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  1. Elwood70

    What are you listening to right now?

    The genius that is otherwise known as David Bowie. FLIRv5D8rqsrhMoeIDOd3heQ&index=13&feature=plpp_video
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    Best hangover cure?

    More *****. Actually; I tried the Gatorade bit..and it worked. Well that; and a lot of *****.
  3. Elwood70

    Your thoughts?

    My thoughts? ....not less guns;more guns, and give 'em to the right fuckin' people. By "the right fuckin' people" I mean any citizen of the U.S.A. that doesn't have a criminal record. Carry laws nationwide... Here's the thing no one wants to admit: If people were allowed to carry nationwide...
  4. Elwood70

    Which member would you like to meet?

    ....dammit; I forgot Jagger69....
  5. Elwood70

    This Sunday...

    As a Ravens fan;I hope so.....
  6. Elwood70

    What are you listening to right now?

    YbpNov5kIKg Need I say more?;)
  7. Elwood70

    Which pornstar would you like facesitting on you?

    Aria Giovanni and/or Gianna Michaels and Lisa Ann
  8. Elwood70

    What are you listening to right now?

    Neither was that clip...:facepalm: I just found out that this was recorded while I was busy being born: Th3ycKQV_4k&list=FLIRv5D8rqsrhMoeIDOd3heQ&feature=mh_lolz
  9. Elwood70

    What are you listening to right now?

    How's this for a shock?..... UIt3dx4an9c&ob=av2n
  10. Elwood70

    Nikki Nova

    Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread I tried it....didn't work. I ended up ******** against my will for about an hour; and now I'm wide awake. ****.
  11. Elwood70

    Your December OCSM of the Month is Spexy Ashleigh!!

    Congratufuckinlations, Spexy!!!
  12. Elwood70

    Gemma Massey - new bOObs and Lips

    Another fake-ass blonde with fake-ass tits. meh...
  13. Elwood70

    What are you listening to right now?

    Time to restore this thread to some goddamn sanity: BKAYGVIkbok&list
  14. Elwood70

    Conspiracies.. lots of 'em!

    Have you actually read the Warren Commission Report? It's got more bullshit than the average high school. It annoys me because of the idea that it can be dismissed along with all the other bullshit theories; yet it's the one that should be taken seriously.
  15. Elwood70

    What are you listening to right now?

    uLnMFqItQXs&list=FLIRv5D8rqsrhMoeIDOd3heQ&index=37&feature=plpp_video :cool:
  16. Elwood70

    Conspiracies.. lots of 'em!

    JFK; at least to me...
  17. Elwood70

    Vote for your December OCSM of the Month NOW! Ends Thursday, January 5th!

    Another vote for Spexy Ashleigh.....;)
  18. Elwood70

    Nikki Nova

    Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread Well; I'm certainly not going to get ******; but I'm thinking that if I have a ***** or two, it'll make me tired,and I can ***** earlier than I have been. I'm still debating what to do.
  19. Elwood70

    Nikki Nova

    Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread My schedule has officially flipped......up all night, ***** all day...fuck. I tried pulling an all-nighter to re-set my internal clock.It didn't work;maybe I'll just get loaded during the day, and get to ***** at a decent hour.
  20. Elwood70

    New Years Eve?

    Thanks for reminding me why this New Year suuuuucked..... Thanks for reminding me about what's really important.
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    Been on a bender...

    No; you're just not ******** fast enough.
  22. Elwood70

    Happy New Year to you!! Here's hoping it's better than the last....even if the last was pretty...

    Happy New Year to you!! Here's hoping it's better than the last....even if the last was pretty fuckin' good.
  23. Elwood70

    Nikki Nova

    Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread Hello all...Happy fuckin' New Year.:D Due to circumstances beyond my control (nothing big) I was MIA for about a week...but not anymore. Knowing how fast this thread moves; I wasn't sure when to jump back in.... I'll catch up later; I just wanted to let...
  24. Elwood70

    What are you listening to right now?

