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The Gestapo told me that I shouldn't discuss global warming here. Plus, it's really not any fun to argue with someone who was routinely outsmarted by Suzanne Somers...

They're lighthearted videos, no real malice intended. Sadly, I'm around 10th graders all day during the school year, so this sophomoric humor is literally right up my alley...

Relax, Scooter. You're only the 133rd person to create this thread. You're not special.

Fuck you, fuckin' racist! :mad::mad::mad:

Do you believe in Leprechauns, Santa Claus, Jesus, and other mythical concepts as well?

An Inconvenient Truth Global warming, lolz.

Will Ferrell (get it, get it... wink, wink, nudge, nudge)

You don't have to give a reason for editing, Scooter. You can leave it blank. Just spitballin' here...

Oh look, the guy who marks his territory by ejaculating on women would like to add something to this conversation as well. Aren't we privileged...

Yeah, it's like marking territory. :rolleyes: Do you go out in public with her when she's covered in semen? I'm sure that would keep other males away. If you're fiercely territorial should you **** and **** on her too? Why can't we ever have normal fucking conversations on here? Why aren't...

No, but I've dined at the pink taco stand plenty of times. That's the only part of a woman I want to be eating.

^^ Who wants chowder?

Nice rubber and glue defense you have there. Very elementary... :tongue: Of course, I'm poor. I teach for a living. We're not paid like rock stars, but I only work 180 days a year. And I may be a Conservative, but I'm not an extreme Conservative who wishes to exclude the poor from the...

The "Backdoor Cartwheel" is just a mundane Tuesday night for me...

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Like hell we're getting rid of rep! :mad: It's not my fault that people find me charming and witty.

^^ Great video. But, if you thought that post was serious, you need to be institutionalized. I don't have the time nor the inclination to come on here and argue politics with you fucks. If I want to do that, I'll go to a reputable site, not a porn board. You and FK win the award for being those...

I'd love to comment on the video but my goddamn computer won't load it. I swear to Christ, I'm real fucking close to getting in a fistfight with my laptop. Do you think warranties cover a fall from a second story window? :mad:

I'm supposed to go see it tonight. I'm starting to like DiCaprio as an actor and that's very disconcerting...

Consider the Lobster - David ****** Wallace

Awesome. There's really nothing else for me to add after that. But I will anyway... You don't get it. Nobody is going to take your thread seriously. We don't give a fuck what you do to her. You're going to be the one doing it, so where is the payoff on our end? It's okay though. You're taking...

Fixed! Sorry, I was too elitist to understand your post at first. However, after a few corrections, I could understand it perfectly despite the awkwardness of your sentence structure. :hatsoff:

It was me. :o I'm making a giant Cadbury Egg®. When the apocalypse is upon us, I want to be prepared.

Yes, absolutely correct. I'm sorry. It's not my fault that everyone else is wrong. But for now, just sit back. This is getting good. Gordar and HM are about to throw down in fisticuffs. Awesome. Maybe one of them will get ******... :popcorn:

Poor people don't deserve to be a part of the political process. If they were more intelligent, they wouldn't be poor. They would have figured out a way to improve their socioeconomic status. If they haven't done so, they deserve to be marginalized and disenfranchised. That's how democracy and...

Zombieland 1. Columbus: [after his neighbor changes into a zombie] You see? You just can't trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me. 2. Columbus: You know there's a place untouched by all this crap? Tallahassee: Out east, yeah? Columbus: Yeah. Tallahassee: Out...

That's fine, I'll neg him again when I get the chance. I get neg repped all the time, so you damn sure better believe I'm going to dish it out as well. What the fuck else are you supposed to do with neg rep? It's for berating and belittling people with whom you disagree. Get off your high *****.

Yeah, I definitely neg repped you for that. If you think she looks like a man, you need your fucking head examined, douche.

Cork from a **** bottle. It's good to go now... :hatsoff:

Just a few of my faves: (click to enlarge)

The Omaticaya

Try this one: http://www.datehookup.com/ :hatsoff:

Why the fuck is there an apostrophe in either one of those? Really? What's being possessed? Plurals and possessives are not the same goddamn thing! :mad: **** like this makes me want to punch babies or burn down orphanages. At least you got one right. You batted .333. If we were playing...

My wife, Lindsay Marie's: (click to enlarge)

This is spam and should be deleted as such. Furthermore, the OP deserves to have his testicles pounded flat with a meat tenderizer for wasting my time. :mad:

Hey, Will E Worm, where's the funny at in this post? Did I miss it?

Re: Hollywood Movies Stars Really Had Sex Supposedly, Wild Orchid featured actual intercourse between Mickey Rourke and Carré Otis (who were in a relationship at the time). Of course neither one of them would ever come out and confirm it. Other than that, it really just doesn't happen...

In terms of draft knowledge: Mel Kiper Jr. > A block of cheese > Todd McShay

Well, he's either going to cut the cake next or ****** her in a very public fashion. Sweet Jesus, I hope it's the latter...

Awesome. If your *** is an asshole, just exchange him for one that isn't.

His point was that all of our religious zealots in America are descendants of the ones who left England for religious freedom in the New World. :hatsoff:

:lovecoupl I'd love to, but I think Dirky would get jealous. If his lips aren't permanently attached to your ass (get it, he's an ass kisser), he gets angry. He's not very good at sharing...

Okay, you need to stop trying to post pictures. Clearly, it's above your competence level. Why don't you just go play with some legos or sit in the corner and color. I feel like those activities are more suited to your mental faculties. Picture posting double fail/10

Does soccer have this? I think not... 6j59ZIxbGAg

Nope

6/10

Thread about me: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?p=4619293 Thread about me: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?p=4638174 Thread about my superiority over Whimsy: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?p=4378123

I'd just like to thank my sponsors: Texaco/Havoline, Kraco, Ford, DuPont, Pepsi, Reese's, the fine folks at Goodrich, and Motorola. Also, thanks to my team for giving me an excellent race car this week.

Too bad, they already shot it. They could have interrogated him to ascertain Bigfoot's location. You know these mythical creatures are in cahoots...

If I say this to somebody, I get warned. Great double standards. Go team. It's not my fault that you two have low standards when it comes to women. Oh, and alex, I can't see your siggy right now. Could be my computer though. It's been acting up lately... EDIT: never mind, I see it now: 8/10