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    The Cure For Hickups Thread!

    serious cure- ball your hand into a fist so the base of your thumb sticks out cup your other hand over the fist and press your hand into your gut just a couple of inches under the wish bone or a couple of inches above your belly button and hold it there for about 3 minutes. hiccups are a spasm...
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    Do you have Gypsies in the US?

    You can't do **** in America unless you have money, the system is set up so you either live in a house or are a homeless bum, even if you are a bum if you try to leave a particular area there are laws in ***** to manipulate people in to staying in one area. I was homeless once for a year, if...
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    Tell Supadupafly Anything You Want...

    I ***** with a dildo under my pillow. not because I'm gay, but because I'm afraid of Elmo, The only way to **** a puppet is to **** them, and I know i wouldn't be able to pop an erection if he attacked me.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    DdoRdK6_bsg
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    Chuck Norris vs.Charles Bronson

    Not wishful thinking - I just find the man creepy.
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    Charles Bronson

    :rofl::thumbsup:
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    Need Advice on a Girl I'm About to Plow

    I'm going to be cliche - Nothing is 100% certain.... - rap it up anyway..... if you are so certain then why ask.... - you just have to be careful. know the people, know the situation, have some information to make an educated guess. From my point of view, fuck buddies are not made with a...
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    Chuck Norris vs.Charles Bronson

    I'm not trying to start a fight or make accusations, but did anyone else notice, - it seems to me during the run of walker Texas Ranger, Chuck had an creepy obsession with young boys. not trying to be a smart ass - it just made that show hard for me to watch - or at least not watch without...
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    Chuck Norris vs.Charles Bronson

    Charles Bronson would put out an excessive machine and then wait for Chuck Norris to get in it. Then when Chuck Norris was stuck in the machine, Charles Bronson would stand a few feet back out of striking range, say something to chuck about the bleakness of life. When Chuck tells Charles he...
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    How often do you masturbate?

    can't type - busy.
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    for me it is important, that what is pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye, is the same.

    for me it is important, that what is pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye, is the same.
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    Who's your fave Big titted babe? (post links)

    Re: I've so gotta rep this ... for me it is important, that what is pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye, is the same.
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    Discovery Channel's "Life"

    WTF Opera ???? OH GOD!!!! I'll wait for the David Attenborough version.
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    Did 1700's Americans speak with a British accent?

    there is actually a documentary series that at some point answered that question. The story of English http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Story_of_English its on Youtube but I don't know what part of it deals with early American English...
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    404 file not found

    Do you think God is getting revenge? :eek:
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    404 file not found

    I backed up files did 3 virus scans, and defragged. I was about to go to a friends and have my comp looked over. I was flipping out. glad its not me.
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    Who's your fave Big titted babe? (post links)

    #1 Jana Defi http://www.foxhq.com/princessa-dreamy-curves/ http://www.foxhq.com/princessa-another-view/ http://www.primecurves.com/jana-defi-behind-the-scenes/ http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=44366 #2 Busty Merilyn Sakova...
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    Al Pacino As Jack Kevorkian...Whaddya Think?

    You want me to **** You!? - You could get ****** walking your doggy.
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    Al Pacino As Jack Kevorkian...Whaddya Think?

    See when I think of dead asses.....
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    What are you listening to right now?

    E8DCDrKX4_I
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    who is this busty baba ??

    joining the search
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    Who is your favorite "Doctor Who"?

    I was thinking that too - but was just thinking it was my imagination. Why I like Timothy Dalton as Rassilon. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DehbC0ORYTQ
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    You know you'er getting old

    people that don't realize that Starwars episodes, 4 - 5 and 6, have already been done.
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    Are you an asshole?

    I Am today so I can gloat and laugh.
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    You know you'er getting old

    I love it, now they have a *** or two they now need a responsible ****** figure (sucker), to help raise (pay for) their ****. even had one ex say to me that I could sell off my stuff and stop spending my money wastefully. I asked her if I could still screw around and watch porn? she didn't get...
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    You know you'er getting old

    for me its having to work harder to stay healthy, I won't say stay in shape because I lost that fight a few years ago. I know I'm getting old because a few months ago some young thing hit on me something fierce and all I could think was "shouldn't you be running home to mommy and *****, you must...
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    Who is your favorite "Doctor Who"?

