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  1. Cpt.Obvious

    Which "system" would you rather live in.

    Post Zombie Apocalypse Anarchist Society.
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    Collection: The Best Stripper Song

    David Rose - The Stripper J2mknn49VTM
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    The Almost Anything Goes Thread (read the rule before posting)

    Daniel Craig is a far better James Bond than Sean Connery. Banannaise, ****** Fuckers! Good Night!!!
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Your ***'s best friend's 3rd ******.
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    Who Do You Find Attractive But Feel Would Be Too Weird To Fuck?

    Italian coloratura mezzo-soprano opera singer and recitalist, Cecilia Bartoli _WvYa1rH2ns
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    Kindergartener brings crack pipe, meth for show-and-tell

    I **** it when teachers bogart a **** stash on them.
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    House to probe Obama...

    I think the only President never to have been investigated with in living memory was Gerald Ford, and he got Lampooned out of office by Saturday Night Live. Oh wow a President getting investigated by Congress, it happens so often you would think its in the job description, - Oh wow - IT IS...
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    Why Obama should withdraw

    [INSERT INFLAMMATORY STATEMENT HERE] and I seriously mean it [THE POLITICIAN YOU LIKE] couldn't find his ass with both hands a flash light and a road map while but naked in a house of mirrors. During [YOUR CANDIDATES TIME IN WHAT EVER POLITICAL OFFICE OR OTHER CIVIC DUTY] he [OR SHE] was the...
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    R.E.M. calls it quits

    If your band isn't really doing anything - is it really together anymore? they sort of reminded me of Milton Waddams from Office Space, sort of got fired but kept showing up for work anyway and no one noticed they were there.
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    I need advises/help

    All you can do is play it out, let her make the moves, and just see where it goes.
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    CHALLENGE: Looking for porn thats different or rare. Please help!

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    S&P Downgrades U.S. Credit Rating

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    S&P Downgrades U.S. Credit Rating

    We only went down to AA status? the same government that periodically votes itself pay raise after pay raise until the government has to shut down, lets bad loan scammers get away with tanking the world economy and has a debt so large it will never be paid off. How the Hell did we ever obtain...
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    Who's your fave Big titted babe? (post links)

    Gives her name as Destiny S searching for my Destiny http://www.wearehairy.com/models/Destiny_S/Destiny_S_waves_her_hairy_ass_in_the_air/?nats=h4irybitch.1.1.1.0.670.0.0.0 http://www.wearehairy.com/models/Destiny_S/Curvy_Destiny_S_shows_off_her_bush/?nats=NjQuMS4xLjEuMC4zOTAuMC4wLjA...
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    who wants to win this? to be the last person to post here, that's got to be a pretty sad moment, for many possible reasons. so go for it.
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    Anyone else dislike all the shaved pussy trend?

    Oh yeah, nothing turns me on like stubble - a nice hard whisker burn on me face or dick is the best part of it. no way in the least little bit does it remind me of being whiskered buy great uncle Joe before he broke out the depression era candy and the WW2 photos of his favorite hooker when he...
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    This just in: Hell froze over, Kelly Osbourne looks pretty good

    she looks like she is a Slitheen from Doctor Who
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    Who's right... the Police or the Home owner????

    Cops like to ***** power, especially since arrest and ticket quotas. Yes some citizens are problematic, its just the problematic citizens are used as an excuse to "bend" the rules and allow *****. we all ready lost being read Miranda rights because they changed the meaning of incustidy from...
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    Tracy Tello

    Re: Tracy Tello I just discovered Tracey, - She' adorable.
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    Ask me (mrtrebus) any question ya want

    What is the true nature of Eddie Albert?
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    Tribbing / Tribadism / Scissoring

    Re: Tribadism/Tribbing Part II God damn, do you find some awesome vids.
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    what do you have to say about timeshares?

    I grew up in a real estate ******, the business is back stabbing and ***** thirsty. there are only 2 types of property to be involved with, - directly rent where you are the sole person or at least the primary and have the power to kick out the room mate, or own the property out right. any...
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    What pisses you off?

    I have a relative that will actually walk into someone's house see something she likes and will say "Oh, that's what happened to my TV set, Oh, that's what happened to my VCR"... and actually unplug the device and walk out of their house with it. cousins that loan money to their ******** and...
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    Who has the best job ever?

    Assassin.
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    What pisses you off?

    I'm from a real estate ******. head of the estate is *****, ran over the will & trust with a fine tooth comb (lawyer). by the time I'm done in court the only people getting anything are the ***** sucking vampiric lawyers, & I'll be left with $10 & a stick of gum. just so long as I don't get...
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    Have you ever dated a BBW?

    Good, send all your rejects over my way.
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    What pisses you off?

    Greedy ****** fucken relatives, - I recently got fucked out of a $100,000 inheritance, spent past 20 years of my life caring for ******, and all I get out of it is - "oops, sorry". while relatives who only been doing **** for the past 4 years and all ready are worth at least 5 times that, get...
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    Have you ever dated a BBW?

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    Tribbing / Tribadism / Scissoring

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    Videos Of Masturbating Girls

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    What are you listening to right now?

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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Grace Potter
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    Stuff That Makes You Laugh Uproariously

    Re: Merry Fucking Christmas 0gVeSeOjN6g
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    I'm not a virgin!

    What's wrong with paying for it? so what? Its OK to rent a porno and not a woman? and I'm not exactly buttugly either, I just didn't want any bullshit.
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    What are you listening to right now?

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    White males....would you marry and/or have ******** with a woman who was white?

    I've had White, Asian, Latino, American Indian, Middle East, and one I'm not certain of. I'd fuck just about anything with a pussy - even the French. not so certain about Irish. English I would do but not oral, don't want to cut my dick on their broken teeth. May be German as long as some one...
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? the obligatory remark, "Your ******".
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    Shaved Pussy Or Hairy Pussy

    Big Ol' 1970s Bush!!!
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    Petra Verkaik

    one of those babes I weep tears of ***** and **** semen over, knowing I will never have a chance with. yet another example that not only does God exist, but he is a cruel teasing ****** fucker.
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    Dunkin Donuts Vs Krispy kreme

    I'll be the elitist snobby piece of **** and say Starbucks as I don't go to either Dunkin Donuts or Krispy kreme and Barns & Noble has a Starbucks in the store and they sell decent sandwiches. and to be yet more of a snobbish douche bag - I get my doughnuts at a proper bakery. makes the brand...
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    What Is Your New Year's Resolution?

    **** them all and let God sort 'em out.
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