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  1. Elwood70

    R.E.M. calls it quits

    Nah, fuck growing up. It's overrated.
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    What sports jerseys do you own?

    Are you talking ripoffs, or authentic? 1. Ray Lewis #52-Baltimore Ravens 2. Cal Ripken, Jr. #8 (duh) (Batting Practice) 3. And in the "Best for last" category: Brooks Robinson #5 (Home)...and I got that one signed by Mr. Oriole himself. :D
  3. Elwood70

    Why Obama should withdraw

    When did he insert?
  4. Elwood70

    Big tits brunette dressed as a cat?! ID

    It's still completely weird.
  5. Elwood70

    R.E.M. calls it quits

    No; but there's plenty of Reds and Blues about...
  6. Elwood70

    R.E.M. calls it quits

    Okay...the Beatles are the water. ...which makes The Rolling Stones the oxygen. ...and I for one, don't live in the sea.;) :D
  7. Elwood70

    What pisses you off?

    I could say a few things; but I may be called out on strikes....
  8. Elwood70

    Heartbreaker/Living Loving Maid

    *******.
  9. Elwood70

    Heartbreaker/Living Loving Maid

    Really? I've always heard it because the DJ was too incompetent or fucked up to stop the song currently playing on time.Coupled with the rise of FM; it turned out to be good timing. And we all know why the really long songs suddenly started getting all the airplay. Also "Feelin' That...
  10. Elwood70

    Is the Mafia active in your city?

    Pagans, Hell's Angels and MS-13 all have a marked presence here.
  11. Elwood70

    which pornstar gives you the quickest hard-on

    Never occurred to me...
  12. Elwood70

    Rosie O'Donnell's new Chicago home

    Well; if there's people that are foolish enough to pay her based on her "preference", what should she do? Refuse the money? If someone wanted to pay me exorbitant amounts of money for my sexual preference,or any supposed talent I had, I'd at least try to develop said talent-because my sexual...
  13. Elwood70

    which pornstar gives you the quickest hard-on

    You guys are timing your hard-ons? Who knew?
  14. Elwood70

    Rosie O'Donnell's new Chicago home

    I can't believe I'm about to do this, but than who "deserves" it,? Your personal opinion of her notwithstanding, she's manged to put herself in a good position financially. She's worked, gotten paid (no matter how you may disagree with the ones who've chosen to pay her.) If she can afford it...
  15. Elwood70

    What makes you fall in love guys?

    No; she was-and is-the reason why I'll never say it again. P.S-I see what you did there, but I couldn't rep you for it.:D
  16. Elwood70

    What makes you fall in love guys?

    Nothing made me fall in love......it just happened. I just looked at her one night; and I realized I loved her,and wanted to spend my life with her.
  17. Elwood70

    Is the Mafia active in your city?

    My *** seems to think not,but I think that that's her just being nostalgic for the "good old days". I think they're still around, they just went underground and are adapting and evolving with the times, like they alway have. 'Course; if I knew for an absolute fact that they were, you'd never...
  18. Elwood70

    What pisses you off?

    I'm dying to do that; because every time I see them doing it, I think of this: jhozx819izU :D
  19. Elwood70

    Who Has the Best Username on FreeOnes?

    STDiva; but only because mine wasn't listed.
  20. Elwood70

    When to say no to a blowjob offer.

    I wouldn't tell her no,I'd just tell her to take all of that **** out of her face first.....
  21. Elwood70

    Pat Robertson Says Divorce Okay if Spouse has Alzheimer's

    I don't see why this thread made it to two pages-and still going-when lurkindirk got it right on the very first post: 'nuff said.
  22. Elwood70

    Saying "I love you"

    I'll never say it again....
  23. Elwood70

    Top 10 Gruesome Methods of Execution

    Just for the record.....I was kidding.
  24. Elwood70

    Favourite Movie Quotes

    "Smile you *** of a bitch"
  25. Elwood70

    Post Women That Look Like Your ******

    Um,no. I'm 41...my *** had me when she was 29. Do the math.
  26. Elwood70

    Which porn stars do you wish had a FreeOnes account but don't?

    Even if Aria did join, I'd never believe it.
  27. Elwood70

    What are you listening to right now?

    Duane Allman and the Dominos-"Key To The Highway"
  28. Elwood70

    Random Statement Thread II

    ..and therein lies the mystery. I like mystery. ;)
  29. Elwood70

    Random Statement Thread II

    By any means necessary?
  30. Elwood70

    Random Statement Thread II

    Nice choice of words...:D
  31. Elwood70

    Random Statement Thread II

    It's been raining/ threatening to rain here for weeks.... Thanks. It's really important around here.:D
  32. Elwood70

    Random Statement Thread II

    Let's see... 1.-Cliff Robertson died the day after his birthday. (his b-day um,was Sept 9) 2.-Joe Perry turned 61 (Sept.10) 3.-I turned 41 (Sept. 9) ...and most importantly... 4.The Baltimore Ravens beat the **** out of The Pittsburgh Steelers. (today)
  33. Elwood70

    Random Statement Thread II

    Stop being coy.......you know what you missed. You missed me. :D
  34. Elwood70

    Leanne Crow

    Not to put too fine of a point on it; but who cares if they're "real"? ...they're still great.
  35. Elwood70

    Random Statement Thread II

    Yes.
  36. Elwood70

    I demand sacrifices to be made in my honor...

    I got a reply from FreeOnes Cult ******!!!! I can die happy.... :D
  37. Elwood70

    Your Hometown?

    Silver Spring, Maryland
  38. Elwood70

    Andie Valentino or Dominika C pussy lips?

    Dominika;but I'd love to tongue kiss with either ones.
  39. Elwood70

    Sandra Shine

    What a coincidence.......so am I.;)
  40. Elwood70

    Monica Lewinsky is living the life of a near recluse.

    This tells me all I need to know: In other words......bullshit. "It wasn't lies, just.....bullshit."
  41. Elwood70

    Sandra Shine

    Happy belated Birthday,Hon.
  42. Elwood70

    I demand sacrifices to be made in my honor...

    Yesterday was my birthday too (really) ; but you didn't see me on here trolling for attention....
  43. Elwood70

    John Carpenter Movies Poll

    Technically;her model of Plymouth Fury wasn't produced at all. A Fury wasn't available in red and white in 1958 . :D
  44. Elwood70

    What do you wish you had ?

    It's all about the Benjamins.
  45. Elwood70

    Sexy TS Bailey Jay

    Ha!!! Nice to see a sense of humor about it....
  46. Elwood70

    Green Day singer kicked off plane over low trousers

    There's still good music out there; you just have to dig a little deeper for it.
  47. Elwood70

    American Football ********

    I'd love to bet on sports........if I had any fuckin' money to bet with.
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