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  1. Ace Bandage

    Tea Party candidate: Masturbation is the same as adultery

    I'm so glad she's representing the GOP. :facepalm: If anyone would like to shoot or at least horribly maim her, I'd be much obliged.
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    are there any WOMEN on this site ? SERIOUS

    Spexy and PWA come to mind. You can have both of them. I've already had my fill if you know what I mean... **wink, wink, nudge, nudge**
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    Obama to Congressional Black Caucus: 'We've got more work to do'

    Posted yesterday. Do you even look at the threads here? :facepalm: Go swan dive onto some helicopter rotors. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=441884
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    Regional accents in the U.S.?

    All people from Chicago sound like this, right? d32OeqbYbHg
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    Need help with a film

    That sounds exactly like the plot of Goodwill Hunting.
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    name your favourite blonde, brunette and redhead pornstars !

    Redhead: none Blonde: Riley Steele Brunette: Jayden Jaymes
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    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    Oh, it was glorious. Irish had the ball first in OT and kicked a field goal after Rudolph (huge douche) was stuffed on third down. Sparty didn't go anywhere on their first three plays and lined up for the game tying field goal from 47 yards out. They faked the field goal, threw a pass to a wide...
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    XY = Males?? Usually, not always. Story of an XY karyotype giving birth....

    No, I said "Anyone can post on any topic they choose." If you're going to bitch and moan about something, at least be accurate. It's rep for fuck's sake, it's not gold bullion. Quit whining.
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    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    Wow... UnfuckingbelievableohmyChristgoddamnridiculous. Fourth down, fake field goal. Game over. Drive home safely. Fuck the Irish. :thefinger
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    {retire} Are we losing big busty tits Carmella Bing?

    No, I'm not agreeing with you. I would never equate the retirement of a porn star to the death of someone close to me. That's asinine.
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    Hey guys, it's me like usual.

    That's a rather mundane Tuesday to him. Anybody can **** on command. Ejaculate, now that's another story...
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    {retire} Are we losing big busty tits Carmella Bing?

    :facepalm: Just the whole post. All of it. One big facepalm.
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    XY = Males?? Usually, not always. Story of an XY karyotype giving birth....

    Er... there is no target audience here, Scooter. Have you noticed the lack of attention given to this thread? It appears to me that nobody has posted a positive response yet. Why? Because the thread topic is irrelevant here. I have nothing against them, mind you. But I don't give a pogo-stickin'...
  14. Ace Bandage

    President plays the race card?

    It looks to me like he's just canvassing for votes as any politician would. :dunno: Granted, he is speaking at The Congressional Black Caucus Foundation Inc.'s Annual Legislative Conference Phoenix Awards Dinner (TCBCFIALCPAD for short). Wouldn't it be in poor taste not to have any...
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    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    The fuck? Where did the defenses go? Two TDs total in the first 30 minutes. Two TDs in the first two and a half minutes of the second half.
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    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    TD, Sparty! Helluva run. :banger:
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    New designs for The Dollar Bill

    How awesome would it be to make it rain with dollar coins? You couldn't tuck 'em, so you'd have to chuck 'em. It'd be like target practice. Hell, if it was really dark, you could probably substitute quarters and save some money.
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    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    Jesus Christ. Somebody look around for the ND and MSU offenses. This looks like a goddamn soccer game: lots of kicking, but no scoring.
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    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    ^^ Yes they do. I wish fat Charlie still coached there. I wanted to watch him have a massive heart ****** and then die on the sidelines. Now I guess I won't get to see that... :(
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    What do you masturbate with?

    More like, you're just an unoriginal bitch, bitch.
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    What do you masturbate with?

    :*****:
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    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    ^^ Sparty by 10. Though I don't give a fuck how big the margin is as long as MSU wins. :D
  23. Ace Bandage

    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    Go Sparty!
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    XY = Males?? Usually, not always. Story of an XY karyotype giving birth....

    :*****: Good for her? :dunno: There was a point here, I'm sure. I cannot be bothered with what it was though. TT posting yet another gender/sex story. How completely original...
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    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    This is one of the main reasons why I'll be watching Sparty vs. ND: I cannot stand Brent Musburger. If I had to listen to him all night, I'd be pissed off.
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    What do you masturbate with?

