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Yeah, but I'd have to worry about people finding out about how I was dating Kathy Bates.

HAHAHAHA, aaaaawesome.

And here, my friends, we have the foundation of religion. Denial of reality, acceptance of fantasy.

Eh, that and they might not be acting when they're shooting a love scene. But, the real issue for me would be that my girlfriend would be kissing and rubbing up on other dudes and I don't care if it's "just acting" or not...I'm not cool with that.

I think you're a fucking idiot and this thread is going to get closed.

I wouldn't date a psychologist because there would be a great possibility that they would look way too far into things that would happen during our relationship and blow it way out of proportion. Personally, there is a 0% chance that I'd want to deal with that. I wouldn't date an actress...

So, if archaeologists discovered an ancient scripture that translated to something along the lines of... "The Bible is a work of fiction. Jesus was a real person, but he was not the *** of God. He was just a regular person who was viewed as being a prophet. Even Jesus himself has...

No, I clearly understood what you wrote. You wrote... You said that we can't ever prove that God doesn't exist, but we may able to eventually prove that God (or some other form of God) does exist. Nobody can prove that God exists and nobody can prove that God doesn't exist.

I said that there are certain things that I can see a gray area in. This is one of those issues. Personally, I wouldn't want some teacher putting their hands on my 13 year old and making them strip naked. But, at the same time, the school was looking for pills. I know that the pills were...

The situation isn't as bad as everyone would like to think it is in the first place. No, we haven't bottomed out because things can still get worse. That doesn't that they will get worse now or even in the near future, but they can get worse.

The chances of proving that there IS a god are the same as proving that there ISN'T a god. That's why religion is based on "belief" and not fact.

Would you feel better if a police officer had strip searched the girl? Is it the strip search that is the problem or the fact that the teachers who were the one's doing it? Because, personally...

And God is NOT self-centered (assuming He exists)? He demands that you worship Him and only Him. He demands that you offer sacrifices to Him, no matter how little you have to give. He demands that you live your entire life in dedication to Him. If that's not self-centered, then I don't know...

You could say the same exact thing about people who believe in God. Even if you showed them rock solid evidence that God didn't exist, they would still say you were wrong. That is the exact reason why religious authorities don't have answers; they only have cliches. "Pastor, can you prove...

HAHAHAHAHA, this is exactly what I'm talking about... Other than the "she would only have herself to blame" part, where did I say or even imply ANY of that? Alright, let me put it this way, so people stop putting words into my mouth by assuming everything... A ***** brings a pocket ***** to...

A) I notice how you can't point out where I have said that I think what the teachers did was right. B) If she had pills, then their suspicion would've been correct. Once again, I have not said that what they did was right. What I meant by "If she HAD pills, then yeah", was that it wouldn't be...

Umm...in case of zombie attacks?

Once again dude, when did I say that what they did was right? Seriously, you are assuming all of this even though it's perfectly clear that I have never said that what they did was right.

If David Letterman getting married isn't news, then I don't know what is. :rolleyes:

I just put the plastic cap of a Nyquil bottle on the tip of my penis and hope for the best.

When did I come close to say anything like that? Once again, where have I said that what these teachers did was right?

HAHAHA, wwwwwhat? Well, then I don't have a small penis. I just have a huge penis that you can only see a very small part of.

Not their fault? So, if this girl DID have pills on her, it wouldn't be her fault that she got caught with them? And, just for the record, I've never said what these teachers did was right. I even said that I'm not sure what to think about it.

I **** businesses and organizations that have "Ameri" at the beginning of their name. AmeriCorps AmeriSuites AmeriTrade etc. It's such a cock tease for the eyes. We see "Ameri" and get all pumped up, thinking we're about to read "America", but then we see some bullshit business name and it's...

Re: I'm running out of money faster and faster... and earn lower and lower these days Damnit...well, there goes my idea on how to get a really cheap boat.

Are you serious? I really hope you aren't.

If she HAD pills, then yeah.

