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I've had a couple. One in particular has a ******* who plays professional baseball for the Padres now. I could have ridden the gravy train for the rest of my life. Too bad she was fuckin' crazy though. Looking back, I might have been able to tolerate her. The money would have been worth it...

"If all misfortunes were laid in one common heap whence everyone must take an equal portion, most people would be contented to take their own and depart." - Socrates

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10/10 - Mrs. Sky... :banana:

My wife, Sara Jean Underwood

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I'll just take the Mountain Dew. It doesn't get premenstrual or tell me it has a headache. :(

Oasis. Specifically with the album (What's the Story) Morning Glory. This was permanently in my CD player for a few years. Although I also liked Matchbox 20, Counting Crows, and The Goo Goo Dolls.

Rick Mears 1984 Penske March - Cosworth. I miss the old-school chassis... :(

This. Sorry, Jag. Can't rep you again yet. :thumbsup:

Er... what is French porn like? :dunno: Does everybody just run around and surrender?

Nah, they know better than to warn me. :tongue: I was just feeling mellow last night, I guess...

Is it a coincidence that 42 is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything? I think not... Meditate on this, I will.

You don't hear much about United these days. Maybe they ought to go back to being Allegis again...

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8.5/10 - Angry wolf.

9.5/10. Very well done. That's probably the best non-boob signature I've seen in awhile...

Right now it's Tess Taylor, but my wallpaper rotates every 30 minutes. Windows 7 is useful for something... Screen Cap:

This probably isn't the best place to ask for advice on a topic like this. It's nothing against you, it's just that this a predominantly straight board. Hell, there are boobs on the main page and lists of hot women / galleries. All you're going to hear from the posters here is derision and...

Indiana should say "racing, basketball, and corn." **** and guns don't really apply here. We aren't a southern state.

I don't know how I have three. :dunno: There's no way I'm going to make it there before Blue or Eric. Not only are they way ahead of me, but they've been posting for longer than I have. In all honesty, you'll make it there before me. There might be some jostling between the top three, but I'll...

I don't see a problem with this. The police aren't messing around when it comes to security issues. Even though he's just a ***, you can never tell what he has on him. If he had injured a player or an umpire, people would have been calling for him to have been stopped earlier. I suppose the only...

It's actually pretty interesting to look through the OED and learn about how words came into our language. One of my assignments in my college linguistics class was to take an excerpt of a famous American speech and look up the etymology for each word. If a word was borrowed from another...

Well, the probability of meeting an ***** civilization is extremely low. The odds of meeting a species that is sexually compatible are probably almost infinitesimal. That being said, if they looked like this, I would definitely consider it. Just sayin'...

Then GTFO! Nobody asked for your goddamn opinion anyway. Most of the members here would give their right arm for a shot with a set of twins. You clearly don't belong here. :2 cents:

What happens when it rains? Exactly. That's why this is foolish waste of time. It is pretty badass lookin' though...

Feel free to revise this post. :hatsoff: Hawks really showed up for the third period. Hell of a fucking finish here. It's a brand new series heading to Vancouver. Go Hawks!

^^ If you're repping people arbitrarily, why am I not the first one to come to mind? Have you fucktards not listened to a word I said? :mad:

So you answer to douche? :tongue:

Hmmmm... I don't have nickname for you yet. You're just a cute little doggy. What could I possibly make fun of there?

All I do is download galleries and videos illegally. I don't pay for porn. Evidently, Greg pays my share though. So I guess it all evens out...

So you don't want any part of these two... I'd take 'em both at the same time and wouldn't think twice about it.

Oh snap. Greg is back and bumping old threads. Again... :ban:

I like to think about how much rep I'd have if I wasn't neg repped all the damn time. Just since the start of April I've been neg repped 15 times. I defy anybody to top that. So, I'd still be right where I am...

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You said it was ironic because I was also annoying. The fact that we both find each other annoying is not ironic. It's a coincidence.

Neither. The apostrophe denotes possession, and if you put another I in my name, I'll punch you in the throat. It would just be "Rys."

Yeah, we have classes devoted to it. That's why we don't fuck it up.

No, it's just annoying. You have no idea how old it gets trying to get students to understand irony (coincidences are not irony), let alone the differences between situational and dramatic. And then I get on here and see fucktards who are over 18 but still don't know the goddamn difference.

You are a prime example of why the educational system is a failure. Congratulations!

That's not irony, douche. That's a coincidence. They are not the same.

I'm at about 64 right now. I don't see my ratio getting any higher. :(

Do you have a whole list of irrelevant topics that you're reading off of? I've never once opened one of your threads and felt like the topic at hand was worth responding to. It was a little funny at first, but now it's just fuckin' annoying...

Impossible. Nobody is a bigger dickhead than me. :mad:

That's not entirely true. I prefer hand jobs because I can do at least two at a time. More rep per minute. It's all about time management...

"Remember my credo Timmy: don't be a tool, stay in school." 8ddF7JC9sAE

I've had her before (kind of a screamer), and she's much more tasty than whatever the fuck that is...

I'm 6th right now and I'm not getting there first unless I implement my plan to eliminate those who are ahead of me (I may end up ******* Dirk for sport anyway). They all have higher post counts... fuckin' bitches. Plus, I lose rep randomly. Evidently the system is against me as well. I...

A rip off of what? :dunno: And who the fuck are you?

Brick Tamland: I love lamp. Ron Burgundy: Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it? Brick Tamland: I love lamp. I love lamp.