    Bubble wrap, cheese graters, and bleach.
  27. Ace Bandage

    New designs for The Dollar Bill

    Is having Obama on the $1 bill meant to represent how he's only going to be a one term president? Change? No, really you didn't.
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    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    Someone might want to tell the Gophers that running on first and second down and then throwing on third down is a pretty predictable formula. I'm pretty sure that Monte Kiffin is going to recognize that...
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    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    Why in the blue hell did SC just go for two? What was wrong with a seven point lead?
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    Rate the persons Avatar above you.

    5/10
  31. Ace Bandage

    Can anybody teach me how to dougie?

    Okay, I gave it 46 seconds. Horrible song, horrible lyrics, and horrible dancing. I want my 46 seconds back. :mad:
  32. Ace Bandage

    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    Minny lost to South Dakota. I could find nine other people on this forum, add Spexy at QB, and probably beat SD. If they hang with SC, Kiffin should be tarred, feathered, and shot.
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    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    :1orglaugh Gophers lead The University of Southern California. It won't last, but it's still hilarious. Lane Kiffin is a gigantic douche. I'm glad he's with SC. :D
  34. Ace Bandage

    Model warning: Gonzo photography

    Yeah, did I miss your apology? Because it seems to me that you missed the whole vengeful part. So your whole post and this whole thread were based off of misinformation. This is why you don't throw around wild accusations that came to you through hearsay.
  35. Ace Bandage

    Am I normal for wanting to lose my virginity at a brothel?

    And we have a winner. If I hadn't been tied down to one miserable whore during college, I would have worked that strategy to death.
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    the "grossest" thing you ever came to

    Are you bitching about rep again? I'll never understand why people get so caught up in that. It's just a number... :angels: EDIT: The little fucker deleted his post. :mad:
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    Baseball managers.

    Without the uniform, Lou Piniella looks like a bum off the street who has accidentally wandered into the dugout. Some type of uniform is necessary to identify him with the team because he no longer looks like an athlete. I'm not sure why they can't just wear khakis and a team pullover though...
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    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    Yeah, because we're such a juggernaut this year. Purdue only beat Eastern Illinois by 10 last week. Yeah, we're that bad. Right now, we're only up a TD against Ball State High School heading into the 4th quarter. Beating the Boilers is like ******** with Paris Hilton. Was it fun? Sure. But...
  39. Ace Bandage

    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    Fuck you and fuck the Irish. I root against ND every goddamn week. I'd root against them even if they played **** Germany. The Irish would have no answer for the Führer and his Blitzkrieg passing offense.
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    Baseball managers.

    Ah, just saw that on ESPN. I haven't watched much baseball since the NFL started. :o
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    Baseball managers.

    Yeah, but supposedly Fredi Gonzalez is the unofficial front runner right now. Hendry won't confirm or deny that. Sandberg won't even be interviewed until after the season. Girardi isn't leaving NY. Quade isn't an option. He's a third base coach, nothing more. Brenly seems content as a...
  42. Ace Bandage

    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    Anybody else looking forward to seeing Sparty crush the Irish today? I know that I am. My Boilermakers appear to have Ball State High School pretty well covered. That's a relief. After last week, I was fully expecting a loss. Is it basketball season yet?
  43. Ace Bandage

    the "grossest" thing you ever came to

    You might want to edit that post, Scooter. Discussion of ********** in any form is strictly forbidden on FO. You're also a very disgusting, depraved human being. Have you considered playing in traffic?
  44. Ace Bandage

    Admiral Snackbar

    Not funny/10
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    Am I normal for wanting to lose my virginity at a brothel?

    How the fuck can you crave something if you haven't experienced it before? If you're so pathetic that you can't get pussy at all except from a brothel, do yourself a favor and swan dive onto some moving helicopter rotors.
  46. Ace Bandage

    Using .gif Files As Avatars?

    Yes it is possible to use animated gifs for avatars. But you're going to have an extremely difficult time using the one you posted. Here's why; 1. The animation is 92 frames. At best, you're going to be able to use 20 frames of an animation before you reach the 19.5 KB size limit. 2. The...
  47. Ace Bandage

    Baseball managers.

    Grady Little called. He still believes that leaving Pedro in was the right call...
  48. Ace Bandage

    When You Don't Know.....

    :why: He drew an elephant because he didn't know the answer. How the fuck does that stupidity pass for creativity?
  49. Ace Bandage

    Pics of Girls with Guns / Guns and Poses

    Re: post your pic of Girls with Guns only (click to enlarge)
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