    I pretty much like all of them - including the crappy FOX movie Doctor - he was a good doctor just in a bad movie. My Favorite is Tom Baker, he had a good dramatic range for the Doctor. William Heartnell was a great Doctor, great choice to start the series with. Patrick Troughton and Jon...
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    Religion, Science, Aliens, Chickens, and etc

    Or have they discovered the original ones?
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    New myFreeOnes Galleries! [Pics inside]

    Re: New MyFreeOnes Galleries! [Pics inside] perdy
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    What are you listening to right now?

    lML2N4xB9GU
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    Religion, Science, Aliens, Chickens, and etc

    There all ready are such belief systems with such philosophers as Deepak Chopra and Fred Alan Wolf. books like The Medium, the Mystic, and the Physicist The Quantum and the Lotus. I'm a mystic myself. Some aspects of Buddhist Mysticism have reflected physics to the level that it spun off Quantum...
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    Religion, Science, Aliens, Chickens, and etc

    Artur C Clarke's take on it with Fractal Geometry and the Mandelbrot set http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB8m85p7GsU
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    Religion, Science, Aliens, Chickens, and etc

    for those of us who think we can rap our heads around it here is the skinny on the new physics http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/String_theory http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M-theory
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    Religion, Science, Aliens, Chickens, and etc

    He was told by someone to believe in a book of ancient Semitic fairy tails, and Mr. Hawkins foolishly believes his own ability to think and reason for himself when he only had to listen to someones interpretation of the fairy stories.
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    Dutch fuming at...

    N1KvgtEnABY
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    Religion, Science, Aliens, Chickens, and etc

    and he provided a viable answer for you, and you knocked it.:dunno:
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    Religion, Science, Aliens, Chickens, and etc

    Steven Hawking and Saint Augustine seem to agree.
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    Black people must leave, NJ Walmart announcer says

    I hope the guy at least said it in the store announcement voice, that would be so fucking funny, LMMFAO. I grew up with Archie Bunker so I find racists and racism funny.
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    Atheists meet in Melbourne celebrate lack of faith

    One name popped up in that article that clarified everything for me. Richard Dawkins - in the words of otter leader Blavius: "**** the table eaters! In the name of almighty science"! I don't care if you worship God, Dawkins, Science, or the waffle you stuck on the ceiling. It's a religion...
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    Religion, Science, Aliens, Chickens, and etc

    the elastic universe theory has since been replaced - big bang to big crunch. current observations show universal expansion increases the bigger it gets. Another theory is the Universe will expand to the point where the matter freezes and the universe goes cold and black. I find both theories...
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    Dutch shocked at police ******* of young girl

    I got pulled over the other day, when I gave the cop my license and registration my hand was shaking, Cop asked me if I was nervous, I said I had a natural hand tremor, which I do, but the truth is I'm afraid of anyone with authority and a ***. Cops are just human beings and many of them are...
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    Jesse James Cheated on Sandra Bullock with this?

    I like Sandra Bullock too, but I just don't believe the good girl image she has. She hooked up with Jesse James of all people. also I think people make way to much fuss over the personal life of ***********.
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    Break the law and your new 'friend' may be the FBI

    Hey, FBI!!! I have recorded football games without expressed written consent of the NFL? I have set fire to the American flag. I have downloaded MP3s on my computer. I have walked out of Walmart with 3 pairs of pants and didn't pay for them. I have cruised down the highway late at night around...
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    Merilyn Sekova / Merilyn Sakova / Anya Zenkova / Anya Busty

    Re: Busty Merilyn Sekova / Sakova that is one of my all time favorites.
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    Obama Supports DNA Testing Upon Arrest

    I disagree with Obama as far as an arrest alone warrants the taking of a DNA sample or testing. I think a conviction should be necessary for the sampling of DNA, and testing only after an arrest for a serious misdemeanor or felony. meaning no DNA sample can be submitted to a database for a *****...
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    Whats your ring tone

    Doctor Who Theme, Metallica - Enter sand man, Led Zeppelin - the Ocean, Telephone ringing.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    8cHQTcdPDTk
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    What are you listening to right now?

    tWLw7nozO_U
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    'Line of light' at Hadrian's Wall

    Damn I wish I could have been there for that.
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