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A thread in which we post pictures of other people's penises and claim them as our own would be worse than this one. A thread in which we post pictures of our own penises and claim they belong to *********** whom we photographed while working as high-end escorts for the rich and famous would be...

Kym Graham

When the midget psychic broke out of prison he was a small medium at large.

Just to be clear, the scene is someone throwing up on Rachel McAdams the person as opposed to a character she is portraying in the film. It would be great if she would play herself in the movie but if not we can find somebody.

Carolina is .500 for the first time since November of 2021.

I am currently in a situation where there is a deal of farting. It is making me uncomfortable.

People have not been receptive to my thoughts on what everyday household items could be used for urethral sounding.

I'm going to make a movie in which a person throws up on Rachel McAdams in an airport.

I'm sure Scarlett Johansson has plenty of things to worry about without adding my gastrointestinal distress to the list!

If there were a car accident outside I wouldn't be very helpful. Not out of spite. It's because am lethargic from the substances.

This place is basically cloud storage for the most authentic representation of myself in existence and when they turn the lights off here, that will be lost. Things have become heavy and I do not approve.

You can say "throw up" but not *****? I think that works against the censor. The more vulgar, I would argue, phrasing gets through. "There's a thread to discuss the censorship. You're being off-topic." There is no topic. That is what they don't like. Chaos.

If I had to guess, I'd say that people might be more likely to throw up on a bus.

Sometimes I think I should make more of an effort to be less vulgar and not focus so much on finding humor in sex and bodily functions and whatever. Recent, I feel unfair, criticism of our thread has only reinforced this idea. I will endeavor to raise my standards. Director's...

I'm going to say Mona Wales but I am not 100 % on that.

I like this thread.

Joe Flacco has been traded to the Bengals.

I thought I remembered a movie where somebody threw up on Rachel McAdams in an airport.

Back in the glory days of the board, many adult performers would have their own accounts and post in threads. Sometimes, they would even interact with other members.

What would be some fun non-profit items to broil?

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/czdjegvjz3do Patricia Routledge has died.

Things that are out of the question:

The zombie apocalypse genre has limited itself to diseases \parasites which alter a person's personality to such a degree that it is impossible to co-exist with them. We should have some movies where mild diseases make people weird for a few days and then they go back to normal. And everyone...

A lot of what I say here is meant to be said with a distant, pensive gaze. Most of this isn't malicious. I mean that. this is not supposed to be threatening. I am humorous in how pathetic i am .

I hope we all understand that the girl in the post above is the appropriate version of ******** teenager girl. Not a young, vulnerable bad one. This is driving and using ***** and certainly sexually active (with a body like that I would hope oh I did it again.

Sometimes I worry that some of posts could be read by a teenage girl and she would take them to seriously and become more depressed. They're supposed to be funny. Dark funny but funny. I know everyone chuckled at the idea of a teenage girl reading any of this. In my head she's goth/alt type...

You might be wondering why I don't write this in the post above since it is still within the initial opening when it can be edited. Understand that how I'm doing I am doing this matters. I am offering you a window into a very specific and debilitating mental health condition and how a complete...

Never mind. Thought I had something.

While it's not impossible for women to compliment each other's appearance in a professional setting, it's not necessarily common or expected, especially when it comes to specific body parts like thighs.

Old woman supervisor: I bet nobody in this room would know how to sew a button back onto your shirt if it fell off." Me: The only people who need to know how to sew are [young humans] in the third world.

Austin Lynn

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/government-shutdown-begins-trump-congress-no-deal-rcna234678 US government is shut down.

Here is Liam Neeson's speech from "Taken" translated into Italian, Italian into Bulgarian, Bulgarian into Russian, Russian into German, German into Norwegian and Norwegian back to English: I don't know who you are. I don't know that if you're looking to get your release, I can tell you that I...

Tyreek Hill's season is done after a gruesome knee injury on Monday night. Miami did get the victory despite losing Hill. Denver also won.

Carolina played like a bunch of penises. That game was an abortion.

My pan-seared scallops always steam instead of getting a crust.

Essential amino acids and micronutrients are stupid and I **** them.

According to this pamphlet, I am lacking in many essential amino acids and micronutrients.

10-4, good buddy 😀

Imagine a game show in which people answer questions about this forum and its members. Host: Okay, Greg, for the grand prize. Your question is why does The Yak use *****? You'll have four options to choose from. Option number one: to escape from negative feelings and experiences. Opt-" Greg...