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Will you still be laughing when we win the Central this year? It's going to happen... or not. There's always next year... :tongue:

What in the fuckin' french toast was that about? You owe me 1:14 of my life back. I'll be extracting a pound of flesh for each second. You're on notice, pal!

0:31 - not amused... :1orglaugh ofEcz03fb04 Post your own finds. :hatsoff:

Re: *** of 14-year-old stripper in Detroit club says she has mild retardation, danced $350 a night, and she was a retard... yMpsttlXye8

Re: Plus size model Ashley Graham, hot or not? Sorry, no. To me, plus sized = fat mess (it's a fuckin' euphemism). You're entitled to your opinions though... :hatsoff:

Pot, meet kettle. :hatsoff:

"Anybody else cry like a baby while watching The Notebook?"

How about girls watching sports? FSU girls in particular, see here, here, here, here, or here

"Does Ronald McDonald make anyone else horny?" "Do you guys manscape at all?" "Does anybody have a sexier ass than Brad Pitt?" "Does your girl ever put her finger in your ass?"

Sadly, your opinion is wrong. Gisele is the hottest. Fact. The only way she would lose a poll on FreeOnes is if you put her up against **** or oxygen. And even then, it would probably still be close. Mega, I don't like your politics, but your choice in women seems to be all right. :thumbsup...

"Your girlfriend sucks dick better than you do."

:1orglaugh You're not far off. This girl was über jealous and one day she asked me which size boobs I prefer. It went like this: Her: What boob size do you prefer? Me: A full C. Her: You know I'm only a B, right? What if I told you I preferred ten inch dicks? Me: I'd tell you that you're out...

No thanks, I'll pass. I prefer my women to be a little less... husky.

She went to look for entrapped Thetans at Vesuvius with Tom Cruise...

Absolutely. Anything more than a D is just overkill. I prefer a full C - Hope Dworaczyk (see below). Note: when the girl you're dating asks you what size boobs you prefer, the correct answer is whatever size she has. The wrong answer is definitely anything bigger. Trust me...

Teachers should never physically assault a student. It's ridiculous to chase him around the room to begin with, let alone beat him with a dumbbell. If you can't keep control of your classroom, you shouldn't be a teacher. It shouldn't be that easy for a student to get under your skin.

Hope Dworaczyk - here, here, and here. Nude:

This might be it, but I'm not sure. One girl is instructing the other one, but I feel like there could be quite a few videos like this...

He's serious. Posting copyrighted material online is in ********* of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA). If you're posting their works and they ask you not to, you had better comply. They're already on to you though. The best thing you can do is find a tall bridge and jump off. This...

This thread = fail/10.

Can we ban this douche? He's just bumping old threads. :ban:

No, nobody in the other photos is attractive. Large boobs alone do not make a woman beautiful. Sorry, you're entitled to your opinions just as I am entitled to mine. You still have excellent taste in MLB teams though... :hatsoff:

Yep. She looks good...

Allow me to post an attractive model. Clearly, that hasn't been done yet... Nikki Mitchell - all-natural and beautiful. (click thumbnails to enlarge)

There are still bullets in the ***, but you're shooting blanks.

I **** feel good stories like this. My only solace comes with the knowledge that he'll be bankrupt in ten years. Enjoy the money while you have it...

venomous duck

My favorite line that I heard last night: music is like pussy - there are some people paying for it, but most are getting it for free. Yay... the good Dr. is here... [/sarcasm]

You give them all to me. All the points. Right to me. Funnel. Directly to me. I need them all. You don't have any rep to give right now. I'm done with you... For fuck's sake, use the search function! :mad:

Over 1,800 posts and you can't use the fuckin' search function to figure out where this link should go. :mad: Aria has her own damn thread, why in the blue hell didn't you put it there? Find a toilet and ********** insert your head as far as it will go.

I'll save you some time. Don't get an ******. Pussy is like music - some people might pay for it, but most are getting it for free... :hatsoff:

He gets to choose how he meets his parents? :confused: EDIT: Oh, it's s religious reference... how quaint.

I don't know any Indian porn stars, but I know that Bree Olson and Hanna Hilton are the hottest porn stars from Indiana...

Oh snap! Some of you are about to get voted off the island. Do you need me to start banning people, GSB? I've got a few candidates in mind...

Rule #5 - you're an idiot. They're trained professionals, they aren't going to miss that badly. It's not whack-a-mole. They aren't just pulling random people off the streets to take part in the execution. You really worry me sometimes, Dr.

7.5/10 - she's all right...

Contrast? :dunno: I can't cut off the top of a cat, scoop out the insides, and fry 'em on the kitchen stove...

Anything that mocks the Catholic Church is okay by me. God forbid somebody have a sense of humor. Why should the Pope be immune to ridicule and derision - nobody else is. If people are upset by this, then tell the church to do a better job of handling their affairs.

Dude, all of them are hoaxes. Are you fuckin' kidding me? If you think they're legitimate, I have some ocean front property in Indiana you might be interested in buying...

George W. Bush - great president or the greatest president?

IndyCar racing. The month of May is my favorite month of the year. I've been to every Indy 500 since I was 4 years old. Race day is bigger than Christmas. I seriously cannot wait until the first day of practice. I'm getting pumped just thinking about it...

Autumn Reeser who should have received more attention that Mischa Barton on the O.C.

:batman: for sure. Only because the last two have managed to erase some of the regression that took place with Batman Forever and Batman and Robin. George Clooney as Batman and Alicia Silverstone as Batgirl? FML...

Er... not sure what she looks like. I'll pass on this one.

What the fuck is an "hto dog," Bear? :tongue: I jest. When I get a hot dog, I put just about every condiment on it: ketchup, mustard, relish, and onion. I also like coney (chili) dogs with onions and cheese. Those are probably my favorite.

8/10 - pretty face.

You don't ask for rep, fucktard. You get it by being an ass to people and making them feel insignificant.

Yeah, I called it. That was one hell of a fucking game. The Preds battled back from down 3-1 to make it close. Hawks still should have taken it in regulation, but it's great to get the win in overtime. I could certainly do without the elevated ***** pressure though... Time to wrap it up on...

e.e. cummings perhaps? :dunno:

The Hawks will take Game 5. Mark it down.