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If she changed her hair color and style, took the stars off her face, got a boob job, developed her tan, removed all of the the jewelry (:wtf: is with the earrings), and got rid of the facial piercings, then I might take a run at her. Her face is decent though, I can work with that. She's only a...

I should take a picture of you while you're alive so that we have something to reminisce about after I bury you in my backyard. :stoic:

This is a cause that I couldn't be any less interested in. There are plenty of more attractive women already taking their clothes off.

I'll take a thin woman over your plus size model any day of the week.

I'll post here when I goddamn well please. You're not the boss of me! :tongue: (amirite?)

I was rating tanktopsrule, not you. Check the posts, good sir. Hearty Bee couldn't see your sig and posted that in his rating. I can see your siggy though... :dunno:

I just did. You're welcome. And your wife/girlfriend loves my ****. I have to refrigerate it first though. She's not a fan of ******** straight out of the tap...

Sorry, I prefer thin women (saying skinny will get you punched). To me, plus size = fat mess. Just sayin'...

Yeah, if you're in your little boat and you start to hear ominous music, it's time to GTFO...

Okay, a women has three orifices you could conceivably stick your dick into. So why the fuck do you need her armpit? Use her goddamn vagina! :wtf: What is wrong with people?

Work on your timing. If you're ejaculating before she can get your pants off, you're doing it wrong. Premature, much?

Goodbye. I hope you enjoyed your time here because it's about to end. If any of the mods need to borrow my ban hammer, let me know... :ban:

Let's take it one step further and shoot them on the spot. That will cut down on immigration,..

Clausen in absolute fuckin' garbage just like Brady Quinn. Neither one of them will ever be a starter or a pro bowler in the NFL.

I am watching the Cubs win a game. This is a rare event.

It's about as real as Jesus or the Easter Bunny. Which is to say not so much...

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?p=4395229#post4395229 Your head. A toilet. Make introductions.

And I want you to use proper English language conventions and not make incomprehensible video requests. Looks like we're both walking away disappointed today...

Never heard of it. So it was set during the last time that the British Empire was relevant? :dunno: Damn, that was a helluva long time ago...

I know: an ugly bitch. :tongue: Mine is Jennie Reid.

Is she supposed to look like a man... well, minus the boobs?

You fucks don't even have a king right now. How do you **** something that doesn't exist? Ol' Chuckie is going to have to wait until his momma croaks before he inherits that title. And why would you assassinate someone who doesn't wield any political power? What's the fuckin' point? Your...

Never heard of him. Figureheads and ceremonial monarchs... how quaint you British folk are!

Er... you don't have a siggy. Fail/10

Autumn Reeser and Rachel Bilson. School girls outfits, pillow fight, and a bubble bath.

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Oh yeah, Brees is also a Boilermaker, thus the curse doesn't affect him because he's a badass. :hatsoff:

You mean besides the fact that he's mediocre at best and contemplated suicide? :dunno:

I hope Tebow fails miserably. I fuckin' **** the guy. When he doesn't make it in the NFL, I want to be the one to tell him that the reason for his failure is because God hates him. What a douche bag!

Well, the Cubs weren't on television tonight so I couldn't watch their latest debacle. Once again, we go back to not having any run support when the starter has a good outing. The only saving grace tonight was that the Blackhawks won. I guess it wasn't a terrible night for sports...

9.5/10. Hey, I nominated and vote for it. :hatsoff:

^^ No. You were an altar boy. Word choice fail. Find a toilet and insert your head. 5/10 for your insolence.

I've been busy with the whole real life thing lately. Between coaching and work, I'm making my contribution to humanity. Too bad I don't get rep points that way...

They would want to with me for sure. I don't about the rest of you fucks though...

Have you looked here yet? They have about every stocking you could ever hope for. :hatsoff:

He was a retard.... PoendYt_ZJ0

No. She is a goddess, not a mere mortal woman. This is what perfection looks like:

This is a trick question, right? They're the same person...

You got your ass kicked for asking Pedro where the library is located? :dunno: Wow, tough crowd...

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Not the only one... :shy: I knew it was Dirky right away though...

That was Margaret Thatcher. I know, quite the fall from grace, right?

No, she doesn't want to join the mob. And no, you can't go out with me.

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Ben Gibbard - front man for Death Cab and The Postal Service.

Littering and... littering and... littering and...

It's a woman. This device is nearly impossible to understand or please. Your best bet is to just stay away completely.

Give me their names and addresses. I'll take care of 'em for ya. There will be a body disposal fee. I'll need that up front...

8/10. Pretty face, but boobs or GTFO!

I like Jon Stewart's idea: just call it Kevin. Dam cat! I can haz volcano?