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  1. Ike Stain

    Would you...

    Although bacon is the best food, I am a little leery of all the strange places it is showing up. But that cupcake looks damn tasty!
  2. Ike Stain

    NBA 10'/11' Thread.

    Truth. He's still young though, and this humbling moment has the potential for a positive impact. Great series though and a great win for Dallas on so many levels.
  3. Ike Stain

    Should "Vagina" be re-branded as "Sexmouth"?

    This came up recently in a marketing meeting. If you think about it, there is a kind of logic there— after all, what is a Vagina but a mouth designed to process sperm. What do you guys think?
  4. Ike Stain

    *** buys 7 year-old ******** breast implants

    I don't know. I think the *** is pretty responsible. After all, instead of flying the ******** off to Thailand or some place to get the implants now, she is making her wait until the legal age of 16. (And imagine how long 9 years must seem to a *** that age.) Sounds like solid parenting to me.
  5. Ike Stain

    Private prisons: The new plantations of modern-day slavery

    Wasn't there that Judge down south recently who was getting kickbacks from the private juvie prison for sending **** there? And why not? How is it different than any other type of referral commission? Classic free enterprise model if you ask me.
  6. Ike Stain

    What should I name my penis?

    I actually saw the doctor and got that all cleared up. Swanky Pete?
  7. Ike Stain

    Just another Day at Work...

    Where's the fun in that?
  8. Ike Stain

    "**** him. If that's too direct then just ****** his ****** as a warning." Wisdom.:bowdown:

    "**** him. If that's too direct then just ****** his ****** as a warning." Wisdom.:bowdown:
  9. Ike Stain

    Potential new girlfriend has a stalker ex, what do I do?

    Listen to this man— he has wisdom. This bitch is crazy and she's using you. Irregardless of the stalker thing, this is not going for her cause she's nuts, and for you cause you're letting her use you. :2 cents: The crazy ones are great in bed, but usually not worth all the surrounding...
  10. Ike Stain

    How we roll

    He does actually admit to being half-gay— it's part of why the gals love him so much.
  11. Ike Stain

    ****** Of The Year

    Weed used to be a lot stronger! NOT (I do miss the after school specials on the dangers of Angel Dust though. Nobody smokes Angel Dust anymore! What's with that? Today's youth need to get it together imo.)
  12. Ike Stain

    Tommy Toilet Says...

    This has cleared up a lot of things for me. Thanks for posting!
  13. Ike Stain

    Ruler on Ice

    Takes Belmont!
  14. Ike Stain

    What's the most you've ever spent on a date?

    The $20 ones are usually hanging out on the street corner though. This one I had to cull out of the strip club and she was not hurting for cash.
  15. Ike Stain

    *** buys 7 year-old ******** breast implants

    I'm guessing the other little girls think she's pretty cool. Likely it's the other parents who are like "What the fuck!"
  16. Ike Stain

    ******** Noir @ Teasers Porn Valley

    Free Photos posted from these galleries at TeasersVOD.net: http://www.teasersvod.net/Gallery/Photo_Gallery/2011/Spring/AsphyxiaNoir/Redbook/ANoir_Redbook.html http://www.teasersvod.net/Gallery/Photo_Gallery/2011/Spring/AsphyxiaNoir/Bikini/ANoir_Bikini.html...
  17. Ike Stain

    ******** Noir @ Teasers Porn Valley

    We've been racking our brains down at the TeasersShack over why folks aren't more into Goth Princess ******** Noir. She's young, she's got a killer naturalbody, and she is a true beauty. After checking out her galleries on FreeOnes to date, I've come to the conclusion that the problem is a...
  18. Ike Stain

    Punks / Goths

    She's not really goth, but she was rocking a cool outfit for this set. (And she's got some of the greatest breasts in the biz!) http://www.teasersvod.net/Gallery/Photo_Gallery/2011/Winter/AidenStarr2/Purple/AStarr2_Purple.html
  19. Ike Stain

    Freaks of Cocks is a rip off.

    my eyes!!! my blessed eyes!!!
  20. Ike Stain

    And soon the world must recognize what is so obvious to you and I. Thanks for the good words...

    And soon the world must recognize what is so obvious to you and I. Thanks for the good words. Always appreciate your presence on the board.
  21. Ike Stain

    Girls in boots!