    I'm listening to the one that started it all... f4dpFjSFYX4 the whole album...
  25. Elwood70

    Wife who no longer enjoys sex,me the husband a sex addict... Help

    She still enjoys sex; just not with you. Deal with it.
  26. Elwood70

    Hows The new year for you so far?

    I poured my first ***** at 11:30 PM EST last night;and it's now 7:30 AM...you tell me.
  27. Elwood70

    The Member of the Year 2011 is...

    Congratumuthafuckinlations,dirk......:D
  28. Elwood70

    How long has it been for you?

    Baltimore Orioles-1983 Baltimore Ravens-2001
  29. Elwood70

    Confession Time. Spill it!

    Sweet...how often do you miss it? :D
  30. Elwood70

    Confession Time. Spill it!

    I confess I want to know if the Road Runner was a 383 or a 440...and if it was a 4-speed.
  31. Elwood70

    Eve Lawrence / Eve Laurence / Envy

    Re: Eve Laurence Is Back Welcome back..........hon.;)
  32. Elwood70

    What's your favorite section of your local newspaper?

    Arts and Culture/Comics Sports-especially during baseball season Local National/Op-Ed I don't remember the last time I read a paper,though...
  33. Elwood70

    Would my man still cheat on me if my ass looked like this?

    If your "man" is using his opinion of your ass as a basis to cheat; he's not worth having any fuckin' way. If he cheats at all, he's still not worth having.
  34. Elwood70

    2012 New Years Resolutions

    I don't like to call them resolutions; because that dooms them to failure,but I'll say this: By this time next year; I will be smoke-free, and at least 10 pounds lighter.
  35. Elwood70

    What's your favorite Beatle song?

    Let It *****. Wait, what?
  36. Elwood70

    Favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd Song?

    T for Texas. No more needs to be said.
  37. Elwood70

    Where in the world is...

    How do you guys keep track of people to the point of knowing that they're MIA? Damn....
  38. Elwood70

    FreeOnes Asshat of the Year for 2011

    Oh;it's still pending....but you haven't got much time.
  39. Elwood70

    FreeOnes Asshat of the Year for 2011

    Oh okay...consider my (possible) nomination withdrawn.:cool:
  40. Elwood70

    FreeOnes Asshat of the Year for 2011

    I'm tempted to nominate you; just for saying : "r-tard".
  41. Elwood70

    What pisses you off?

    I agree somewhat: Some of them are chewing it like there's no tomorrow; because they're trying to quit smoking.
  42. Elwood70

    The War On Christmas!

    I'm curious: What exactly is the "War on Christmas"? The idea that it's become so commercialized that no one knows-or cares what it's actually supposed to be about? Funny how you're complaining about a holiday that you fuckin' stole in the first place....
  43. Elwood70

    Jon Bon Jovi dead. :(

    Breaking a hip won't **** him though...
  44. Elwood70

    Jon Bon Jovi dead. :(

    Nope; he's gonna outlive those Gallagher faggots.
  45. Elwood70

    Jon Bon Jovi dead. :(

    No; that's Keith Richards...
  46. Elwood70

    Especially for StanScratch and the other misguided members in here.

    Goddamitt;just got my hair cut. It looks like my pic.
  47. Elwood70

    Especially for StanScratch and the other misguided members in here.

    Well; as you can see firsthand Stan; you're being judged by your choice of avatar...as though it's you. ....not that I'd know, or anything...:D
  48. Elwood70

    1 in 3 arrested before the age of 23: What is wrong?

    It's because they suck at not being caught.
  49. Elwood70

    Mary, ****** of Jesus

    This thread is gold...
  50. Elwood70

    Kobe Bryant on his way to the cleaners

    Maybe I'm old-school; but fuck him. I hope she takes him for all he's worth. That's what he fucking gets for cheating.
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