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This had nothing to do with crackwhores or handjob joints. (You guys are just never going to let that go, are you?) No, I was actually on set at Hustler yesterday and I let this dwarf chick give me a rimmer during a break, but she had this rash all over her face and it seems to have migrated...

Go to a bar and hook up with the skankiest chick you can find.

I'm dyin' here.

Hey, not all women are cut out to be *******. But she is hot, I'll give her that.

Do you eat the butt and the pussy, or just the pussy?

Especially when the vagina is dinner.

I don't know, I think he's still pretty much of a legend.

Aside from all the ignorant, racist posts on this thread, (you people really are assholes,) there is a very good argument that we need to enforce immigration laws because when people are here illegally it opens them up to exploitation, not to mention creates an unfair advantage to the businesses...

Bug Porn. Awesome.

Yeah. It's fun to kiss it, then slip the tip of tongue in just so before going absolutely crazy on that pussy.

It's no fun if people don't guess. I mean come on, this is FreeOnes, there's gotta be someone who recognizes that rump!

And what really steams me is that concept could have been rendered in a way that was beautiful and compelling. Instead we get horror. How he loves to rain on parades.

So they can get money, obviously.

I actually went out with her a couple times. She loves cats— I love pussy. Perfect match.

Bet they settle out of court though for an undisclosed sum.

This is actually a salient point— I'd be surprised if their wasn't some pretty abysmal parenting going on...

I'm not going to pretend to know the full story, but in this case it sounds like the ID was neither valid nor sufficient. (The reason the Feds require 2 forms is they want to make it harder to roll with a fake.) And if the ID is expired as reported, it should be a no-go. 'Course, the...

That's just plain sloppy. Regulation requires two valid ID's for exactly this reason. Probably the director was playing fast and loose and nobody bothered to double check. If a gal doesn't have the proper papers, we don't shoot. End of story. Hustler certainly won't let us release a girl...

I've never seen sperm quite that color—whoever produced it should really see a doctor.

I love how he's got the bottle of ginger ale right there. Nothing says party like soft drinks!

Anyone recognize those sweet tits and bottom?

I assume you're referring to my recent "dollar adventure" http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=516493

That is just so wrong.

True. And I'm not ashamed to pay for sex.

Not only "actual" women, but likely a broad array of inflatable and plushie ones!

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I just hope with the trajectory of fashion in the west (i.e. outfits getting more revealing,) that within a few decades it's considered completely appropriate for a woman to show both sets of lips in the public sphere. What a beautiful world it would be.

O Ren no doubt.

Truly. You could see how hard hit he was for that little flub at the end of game 4, like it was all on him to make an extremely unlikely 3-pointer and bring in the win, when in reality, what more could he have done to give Miami the game? Lebron really needs to step it up. That said, win...

That basically was my entire motivation.

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No poll? This is an important thread! There are few things better than bacon, especially done right. I really like then the fat gets deep fried in the grease so it crumbles in your mouth. But good sausage can be even more succulent. IT'S SO HARD TO CHOOSE!

Take the poll: Do you ever kiss a vagina the same way you'd kiss a mouth?

They always wonder what I'm doing down there when I'm doing this, but I just love doing it!

I've been with a fair few gals who's mouth breath was worse than their vagina breath. That said, a healthy vagina shouldn't smell unpleasant. If it does, it's probably an infection.

It's so hard to decide though, right? I think I understand why some people choose buttholes!

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I'm just out there every day, trying to keep it real.

Her tits are only normal though.

Personally I like to kiss the face lips while fondling the vagina lips, but it's so hard to choose! Which do you prefer?

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And he's actually paid to do that. (s'why I file all his photos under "Best Job Ever")

Yeah, her breast-tits are pretty damn nice. I was very please with her wise decision to go topless in Machete.

I'm not even really into her (much prefer Duff in the jailbait/ex-jailbait category) but I'd give her a rimmer.

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Exactly what I'm talking about. With all the places her mouth has been, it's just as likely to contain some kind of super anti-biotic as a disease.

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Alright, alright! (Jeez, of all my threads I never thought this was one that was going to catch me flack.) Coming clean I though it was a little funny because she's naked and they're just hanging out on the street like it's the most normal thing in the world. I will duly refile on the...