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I have 20 girls hotter than that living in my basement dungeon. It puts the lotion on its skin! :mad:

Sweet. Maybe someday you'll be able to see my siggy. :tongue:

In terms of hotness,this is tough to beat 6j59ZIxbGAg Fuck yeah, I'm ready for football! This is from 2005 when my Boilermakers would climb to #5 in the rankings before totally falling apart. This video played on the JumboTron before the team came onto the field. YStBAb1hszQ

That is a young Betty White circa 1852.

Does anyone have a large quantity of heroine I could borrow?

Re: Man who faked having a seizure to avoid paying his restaurant bills is jailed in These are the people that I'm comfortable just shooting on the spot. He's not doing anything to advance humanity and he thinks it's acceptable to fake an epileptic seizure. A bullet to the back of the head...

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Leading the series 3-2, the Cubs are ahead 3-0 in game 6 as the 8th inning rolls around. Mark Prior is on the bump and has been nearly flawless all night. We're 6 outs away from the World Series. And this happens: lhc5iNGuDbc If we don't win the World Series in my lifetime, I'll curse Alex...

Nope. Avatar pics are constrained to 80x80 and profile pics to 100x100. These are the maximum allowable dimensions by decree of the Queen. You will smile and like it.

Wouldn't it just be more efficient to shoot them?

Tom Mabe is great. The one where a man tries to sell him a tombstone while he's suicidal is the best.

Don't worry, I'm sure you won't be a virgin your whole life.

Leap off a tall bridge. As soon as you make contact with the rocky outcroppings below, the thread is deleted.

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No, there definitely is not an attached picture.

Re: Marco Pantani died Pfft, that article is rubbish. Everyone knows that Lance Armstrong has won the Tour de France every year since 1956. EDIT: Goddammit, Alex. I didn't even look at the date on the thread. I guess I won't be sharing my Ashley with you now.

This made me think of the bee scene from Tommy Boy...

I bought the jersey in 2004 when he came to the team. So I guess it wasn't a bad investment. I've had two Peyton Manning jerseys. I think that guy has a future here in Indy. Call me crazy. I bought a Reggie Miller jersey when I was in middle school, high school, and college. I also have a...

Great, I will be rooting for two teams every week this year. 1. My Indianapolis Colts 2. Whoever plays Minnesota

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Re: Who's your favorite Pornographic Actor Or Actress who appeared in Mainstream Film Jeff Goldblum

I would rook the **** out of your queen. That's pawnage!

If I saw John Calipari get hit by a bus, I would immediately run over and start stomping him in the face to make sure he was dead. I **** him. I **** his tactics. I **** his program. I **** Kentucky. Fuck him and fuck all of their fans.

I'm just pissed off now. I get to Wrigley and find my seats only to have a buddy of mine (fuckin' White Sox fan) text me about the Derek Lee trade. I was wearing my Derek Lee jersey today because he was (along with Ryan Theriot) my favorite player on the team. Now they're both gone. :mad...

TLDR. :*****: High five?

I don't do ****. We get paid for 12 months, so I'm still making money. I probably could get a summer job, but I never have.

Nope, we start bright and early on Monday. I'm ready to go back. Summer vacation bores the **** out of me after two months.

Re: Angry Swedish climbers demand mountain peaks with **** name associations be renam I love hiking, particularly in the Smoky Mountains of Tennessee. There are so many great trails and mountains to climb. My ex and I used to go there at least twice a year. Sad face.

I'll be at Wrigley tomorrow to watch my beloved Cubbies lose to the Padres. If you see a crazed fan run onto the field and attempt to bodyslam Alfonso Soriano, think nothing of it.

Gene Hackman

Vintage porn, you say? Look no further: http://vintagesextube247.com/videos/306/nearly-nude-show.html :hatsoff:

^^ That guy has an awesome siggy. Just sayin'...

You probably had poor taste anyway...

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We already won the moon race, right?. :dunno: g25G1M4EXrQ

:facepalm: I think that sums it up. I'm embarrassed for you.

It's either space orgy or significant other. I'm leading towards the former...

Did somebody hide the funny? I don't see it. :dunno:

You posts are like a whirling dervish of irrelevancy. I don't get it. :dunno:

If you have a DVD burner like DVDFab, you could burn a new copy that would work on US players. Since you actually bought the DVD, this is perfectly legal.

^^ You're sticky. Oh, snap! That just happened... What now, what now?

All three of these ladies have their tongues out. That's not hot? :dunno:

Anybody else watching FavreCenter right now. He's supposed to land in Minnesota within the next fifteen minutes. Supposedly, he will make an announcement today. :*****: I hope he comes back and gets ***********. Seriously. I want to see his head separated from his body and watch the *****...

Stifler's ***.

I'll take neither one for $600 please, Alex.

None of them. They're getting paid very little, and there's no future. What does a porn star do when he's fifty? Well, he probably works fast food because he never had a 401K.

Seems a bit premature for that, no?

Where's Stacked when you need him? Check in, brah!