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Don't bother me with semantics— I needs to git some!

I assume this is what you're referring to? Could happen to anyone. Just bad luck. (And for the record, it was my balls, not my dick, that particular crackwhore wanted to suck. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=516493)

It happens. But you could look at the positive side, which is, once you've broken the herpes barrier, you can just fuck at will. (Obviously you still need some precautions against Hep and AIDS, but it could be quite liberating.) They say something like 1 in 6 people have the herpes at this...

Wait until you see what I got planned for the sequel: "The Snug Little Hare Hole". It's about rabbits!

Reminds me of the time me and my ******* found my parents "Debbie Does Dallas" betamax. That was an eye-opening experience.

You have a very dirty mind— it's part of what I like about you.

I should mention another reason I like linguistic clarity on this term is I'm actually working on a ********'s book "The Tail of the Foxy Beaver". It's about a clever young beaver who uses her tail to get out of all sorts of scrapes, and it's about actual beavers, not sex-beavers (obviously.)...

Not even when it's nicely furred? The one thing that really gets my goat is when a site has a name like "Beaver Hunt" but all the jay-jay's are shaved! :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

My first girlfriend put her tongue up there unexpectedly one day and I was sold! Not gonna go so far as strap-ons, but a little pinkie action is never unwelcome. :cool:

AND clarity. Imagine what Alisa's reaction would have been if I had said something like "I like banging beavers." Not only might I have been accused of ****** cruelty, I might have been ****** from the board for **********!

There's poetry in that.

Wikiporno looks real nice, just needs a ****-ton more contributors! (Maybe FO will acquire them, put a little orange in it, and get that sucker up to speed!)

Please be honest— this is for science.

It's my business, bro. Gotta brand!

In defense of Trebus, I saw no cry for censorship— he was merely calling it out for what it is. Yup. All those anti-semitic lefty Jews!

Am I right or am I right?

No free rides in this life, friend. The only safe sex is the sex you have with your own hand (and that's only assuming you've washed it.) But look at it from the other side. Nothing says "I've banged a ****-ton of chicks" like a good case of herpes!

That's a thoughtful suggestion. Thing is, most folks in the orgy set already own the coffee table edition. ;)

I like your angle.

I blame greed and the plutocratic overlords.

I actually read issue 2. It ends with the hero ********** the baby to give to the "Intactivist Underground" to raise. ;)

Nothing at all to do with the values of those cultures. No, certainly not. Just blame the foxy West. (And last time I checked, infanticide wasn't a technology so much as a practice...)

Luckily, they always put me down as a plus +2 (In try never to show up with less than two lovely professionals on my arm.) Normally they'd both be female, but in this case I'll make an exception. You're in!

Really not a concern for attendees. It comes down to two choices stay STD free or attend orgies. You can't have both! (At least not for long...)

She sounds hot though. You wouldn't be going through all of this if she wasn't hot.

If you're regularly attending orgies, that's not really going to be a possibility.

Trebus, you're a genius! Show her this site and get her addicted to "sex positive" porn. (You should know there is a whole pro-porn branch of feminism.) http://www.secularhumanism.org/library/fi/mcelroy_17_4.html

9 times out of 10, she's the one throwing the orgy.

Damn that is cold! Here's what you do: 1. Change the password and email for the account. 2. Clear the account name/password from your web browser. 3. Try to log in with your girlfriend so she can see this: "You have entered an invalid username or password. Please press the back button, enter...

Now you've done another one! You're fucked for sure.

That's capitalism at it's finest— identifying a need and providing a solution!

You haven't lived until you've eaten Tuscan Fried Bat!

I heard hanging out at abortion clinics was a good way to meet loose women. :2 cents:

I actually send these to my congressman on a regular basis.

Another post! (You're not so good at this quitting FO thing...)

Make sure to get an aids test and keep the documentation on hand. Reach out to some L.A. agencies and let them know you want to start a porno website called "High Class Escorts of Hollywood" and are looking to books some gals for some BG shoots. Travel to L.A. and rent a nice hotel room and...

Man, that's gotta be fun sifting through all that ****.

Layaway would be nice. You could give the corner whore a dollar a day until you can afford to lease her nethers!

I ended up going with a Nacho platter. Nacho platter is a smart choice because when it ends up (inevitably) getting "compromised" with various bodily fluids, you can't really tell.

We're going to have a free X rated version of the show, with extended footage available by subscription.

Excellent suggestion. The texture goes well with random body fluids.

It's a position, but let's not pretend it's not one-sided. One could just as easily say that the "Conservative" values (and I use quotes because these people are actually extremely radical in terms of trying to claw back the advances of the last century) is a system that breeds economic...

There's assholes on both sides, but this whole "socialist" thing is ridiculous. Obama, Clinton, etc. are all strong free-market capitalists just like their counterparts to the right of center. The main difference is the people slightly left-of-center preach "social responsibility" instead of...

Nice siggie bro! That banner is especially sweet.

This is looking to be a very lonely thread...

She looks 20 to me...

Would you eat out her butt, even if she turned out to be a "lazy wiper" (as I strongly suspect she is.)

I'm trying to decide between a nice bottle of **** and a king-size jar of anal lube...

Because you need some manufacturing, it saved a ****-ton of jobs in all related industries, and we make some great cars. Cheaper to do it in developing nations. This is hard to get around without starting trade wars. But it's irrelevant— you don't solve the problem by moving backwards, you...