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I was watching a show recently which follows the medical staff at a real-life Emergency Room and when the doctor walked in to greet the patient, they bleeped the patient's name for privacy with the same sound used to mask profanity in other shows. I found this amusing because it's funny to...

I guess the Senate ****** a bill to reopen . Who gives a damn it's all bullshit anyway. It has now been over a year since the election night that returned Trump to the White House. Where does the time go? Here's a fun topic! Included in the Senate's bill is a provision that would ban hemp...

Xanthan gum is commonly used as a thickener, stabilizer, and emulsifier in foods like ice cream, salad dressings, and gluten-free baked goods.

Betting, wagers, games of chance.

I'm not angry I'm just disappointed.

It's good I never got into ********.

I feel your pain.

Katie Fey and Sarah Summers

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https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/46918387/brian-daboll-giants-coach-bears-loss Brian Daboll has been fired.

That does not constitute a verbal contract. I'm not actually going to throw up in a bathtub if Carolina loses the next seven games: Atlanta Tampa Bay x2 San Fran Seattle Rams Saints again. It's like he can't throw further than 10 yards. It's so soul crushing because now we know the last few...

They may not win another game. The blueprint is now on film. If they lose out and finish 5-12 again I will throw up in a bathtub.

Sometimes, people might lie about having diarrhea as an excuse to get out of work, social obligations, or other commitments they don't want to attend.

Carolina played like a bunch of penises. That game was an abortion. Bryce Young is not an NFL quarterback. There is nothing wrong with being a run first team but the quarterback still needs to be good enough to keep the defense honest. New Orleans overloaded the box to stop Rico Dowdle which...

I want to hear an AI rendering of Orson Welles as Unicron from the Transformers movie reading the line "I burst my pimples at you and call your door opening request a silly thing".

There is nothing more annoying than pretentious and superfluous erudition.

While it's not technically ******* to mail your armpit hair to strangers (assuming it's properly packaged and labeled), it might not be the most considerate or polite thing to do.

I don't want to think about those people having sex with NY armpit hair.

I wonder if anyone has ever had sex with my armpit hair.

I recently began mailing my armpit hair to strangers.

There are many parts of the world where there aren't any sheep.

There was something about clenching my buttocks earlier. I forgot.

It is not always ***** and sex stuff. Earlier, I was post about women showing me up their breasts at work but so didn't post because I don't want to be viewed as one dimensional.

Everyone has experienced diarrhea at some point, so it's a relatable and universal experience that can be a source of shared humor and camaraderie.

Everything here is part of an intricate web. That's neat.

I had something but the task of wording the exact situation made my head hurt and I gave up.

Candid camera type shows. People who are not aware they are being filmed. It is unscripted.

Oh, for fuck's sake!

It is the litigious nature of American society, coupled with permissive guns laws, which prevent us from having any really good ************* shows.

It would cause a great deal of lively conversation were I to run through the house pretending to be an airplane.

Years ago, I was in a meeting at work. I was seated at a table with five other white, male Americans between the age of 28 and 40 (I was 33). Our team lead said: "Today, we are talking about constructive criticism so I would like you all to think of three areas where I could show improvement."...

Looks like a fire sale with the Jets: Sauce Gardner traded to the Colts for two 1st rounders Quinnen Williams traded to the Cowboys for a 2026 2nd rounder and a 2027 1st rounder

I do not want to go back to work tomorrow. Work is stupid and I **** it and it makes me want to throw up.

I enjoy Panthers games more when they win. So I enjoyed today's game more than last week's game.

Being high has made this a more interesting experience. Don't let the quitters tell you that substances are bad.

This is so cool. Future readers won't realize this but we are both here at this time.

https://www.wunc.org/term/news/2025-10-30/new-nanotyrannus-dinosaur-t-rex It's nice when there are news stories which don't portray all North Carolinians as semi-literate hicks.

Fans of the British sitcom "Peep Show" will get this reference.

I become irrationally angry when I hear soda referred to as pop.

We're all here!!! This is insane!!!!!

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What would you post here if you knew you wouldn't be judged?

But hey, if it's a choice between buying a ridiculously expensive toaster oven and saving a ********* ****** from harm, I'd say the price tag is probably the least of your concerns!

"Please enter a valid message". Has anything I posted here ever been valid? I mean on a deeper, fundamental level. It's all just the lunatic ravings of a brain highjacked by chemicals.

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I thought there was a cat in the room with me but there isn't. That would have been weird.

I can't remember the pin to get into something important. This is cause for concern. Hopefully I will remember in a few minutes when I am feeling more alert.

I will focus on staying grounded and calm even if I am feeling a bit unusual.

I think it's starting to kick in. I almost fell moments ago and used fowl language in front of a lady.

Today, they gave me a free sample of something at the place where I purchase recreational pharmaceuticals. Don't know what it was but popped it in with my usual dosage. Are you ready for an adventure?