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0/10 - make with the boobs and the ass already. What in the fuckin' french toast is that about?

No, I think her dick is bigger than mine. Damn, she looks like a man...

Somebody stole that out of Dirk's living room. The hardest part is the waiting. You never know where or when that fucker is going to come at you...

Yeah, you're going to need to summarize that or take out some text. There's no goddamn way that I'm reading all of that. Hell, I wasn't that interested to begin with. Go read one of Hot Mega's threads for reference. Say what you will about his politics (**cough** way left **cough**), but at...

Okay, you need to work on your gloating and showboating. That was pathetic. Just sayin'...

The best Gisele is the brunette version. Please direct your objections to my avatar. :hatsoff:

We had Michael Jackson, so I think that settles it. USA! USA! USA!

The first time I saw The Phantom Menace I considered executing George Lucas. I figured that would even out with his execution of the Star Wars franchise...

^^ Why they have not been shot. Clearly, they aren't contributing to the human race in a positive manner. Let's just eliminate them...

I suppose the fact that he left out the apostrophe on week's didn't give anyone else the desire to curb stomp babies, did it? Just me then... okay, well, congratulations nonetheless. I didn't even enter. Now, if they gave away rep points instead of My FO points, I would have been all over it...

:1orglaugh More accurate (and racist) than your local TV meteorologist... :thumbsup:

:batman:

Decepticons, you mean these guys? Conservatives are now robots in disguise. :dunno: And you wonder why nobody takes anything you say seriously. You're comic relief and that's it.

Yeah... he was fired for ******* his players. Good times...

What was your name again? It doesn't matter what your name is!

Yeah. :rolleyes: I'm sitting in a tanning bed exposing my eyes to UV rays without protection so that I can check FO to read your latest ramblings. Going tanning is the best insult you can come up with? Wow, I'd insult you back, but what's the point? You do it pretty well on your own... So why...

I still think you're a douche. Feel free to keep neg repping me. :hatsoff:

I'm not opposed to this. Remember, Big ******* is always watching...

They still can as long as they do so legally. Just like you can carry a weapon. As long as you do so legally.

These ma Fruity Pebbles, bitch! Dey match my watch! Word up, hoes! [/stereotypical gangsta]

Yeah, I still have to get you back for the last one. Might be a couple of days though. At least I have a few of your irrelevant posts to choose from. :hatsoff:

I never understood why it was a big deal to try and remove people from this country who shouldn't be here to begin with. That's the true point of the law. If you're not a citizen, then you shouldn't have any rights (in this country) anyway. If you are a citizen, you're life might occasionally be...

Wow, that was pointless. But then again, look who did it. He's either bumping old threads or posting **** that nobody cares about.

Why do some of the people on here prefer plus sized (read: fat mess) porn stars? Because everyone has different taste. It'd be very boring if we all liked the same type of women, wouldn't it?

Yeah, cause I didn't know about the Constitution. :rolleyes:

^^ As expected, you missed the point entirely. High five anyway though... :high five:

It's fun, isn't it? I love posting as an ultra Conservative in his threads. It always makes for some interesting banter...

I value whatever benefits me as a citizen of this country. I'm not concerned about the rights of people who aren't citizens. And I believe that everyone is entitled to a firearm, but it should be registered. Also, the Constitution counted Blacks as 3/5 of a person. I don't see you defending...

Watermelon, grape soda, and friend chicken. This thread is profiling me and I don't appreciate it. :mad:

Sure, I don't carry a *** nor am I *** toting member of NRA (like some other Conservatives). So yeah, that doesn't affect me. Go crazy with your ID cards.

That's really the only way you ever refute opposing opinions: call them idiotic. I don't have a problem with racial profiling and inconveniencing others if it keeps (or removes) ******* aliens out of this country. Ideally, we build a big fucking wall, but that would be too expensive. I bet that...

*** lives on the East Coast so I won't be able to see her this ******'s Day. :( I'll send her flowers and a card and call her on the phone though. You'd never guess it, but I'm sort of a momma's boy...:o

Where is the idiocy, I don't see it? :dunno: Did I say anything that wasn't true?

There are 400,000 ******* immigrants in Arizona. The agents had a pretty good shot at nailing one here, but he turned out to be a citizen. Tough break for him, but I don't feel any sympathy. There are bound to be mistakes along the way. This is the law now, get used to it.

Ctrl + D. Great find, Diva. This is the best comic strip. Ever.

7/10

Wow, 5-0 Vancouver. This was unexpected to say the least. Hawks have not been in the game at all since the opening face off. It's seriously been just painful to watch and we aren't even to the third period yet. FML... If anyone needs me, I'll be down at the hospital punching babies. :mad:

Yeah, it's called unattractive. Find a better fetish, dude...

Bust out your W flags, Cubs win! QsdssL0ulLU

Wouldn't winning a date with Dr. Whimsy be an example of "cruel and unusual punishment." Who wants to hear about cats and Kimmy all night? :tongue:

Re: Lane Bryant plus sized model hot or not? Definitely not. I have four T's to live by in terms of how I like my women: thin, toned, tanned, and tight. When I hear plus sized, I think fat mess. This is just my opinion. Your mileage may vary...

Cubs ahead 7-5 heading into the 9th. Whoo, whoooo, whooooooo! We're almost back to .500 on the year. :nanner: ::dances a jig::

7/10 - you know how I feel about owls... :tongue:

No, I'm an asshole.

Yeah, it's hard to jack off when your stomach eats your dick. That is the worst dunlap I've ever seen - His belly done lapped over his pants.

The #1 threat to America is bears. They are godless ******* machines. We should celebrate the elimination of each and every one...

I'd be more concerned if you were actually making sense of his posts. Nobody else on here has a goddamn clue as to what his stream of conscious ramblings are all about. I'm not sure why he's still posting. Nobody can seriously respond to anything he posts because they don't have a clue as to...

Can we blame this on Obama? Please say yes... :tongue:

They're in Indiana? :eek: C'mon, man! You're making the whole state look bad. Let me just say that these two fucktards are in no way representative of the good folks that comprise a majority of the Hoosier State's population. What the fuck is wrong with some people? How do you fall in love with...