    Teasers Girl Ashlynn Leigh http://www.teasersvod.net/Gallery/Photo_Gallery/2011/Winter/AshlynnLeigh/Highway/AshLeigh_Highway.html See more free Ashlynn at TeasersVOD
  22. Ike Stain

    boobies?

    Nice find!
  23. Ike Stain

    Matter of life and death.

    :bowdown:
  24. Ike Stain

    *** buys 7 year-old ******** breast implants

    Let's just hope she waits until she's 18 before doing a Cum Fiesta shoot.
  25. Ike Stain

    Now That's Gangsta!

    It's fun to see different people's perceptions of what a lot of money is.
  26. Ike Stain

    What's the most you've ever spent on a date?

    A couple grand. AND I was paying her a thousand buck to spend the night with me.
  27. Ike Stain

    Best reason for looking both ways before crossing the street

    Yeah. You know, I find there is so much emphasis on the big booty, the sweet petite is all too often ignored.
  28. Ike Stain

    What is your favorite form of lechery?

    Oh yeah. Rub that BBQ all over the sweet genitals. I hear ya. :drool2:
  29. Ike Stain

    How we roll

    Nice, right? It's gonna be fun editing her sets.
  30. Ike Stain

    How we roll

    A date with B.B.?
  31. Ike Stain

    What is your favorite form of lechery?

    Please describe in detail. __________________________________________________ lech·er·y [lech-uh-ree] –noun 1.unrestrained or excessive indulgence of sexual desire. 2.a lecherous act. Origin: 1200–50; Middle English lecherie < Old French. See lecher, -y3 —Synonyms 1. carnality, lust...
  32. Ike Stain

    How we roll

    The respect of your peers here on the FreeOnes board.
  33. Ike Stain

    *** buys 7 year-old ******** breast implants

    Takes all kinds, right? Funny though that she spent all that money and she's still not as hot as that ******** chick.
  34. Ike Stain

    Anyone know any good remedies for S.B.I.?

    O.K. The ******* bath was actually a pretty good idea (I got super fucked up) but as noted, you really can't stay in it for two long. But sour cream seems to be doing the job pretty well. So much more economical than that fancy, store-brand ointment.
  35. Ike Stain

    Ask me (mrtrebus) any question ya want

    Why are you so filled with rage?
  36. Ike Stain

    How we roll

    Bing-bing-bing-bing-bing. I'll be releasing a full set from this shoot tomorrow.
  37. Ike Stain

    3 Blondes, 1 choice. Which one?

    Wow, he doesn't have unrealistic standards :facepalm: While it's true the girl on the right has the best snatch, those tits ain't real, so I'll, take the gal in the center because her tits are and her snatch is also quite nice, and the girl on the left looks a little crazy and clingy.
  38. Ike Stain

    How we roll

    Close. Jenna has a sweet, sweet butt and we did shoot her recently: But on close comparison, it doesn't quite have the heft.
  39. Ike Stain

    How we roll

    Nope. Good guess though. Clue: Her initials are J.S.
  40. Ike Stain

    what would you do if your *** was GAY?

    Yeah. I've learned to put it down to Shot's youth and the people he hangs out with. It is funny though when he claims not to be a homophobe. :facepalm:
  41. Ike Stain

    We've all been there...

    Yeah. That dog definitely has style.
  42. Ike Stain

    Woman 'hit on the head with boss's genitals' awarded $95 million in compensation

    This Richard Moore character sounds like a perfect candidate for a hit reality TV show!
  43. Ike Stain

    Do you ever kiss a vagina the way you'd kiss a mouth

    Nice. (Always good to have a professional weigh in.)
  44. Ike Stain

    Best Natural Tits / Natural Breasts

    Re: Best Natural Tits Teasers Girl Jasmine Delatori See more free Jasmine at TeasersVOD
  45. Ike Stain

    Anyone know any good remedies for S.B.I.?

    Ok, I'm not that stupid (although I will say it is highly effective at removing genital warts.) That's what I'm looking for. I'm calling in the ****** order right now.
  46. Ike Stain

    I am so horny right now...

    Actually, a handjob joint is probably the way to go with this. I'd recommend a Thai Massage, just make sure they give the "happy ending".
  47. Ike Stain

    Anyone know any good remedies for S.B.I.?

    Nah, I'm sure it'll clear up in a couple of days. Plus, have you been to the ER in downtown L.A.? I'll take my chances with the rash.
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