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  1. Elwood70

    Members' Avatars

    Oh Jesus....don't even get me started on that.
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    New Threads/Old Threads.....Let's talk About This For A Minute

    First of all; what the fuck is a "FOG"!? I also tend to lose steam on a thread after about page 5 or so, especially a pic of .gif thread. Actually; I tend to avoid .gif threads period, because they're a pain in the fucking ass. Agreeing with someone all the time is boring; and so is avoiding...
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    News Anchor Ruins Christmas

    http://i.eprci.net/santa-jesus
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    Best Cartoon of all time

    Single best ever? gdqQat8Jys4
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    I Saw These Occupy Wall Sreet Toolbags Up Close Today!

    I have to admit; the man's got a point: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/01/adam-corolla-slams-occupy-wall-street_n_1124026.html
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    A Serious Question Part XII

    Because to say it-and mean it- carries a certain weight. The fact that you think it's meaningless says more about you than I ever could;and you're not worth it.
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    Mandatory condom use in pron to go to the ballot in California

    Nice try. . . . . . . . . :rolleyes::facepalm:
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    A Serious Question Part XI

    I think it's an inherent part of human nature to express negative emotion; and some people take this to an extreme. What makes it more interesting to me is when this negativity is expressed with no regard for fact; at least not all fact(s). A lot of it comes from no real,valid source,and only...
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    Public high school teacher starred in porno movies released last year

    I know; it's not he was reading to the **** or anything... http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?559276-Sasha-Grey-visits-elementary-school-to-do-story-time-with-first-graders The horror!!!
  10. Elwood70

    Members' Avatars

    How do you know I'm not?:D I tend to associate them closely,depending on who the avatar belongs to....but just for the record, I have no issue with you changing it.:D As do I.First it was Aria Giovanni;because it reflects the fact that I love her,then it was Elwood Blues (for hopefully...
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    Greatest lead vocalist in rock n roll history?

    Three pages,and no Roger Daltrey!? ....or Aretha Franklin.......Tina Turner.... Wilson Pickett?
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    Worst Lead Vocalist in Rock~n~Roll History

    I like a few of his 60s songs,but I otherwise agree. Seconded..plus the lyrics are horrible *except when he was in Black Sabbath.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    gLrJ250Gao8 ...except the one I have got taken down by YouTube...
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    Greatest lead vocalist in rock n roll history?

    Mick Jagger Steven Tallarico /thread
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    What are you listening to right now?

    The King: DHG5-GxI_Es Hail,hail rock-n-roll...
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    Gary Speed 1969 - 2011

    Why is "commits suicide" in quotes? It's a damn shame when someone feels like that's the only way out.....
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    Best two comedy television shows of all time?

    The two I'll never tire of watching: M*A*S*H (when it focused on being funny) and Seinfeld. Honorable mentions to The Jeffersons and Married With ********.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    I'm listening to the birth of heavy metal music....... f4dpFjSFYX4 the whole album...
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    Nikki Nova

    Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread Oh. My. God. Thank you Nikki.....
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    What does your breath smell like?

    Same...except it's only the 80 proof Wild Turkey.
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    In Memoriam

    I'll just leave this here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8vtcHGdchE
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    Older porn stars that have aged well.

    ....not compared to Aria Giovanni or Nikki Nova. This comment is in the wrong thread;but I don't give a ****.
  23. Elwood70

    Freaky Friday

    Except for the ones you wrote? :D
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    So what do you miss?

    What do I miss?. . . . . . . . Everything.
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    Christmas

    With the 4-speed? :D
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    Chicks with deep red hair or black hair with red highlights

    I still **** mine. As soon as I can; it's gone.
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    What does your breath smell like?

    ...still Wild Turkey 101 and Marlboros. Good Morning!!!
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    What does your breath smell like?

    Bottoms up !!!!
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    What does your breath smell like?

    It now smells like Wild Turkey 101 and Marlboros...
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    Chicks with deep red hair or black hair with red highlights

    I love that look.....:cool:
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    Soft drinks

    I don't ***** them nearly as much as I used to, but I'd say Pepsi Throwback and Mexican Coca-Cola. As far as **** goes; I'll take it from as close to the source as possible.
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    I need some FO's love

    How do you "borrow" a cigarette?
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    Freaky Friday

    Um.....HELL YEAH!!!
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    Teens using ***** tampons to get *****

    You're welcome. I try to entertain as I inform.:D Just because it was on a humor site, it doesn't make it false.
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    Nikki Nova

    Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread Happy Fuckin' Thanksgiving everyone!!! Despite the fact that ****'s not going the greatest here right now; I haven't forgotten the things that are going well. As far as the **** that isn't,I'm workin' on it.
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    Yeah;I'll let you know........ as soon as I think of one.:facepalm: :D

    Yeah;I'll let you know........ as soon as I think of one.:facepalm: :D
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    Teens using ***** tampons to get *****

    I call bullshit: http://www.cracked.com/blog/a-letter-to-parents-about-fake-teen-crazes-news/
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    Dammit; right when I was contemplating stealing that av.... :D

    Dammit; right when I was contemplating stealing that av.... :D
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    Freaky Friday

    This thread can be for both!!!! :1orglaugh It's very entertaining either way-albeit for two separate reasons.:D
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    Metallica: The Unforgiven

    I stick with the real original as well......meaning **** 'Em All,Ride The Lightening, Master of Puppets and ....And Justice for All.
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    Reclusive mining heiress leaves $30million to nurse who cared for her for 20 years

    Re: Reclusive mining heiress leaves $30million to nurse who cared for her for 20 year Nothing personal; but I really hope you're wrong.
  42. Elwood70

    Belt Buckles.

    Good....both of mine qualify.
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    Belt Buckles.

    Do you mean the big-ass dinner-platter-lookin' ones? No. I have a few tastefully-sized ones I wear occasionally.One is the Oriole Bird from about 1970; and the other is a West Coast Choppers one.
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    Police Captain Joins Occupy Wall Street & Gives Advice

    No,no,no.....not yet. Let them keep protesting instead of looking for work until I find a job.
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    Christmas

    I was going to say a fuckin' job;but I realized that I'm a man: I'll get one on my own.
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    What pisses you off?

    So would ****, if you ate enough of it.
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    What pisses you off?

    ...that we know of-yet. I think it's funny that you're calling that **** "food".
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    How ***** have you ever been?

    No; but I have walked downstairs to get a shirt I wanted to wear.....and woke up in the hospital with a spot on my head shaved where they needed to make the incision for the surgery. ...did I mention the six-inch scar and small dent I now have in my skull?
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    What pisses you off?

    Heroin. It's the only thing that explains why that **** "food" is so popular.Low doses of smack in it.
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    Natalie Wood drowning case reopened

    I agree; she's one of the main reasons I love brunettes.
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