Re: I'm running out of money faster and faster... and earn lower and lower these days I've always wondered something about the sale of boats... Let's say that someone buys a $300,000 boat. For a down payment, they give you $20,000 and plan on paying the rest in monthly installments. What...

Eh, I don't know what to think about this. My first thought was... "If they HAD found pills, would this even be in the news?"

HAHAHAHA, I've heard that sooooo many times from religious figures. I just think it's hypocritical for religious figures to say things like "God created man" or that someone has "God given talent", and then turn around and act as if God has nothing to do with the negative things about man...

The reason people turn to God in the first place is because life is meaningless and they're just searching for a sense of direction.

I'm not pro-police no matter what. There have been pleny of instances where I have openly stated that police officers have been in the wrong. In this case, the officer did nothing wrong. He was attacked, followed proper protocol and took down the suspect with his taser, as he was trained to...

This is exactly why religious people rely on phrases like... "God's will be done" "Everything happens for a reason" "It's all part of God's plan" ...to defend God, when people start questioning why He allows us to suffer.

Let's assess the situation, shall we? They get called to a fight. They show up to the fight and see that people are, in fact, fighting. There is an additional crowd, as there were a few ****** members present as well. ASSESSMENT: We'd better handle this quickly, or things can get out of...

You also never know when a suspect has a concealed ***, ***** or other weapon that they can pull out at a moment's notice. Hence, the use of tasers. A) Did they know that when the *** attacked them? No. Are they just supposed to assume that a crazed, uncooperative, obviously aggressive...

...says the guy who has a picture of his abs as his avatar.

I think the real problem here is how the guy TWITTERS, as if people give a fuck what he is doing at all moments of the day.

When I was 15 years old, I could've beaten up an adult, even if it was a cop. The fact that the *** was 15 has NOTHING to do with self-defense. Also, even though this 15 year old attacked a police officer, people are looking at him like he was some innocent *****. But, if that *** pulled out...

Mine is perfectly straight. In fact, it's so straight that Ace Hardware models their collection of levels after it.

THANK YOU!!! :bowdown: People just want to be mad at police officers, even if there's no valid reason for it. When stories like this are publicized, people completely ignore the fact that the 15 year old attacked the police officer. They just focus on the taser issue and the idea that he was...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090324/ap_on_fe_st/odd_hero_parrot Congratulations police officers, firemen and military personnel...you're just as heroic as parrots!!!

I don't know, but it can make your penis smell.

Doesn't everybody mock Canada? I don't understand what the fuss is aboot...

You should have common sense. How do you know that taking the *** down would've been easy? It was said that he was ***** and on *****. Have you ever seen what ******* up people can do? They can fuck up a cop, no matter how small they are. It gives them the ability to withstand a lot of pain...

I don't step to the side for no one, especially a clown The whole entire world is better off when you're not around Because you're not a rapper, you're a ****** fucking hack You ain't a man yet either, you ain't got no hair on your nut sack You have to take a **** because you're full of...

You sure like talking about dicks quite a bit On the tip of a dick is where you like to sit Then you slide up and down, 'till the cock busts a nut But you have the nerve to call ME the cum slut? I bet while you said that, you had cum all over your face You love it so much, you use it for...

So, police officers aren't allowed to defend themselves? Would you feel better about the story if the police officer punched the *** in the face, in self defense, and ****** him that way? You can **** someone with a punch too. Or, a baton. How are they ******* their power in this case? The...

What more do I want? I want you to learn That when you're playing with fire, you're gonna get burned I'm used to the heat, because I work in a kitchen So don't come cryin' to me with your pussy ass bitchin' You think I like cock? The only one I like is mine But if you like it yourself, that...

Where do you get your hillbilly rhymes, in the city of Bum Fuck? You spit so much garbage that this thread needs a dump truck You stink up this forum with your bullshit rhymes But we've already been over this like a million times I want to take all your rhymes and throw 'em in the shitter Flush...

He swung at a police officer and his ****** even admits it. End of story.