking*

    But, but, religion of peace and so forth.
  15. Ace Boobtoucher

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    Vee Vonsweets. Mark it solved and move on.
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    [SOLVED] Big fake asian tits getting plowed

    Yuuri Himeno is one of her names. She changes it so often it's hard to keep up.
  17. Ace Boobtoucher

    Holy ****. I frigging love this woman. Who is she?

    Thanks for any effort.
  18. Ace Boobtoucher

    Aaron Hernandez' agent isn't convinced he committed suicide.

    At my fantasy draft Aaron Hernandez is going to be my number one pick.
  19. Ace Boobtoucher

    Aaron Hernandez' agent isn't convinced he committed suicide.

    I'd prefer if that cock chugger never existed.
  20. Ace Boobtoucher

    Oh and about that transparent Obama administration..

    Every day without an Obama or Clinton in the White House is a good day.
  21. Ace Boobtoucher

    Happy tax day! Here’s how corporations screw you over.

    You're fucked in the head. My uncle came to Las Vegas after WWII and bought into the Flamingo off earnings made from legal book making in Omaha. He parlayed that into ownership of The Las Vegas Club, El Cortez, The Union Plaza, The Barbary Coast and a couple others. By the 80's he owned roughly...
  22. Ace Boobtoucher

    Aaron Hernandez' agent isn't convinced he committed suicide.

    https://www.yahoo.com/sports/news/aaron-hernandez-agent-isnt-convinced-suicide-least-one-person-might-agree-142229813.html I didn't realize Meester was a sports agent. Also, I didn't realize anyone with common sense was still associated with Aaron Hernandez. So long, you fucking murderous...
  23. Ace Boobtoucher

    People Have More Faith in Dems to Get Things Done

    How did your keyboard not burst into flames when you typed this horseshit?
  24. Ace Boobtoucher

    Forty days without Facebook, twitter, tumblr or this cluster fuck? You're on.

    Considering his proclivity about men with tits, I doubt that his farts generate any kind of volume at all.
  25. Ace Boobtoucher

    Forty days without Facebook, twitter, tumblr or this cluster fuck? You're on.

    Considering his proclivity about men with tits, I doubt that his farts generate any kind of volume at all.
  26. Ace Boobtoucher

    Venus Rosales (freeones profile) is a member of the antifa terrorists

    Punching a woman that hard is rarely if ever justified. In this instance I would say she probably deserved it. bdc_149230876
  27. Ace Boobtoucher

    The phenomenon of Grandpa Joe hatred.

    Yeah but did any of you check out the reddit page devoted to unmasking his scumbaggery?
  28. Ace Boobtoucher

    The phenomenon of Grandpa Joe hatred.

    Yeah but did any of you check out the reddit page devoted to unmasking his scumbaggery?
  29. Ace Boobtoucher

    Forty days without Facebook, twitter, tumblr or this cluster fuck? You're on.

    Nope. Lent ends right before the Triduum.
  30. Ace Boobtoucher

    Forty days without Facebook, twitter, tumblr or this cluster fuck? You're on.

    Lent ended yesterday, so technically I went forty-one days without your shitty disposition. Did you bury an egg in Will's butt?
  31. Ace Boobtoucher

    The phenomenon of Grandpa Joe hatred.

    Willy Wonka is a great film but there is a cabal of miscreants, like me, who believe Grandpa Joe is the embodiment of evil here on Earf. He was bedridden for twenty years; sponging off his ********-in-law, who worked as a maid; then, when his grandson Charlie wins the Golden Ticket he...
  32. Ace Boobtoucher

    Must have had some major dirt on the Clintons...

    When all else fails, bring up Hilldebeast and you know I'll come running. Maybe we can convince her to take a drive with one of the Kennedys near Chappaquiddick.
  33. Ace Boobtoucher

    Forty days without Facebook, twitter, tumblr or this cluster fuck? You're on.

    I didn't even check in once to see what kind of retardation was being spread after the Tomahawks hit Syria or the MOAB went off. I'm pretty proud of that accomplishment.
  34. Ace Boobtoucher

    Must have had some major dirt on the Clintons...

    I fully support the drowning of Clinton associates. Maybe we can get the big donors together for a party on Robert Wagner's boat.
  35. Ace Boobtoucher

    Forty days without Facebook, twitter, tumblr or this cluster fuck? You're on.

    upload photo Happy Easter, you cock goblins.
  36. Ace Boobtoucher

    Forty days without Facebook, twitter, tumblr or this cluster fuck? You're on.

    See you turd burglars in forty days. Happy Easter.
  37. Ace Boobtoucher

    Suppertime! Suppertime! Hey Fellas, What'd You Have For Supper Tonight?

    Fogo De Chao off the strip at a Chamer of Commerce event. But it wasn't churrasco we got. It was mostly appetizers and *****. Still pretty good but their pastels weren't really too authentic.
  38. Ace Boobtoucher

    shocking Blanca Blanco nude on OSCAR awards

    You are a cotton-headed ninny muggins. Fake tits are fucking fun. Eat a bowl of dukes.
  39. Ace Boobtoucher

    2/10 would not bang.

    pictures upload
  40. Ace Boobtoucher

    Chemtrails : Aluminum & Other Poisons Falling From The Sky

    free pic free photo uploadfree upload You suck. Your threads suck. You haven't proven ****. Bob is still waiting for you to explain why a private plane cannot exceed 30,000 feet an conduct experiments. Eat a bowl of dicks.
  41. Ace Boobtoucher

    Nicole Bass (August 10, 1964 – February 16, 2017)

    I see what you did there. Well played, sir.
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