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    Referee blows call in USA vs Slovania game

    You have to understand that it is a foul for a US player to be in scoring position inside the penalty spot.
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    Helen Mirren unpatriotic on Letterman

    Bhopal was an absolute tragedy...however, those from the UK should probably be wary of scolding the US on humanitarian crises in INDIA. If we're going to go back to events 25 years in time, why not talk about 50 or 75 years as well? I'd say you have us beaten hands down when it comes to...
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    2010 World Cup Thread

    We had a terrible 1st half and very good 2nd half...but in the end we were no match for the Malian ref.
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    2010 World Cup Thread

    The good news is that if the US beats Algeria, they are automatically in unless England/Slovenia tie and they lose out on goal differential. To be safe, the US needs to down Algeria by 2 or more if possible.
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    2010 World Cup Thread

    I still have no clue where the foul/infraction was on that last US free kick in scoring position. I also don't understand the phantom hand call on Findley (WHICH WILL KEEP HIM OUT OF WEDNESDAY's GAME). :dunno:
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    Shooting a Milf n Cookies scene tommorow, what would you like to see happen in script

    Re: Shooting a Milf n Cookies scene tommorow, what would you like to see happen in sc Controversial? Dress the woman as PLO and man as IDF (or vice versa), and make lots of "boarding your flotilla" and "penetrating the blockade" type jokes.
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    Rep. Barton apologizes to BP for Obama

    And within hours... http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/business/deepwaterhorizon/7059264.html That has to be the quickest retraction/apology I've seen since a Rep in my state apologized for claiming **** victims dress provocatively and hang out with homosexuals.
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    Helen Mirren unpatriotic on Letterman

    Absolutely. But that doesn't change the bizarre and seemingly concerted effort of the Guardian, Times, and Daily to immediately rush to the field to defend BP against any and all criticism. Something tells me Rusbridger and co. had more than a few shares in BP, and were quite sour to see them...
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    2010 World Cup Thread

    Zidane's criticism of Domenech was well-placed, it seems.
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    Helen Mirren unpatriotic on Letterman

    What's most humorous is that, besides the board members who could give a flying fuck about the people of the UK, the employee base of BP is as distributed globally as any other oil company. The US holds almost as many shares as the UK (39% to 40%). Hence, Brits taking attacks on BP personally...
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    Umm.... This is scary. Nev-Sen (R) speaks of armed rebellion against government

    One of the bigger issues with what Dirty Sharry said (or implied) is that she wants to take it to the next level if she doesn't get her way through the democratic process. Word for word from the Lars Larson show: "If we don't win at the ballot box, what will be the next step?"
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    ICE COLD, 22yrs old with a 13 inch dick

    All your posts have been about this guy. So...shameless plug/self-promotion, I would take it?
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    Screamer, Moaner, Dirty talker or ???

    All of the above, but dirty talk is definitely at the top of my list.
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    Looks like we're in Afghanistan for the long(er) haul

    Considering just how sparsely distributed the mines (supposedly) are, it also means A LOT of territorial ******* contests ahead and general fucking-over of the Afghani populace.
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    Why isn't Soccer popular in America?

    Shh...don't post that or you'll be neg-repped by people who find satire offensive!
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    Why isn't Soccer popular in America?

    It originated in the country of our imperial oppressors. :D
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    **** soccer? You're a racist! Well, if you're right-wing, that is.

    Sex is a sport you can play well into your 80's with the proper assistance.
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    **** soccer? You're a racist! Well, if you're right-wing, that is.

    'Whatever happened to American exceptionalism? This game … originated with the South American Indians and instead of a ball, they used to use the head, the *********** head, of an enemy warrior." WTF is Liddy smoking? Most origins of football (as developed in Europe) trace back to BC Japan...
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    Umm.... This is scary. Nev-Sen (R) speaks of armed rebellion against government

    Yeah, that's prohibition lady. She's funny. She was also in a Scientology commercial approving of Dianetics spa treatment for prisoners. Of all the people they could run against Reid (who was, until now, pretty much toast), the GOP chose her -- I think that pretty much says it all.
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    What Percentage Of The Women Currently In Porn Do You Find Genuinely Attractive?

    Out-of-the-ordinary hot? Probably 10-15% at best. Bangably hot? Probably 80%.
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    Liberated from Libertarianism: Rand Paul Runs & Hides From... Rand Paul

    I STILL think Paul is probably going to win, based solely on the fact that his state is glaringly red. Where I see the GOP having major problems now is Nevada. The Repubs there created a major mess in what should have been a pretty straightforward victory over Reid. Out of millions of people...
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    Liberated from Libertarianism: Rand Paul Runs & Hides From... Rand Paul

    I was somewhat surprised when I read that Rand Paul created the board under which he is certified. He may be more ready for the Washington insiders' game than I previously believed. ;)
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    Movie Battle #4 Die Hard vs Predator... which film was better?

    If you had said "Terminator" vs "Die Hard," I would have had an insanely difficult choice. As it is, "Die Hard" wins with no doubt in my mind.
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    Douche Dispenser Perez Hilton May Have Finally Gone Too Far!

    If you REALLY want to punish Perez Hilton, put him in house arrest and shut off his communication with the outside world for one day. He'll be begging for mercy by the end of the 24th hour.
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    Helen Mirren unpatriotic on Letterman

    "she criticises BP" Why is it unpatriotic to criticize BP? It has become increasingly clear that they cut corners at pretty every phase of construction and maintenance. Plenty of Americans (as they should) criticize Halliburton and co. all the time. As for England vs USA, I sort of agree --...
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    Can the United States win the World Cup?

