Are you a male or female (Hermaphrodite)
How many people have you fucked? (10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,006)
Done oral sex on (9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,998,)
Gotten oral sex from (do pets count?)
Fingered their assholes (restricted by court order from discussing)
licked their assholes...