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  1. The Yak

    World-Class Nudes

  2. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    I wanted to be Mr. GreatBigHardCock but it was too long.
  3. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    I was writing another thing here and the punchline was "At least I'd have one happy memory" but it came across too hostile. I was going for a "yes there were obviously more than one but still could've been better" and it just wasn't working. Couldn't thread that needle.
  4. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    I have a tenuous grasp on reality right now. I was having some very dark and unsettling insights into my behavior until a silly joke about breasts brought me here to post for fake internet status among those who will never meet.
  5. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    An individual at my job told the story of being awoken in the middle of the night by his five year old ********. She said "I don't feel w-" and proceeded to projectile ***** everywhere. The ***** consisted mainly of a fish and shrimp stew his ****** makes which his wife does not care for. His...
  6. The Yak

    World-Class Nudes

    Kelly Hall
  7. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    At work today, I was at the urinal and I got **** on the floor which happens as the stream starts or ends. After I was done, I walked away and another person walked up to the urinal. We had the below conversation. Person: Did you get **** on the floor? Me: No Person: What is this then...
  8. The Yak

    World-Class Nudes

  9. The Yak

    World-Class Nudes: Playoffs!

    Artist's Inspiration
  10. The Yak

    World-Class Nudes: Playoffs!

    Yes, I am still here.
  11. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    The refrigerator came with the house. Because the refrigerator was a skilled and giving lover.
  12. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    In a recent survey, 78% of Americans said they were NOT prepared for a 900 pound grizzly bear to suddenly appear in the bathroom while they are showering.
  13. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    The next time someone hands you something and asks that you identify it, a fun thing to do is glance at the item, smile, chuckle to yourself at their innocence, address them by name and say, with patient understanding, "This is a device for smoking *********" (it's actually a bill or something...
  14. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    Whosoever has ***** in their mucus shall possess the power of Thor.
  15. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    A member of the general public would be absolutely horrified to know that my current state of impairment is possible through the use of products legally and openly sold in this community.
  16. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    Imagine you're discovering a really dark and unpleasant fact about yourself where it looks very bad until you reach a new idea which means you're probably not a horrible person but you're still concerned that the last thing was even on the board in the first place. It's wild.
  17. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    I am getting so hot. I'm going to take my clothes off.
  18. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    I think a cool curse to put on someone would be any time they are in a room and they are aware that there is a person sitting or standing behind them, it will sound in their head like that person is undressing. They will spend the rest of their lives turning around at people as though those...
  19. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

  20. The Yak

    NFL '25 Season Thread

    34 days until the return of NFL football so today we honor Thurman Thomas, running back for the Buffalo Bills and Miami Dolphins. NFL Most Valuable Player (1991) NFL Offensive Player of the Year (1991) 2× First-team All-Pro (1990, 1991) 3× Second-team All-Pro (1989, 1992, 1993) NFL 1990s...
  21. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

  22. The Yak

    World-Class Nudes

  23. The Yak

    The "other" Nude Playoffs thread

    Yumi
  24. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    Well, I'm back. As you can tell from my posts to this very thread, I am not the best at giving up things which provide a dopamine hit and posting here appears to qualify. Don't think enough will sign up to keep this forum open long-term but I'll stick around till they turn the lights out completely.
  25. The Yak

    Who are these girls?

    2 - Arabelle Raphael ?
  26. The Yak

    Important announcement regarding the future of this forum

    Might not be the best idea to pay upfront. If not enough people sign up to cover operating costs, the next step is to shut the whole thing down. Then you are in the position of needing to get refunded the money which can be a whole big thing.
  27. The Yak

    World-Class Nudes

    Vika Levina
  28. The Yak

    Boobies

    Sasha Hu
  29. The Yak

    World-Class Nudes

    Natalia Tihomirova
  30. The Yak

    World-Class Nudes: Playoffs!

    Tub Mystique
  31. The Yak

    Famous People / Adult Performer Death Thread

    https://www.tmz.com/2025/07/21/malcolm-jamal-warner-dead-cosby-show/ Malcolm Jamal Warner has died.
  32. The Yak

    NFL '25 Season Thread

    45 days until the return of NFL football so today we honor Emlen Tunnell, safety and return specialist for the New York Giants and Green Bay Packers. 2× NFL champion (1956, 1961) 6× First-team All-Pro (1949, 1951, 1952, 1954–1956) 2× NFL punt return yards leader (1951, 1952) NFL 1950s...
  33. The Yak

    Random Statement Thread II

    Everyone at a job fall into one of two categories: those who would rather be at home masturbating and weird, bootlicker idiots.
  34. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    "Comply with our demands or we will tell everyone at your job that you would rather be at home masturbating." How worried are you?
  35. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    "Bring me that vagina." Many are going to read that in a creepy, possessive way with images of armed men marching out. There are certainly other interpretations. I imagine a just starting out gynecologist telling his/her plucky assistant to get a specific person's vagina.
  36. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    Either I am comprehending existence on a profoundly deeper level than I have experienced in my life or I am wrecked out of my fucking gourd.
  37. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    That would mean I can't logically exist. Not really. Not in a really real way that matters.
  38. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    I will tell you what chick I have masturbated to the most . . . in thread created for that very topic.
  39. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    If I could intelligently communicate the insights I have while under the influence of THC those thoughts would form a foundational philosophy text. And I mean that.
  40. The Yak

    World-Class Nudes

    Julia Boin
  41. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    I would say "I'm the dullest person because I have never thrown up in a tuba" and all of you who have thrown up in a tuba would give me a penny.
  42. The Yak

    World-Class Nudes

    Nienke Van Schijndel
  43. The Yak

    NFL '25 Season Thread

    https://www.espn.com/contributor/adam-schefter/e2ccbfcb1caa9 TJ Watt signs extension, is now highest paid non-QB in history. Again.
  44. The Yak

    World-Class Nudes

    Danielle Sellers
  45. The Yak

    Who is this early 2000’s porn star?

    Jackie Carter aka Stevie
  46. The Yak

    Older lady...

    Bianca www.plumperpass.com/t1/showgal.php?g=groups/990/59_1&s=585&uvar=MC4wLjAuMC4wLjAuMC4wLjA
  47. The Yak

    NFL '25 Season Thread

    52 days until the return of NFL football so today we honor Patrick Willis, linebacker for the San Francisco 49ers. NFL Defensive Rookie of the Year (2007) 5× First-team All-Pro (2007, 2009–2012) Second-team All-Pro (2008) 2× NFL solo tackles leader (2007, 2009) 2× NFL combined tackles leader...
  48. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    If they didn't have to pay for it, I bet a lot of parents would be more impressed by the expensive damage their ******** cause. Take some pride. It's not everybody's *** who has destroyed an entire The Home Depot garden center.
  49. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    You know who never said "THIS IS MY PENIS AND YOU'RE GOING TO LOOK AT IT AND TELL ME IT LOOKS LIKE THE BROKEN LAWN CHAIR AT THE HOTEL!!!"? Tom Hanks. Except we can't know he never said that. It's highly unlikely but we can never be certain.
  50. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    If we ever do a Freeones production of a play I wrote called "The Blue Dawn: A Tale of Love and Betrayal in the New West." , I will play Dr.Kagan, the blustery psychiatrist with a dark past. A dark and secret past. A dark, secret and murderous past. A dark, secret, murd-" Sound of smack. "Stop...
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