    You're clearly having issues understanding the concept that this was an American caricature of a FIFA spokesman.
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    Can the United States win the World Cup?

    Being that the lampoon is MEANT to take place from a stereotyped American "soccer is for pussies" standpoint, it makes perfect sense. FIFA calling it "soccer" is of course part of the parody. If you think this was an unintentional lapse on the Onion's part, I really can't help you.
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    Cougars?

    I always thought cougar had a sexually aggressive connotation (i.e. the young men are the prey).
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    Cali. Construction Worker Caught in Pakistan Out to **** BinLaden: "God is with me."

    Re: Cali. Construction Worker Caught in Pakistan Out to **** BinLaden: "God is with m Poor guy -- I'm betting that desert heat finally got to him.
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    Can the United States win the World Cup?

    That position is the reason that I don't think England is going to make it much (any?) farther than the US this time around. I was looking through the world cup champions for the last 40ish years, and all but one or two had above-average keepers. I think England's may be in or close to the...
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    Can the United States win the World Cup?

    http://www.theonion.com/video/soccer-officially-announces-it-is-gay,17603/
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    Looks like we're in Afghanistan for the long(er) haul

    "We would have had Afghanistan mopped up years ago if it hadn't been for all of the well intentioned interference that our ****** have had to tread through." Won't happen. We need an excuse to stay there as long as possible.
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    Douche Dispenser Perez Hilton May Have Finally Gone Too Far!

    Hilton is a complete douche bag, and the law is the law. That being said, I'm betting a lot of guys 18+ have already seen it. ;)
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    Looks like we're in Afghanistan for the long(er) haul

    Once he's recovered, we'll send Bret Michaels in to take care of that single-handedly.
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    Swastika = Well Being

    Okay -- I'll bite out of genuine curiosity. I know it's a symbol that originated in ancient India and is commonplace in Hindu works/documents, but why exactly do you find it "beautiful"?
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    Swastika = Well Being

    Jesse Ja mes sex fetish?
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    Looks like we're in Afghanistan for the long(er) haul

    Yes I do -- which is what makes the timing of the announcement quite interesting. I would wager that the Lithium deposits are significantly more valuable than the copper deposits.
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    Looks like we're in Afghanistan for the long(er) haul

    Not that we weren't anyway, really, but... http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/14/world/asia/14minerals.html?src=me&ref=general $1+ trillion worth of deposits. Call me a cynic, but between the Taliban, corrupt national government, and our "interests," I suspect the average schmoe there will see...
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    2010 World Cup Thread

    Looks like one of the chicks there thinks she is at Mardi Gras. XD
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    Palin more pragmatic than friends and foes expect

    All she needs to do is recruit Michelle Bachmann and Sharron Angle so she can negate the crazy.
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    Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

    Toxic to wood: -**** -Pegging -Anal Licking (male) -Anything remotely to do or associated with Max Hardcore -Cameramen who are so obviously more fixated on the guy than the girl -- the worst is when they zoom to the guy's grinning face in the middle of coitus Tolerable, but not to my tastes...
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    Palin more pragmatic than friends and foes expect

    I don't think the real question about Palin and co. have to do with their intelligence (it's pretty clear that she and/or the first dude are exceptional businessmen). It has to do with her priorities and the judgment of her supporters -- I couldn't help but laugh when people were "inspired" by...
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    World Cup Happenings

    That sounds about par for the course.
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    2010 World Cup Thread

    Argentina isn't actually that phenomenal this year. They aren't all that deep, and their defense is going to be a major sore spot against decent teams. I think they make it to the round of 8 tops, IF they have no injuries.
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    Palin more pragmatic than friends and foes expect

    Palin's endorsement helped certain candidates big time in the primaries, but I suspect it will not in the GE -- though she and the pundits who back her will no doubt claim it DID, even in solidly red states and districts.
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    Ten Things That Terrify Right-Wingers

    Eh, I think the vast majority of people under 40 or so could care less about the ethnic makeup of the country, right-wing or no. My grandpops used to be worried about it, but we reminded him he would be long dead before any "non-white majority" comes to pass. As for the Aryan pride/separatist...
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    Movie battle #3 - Cube vs Saw... which film was better?

    Cube by a landslide. The sequels have been disappointing, although Cube Zero is much better than Cube 2 IMO. Saw 1 had some interesting ideas, but could have been about 20 minutes shorter and not lost any value. Beyond that, Jigsaw and Amanda were interesting characters but everything else...
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    Green the goalie lays World Cup's largest egg

    To be fair, if you had a competent keeper it would have been 1-0. If Howard hadn't been on the other side, it probably would have been 2-1 or 3-1. England could always take a Chinese Olympic team approach and start training goalkeepers rigorously from a very young age under very questionable...
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    Green the goalie lays World Cup's largest egg

    I certainly have not seen anything like that at a WC. The closest thing I can think of is Escobar's self-goal in 1994, but he of course wasn't a keeper. It's always possibler you know something I don't, of course -- I haven't seen much of the Belgian sports world. Then again, who has? ;)
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    Bill Maher "Stupidest State" Showdown

    He's a Born Again who (for the most part) practices what he preaches. Instead of thumping his bible like some old world shaman and blaming (pick one of fornicators, gays, devil-worshipers) for natural disasters, he actually donates his time and money to the poor.
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