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Oh man -- youtube it with the transcribe audio option for maximum LOL effect

"Among the provisions U.S. District Judge Susan Bolton put on hold are the 'reasonable suspicion' section that would allow police to arrest and detain suspected ******* immigrants without a warrant and a provision making it ******* for undocumented day laborers to solicit or perform work. It...

Yeah -- you all are pretty much f'ed. Day to day, there are fewer and fewer places in public OR private where smoking is permitted. Meanwhile cigarette taxes will continue to climb, and the degree to which society shuns you as if you were lepers will increase. I'm only slightly exaggerating...

A supermodel with a pretty face and a slightly above average body definitely takes a back seat to Sunny and her exceptional curves, IMO.

It's pretty simple -- if you can't fit in a single seat, you pay for two (or three!). If you can't afford it and need two or there aren't enough seats available, you should be offered a refund. The only exception should be a plane switch to a smaller jet; if a patron can't comfortably fit in...

Attacking a porn star should be a capital offense. Hang, draw, and quarter time?

Freepers is pretty bad (both a majority of the regulars and the people trolling them), but it's still nothing like youtube, gamefaqs, or your run of the mill game forum. IMDB's message boards are pretty awful as well.

Coordinating with his commenters, Aravosis writes, "an astute reader noticed that the meta info for the photo says it was created in 2001, not July 16, 2010 as claimed on BP's site. It looks like BP took a photo from 2001, and in order to make it look like the command center in July of 2010...

Let me (attempt) a sequential recap for those wanting brevity: 1) OP hates black people 2) OP has bad relationship experiences with a white woman 3) OP has a good fuck session with a black woman 4) OP inducts from 2&3 that black women are generally better than white women. 5) OP graces us with...

I guess "don't give a ****" is most appropriate, since I **** on a relatively individual basis when it comes to religion. I find that usually the people preaching, barking, or otherwise imposing their viewpoints in the the loudest and most obnoxious manner are the ones I can stand the least...

I am skeptical that these boards are likely to have any people familiar with paying pre-op trannies for sex in the UK AND willing to speak up about it. You're probably better off trying a more "alt" forum, I would guess.

I wouldn't worry about it all that much -- it says far more about the petty nature of the tea party than it does about anyone else. Recent actions taken within and without the tea party leadership have convinced me that tea party members are no more interested in long term fiscal responsibility...

For SA to have a white government? Or for a white government to be corrupt and incompetent?

"You need medication. You need therapy." Best advice given to Mel in ages. XD

I think Bound is typically cited as an exemplar because it has a very hot, slightly butch Gina Gershon fucking a very hot Jennifer Tilly. Mulholland Drive is a good example, but it's pretty lipstick, and not necessarily as "genuine" if that makes any sense. Shane fucking Carmen in the L word...

Jessica Rabbit. TMI Alert: When I was a young lad first discovering "myself" I put fantasies of Jessica Rabbit to VERY good use. Short of sex, those were some of the best orgasms I've had in my life.

I can't decide whether Dane Cook stand-up or Dane Cook actor is the worst. I suppose in the latter case you get a diluted dosage of his nonsense. For some bizarre reason that I don't understand, Dane Cook is INSANELY popular among women. I suppose he is good looking for a comedian...but...

Dan Gilbert proves once again what a douchebag he is, and in many ways vindicates Lebron's decision to ditch the Cavs. Hey Cleveland -- how about being grateful for the years James gave you -- he could have been gone long before.

She always make it a raffle or "golden ticket" affair.

"Mehserle claims he mistakenly drew his *** instead of his Taser." XD

The fact that the former two are porn stars rather than adult models carries heavy weight, IMO. The fact that Nina is in the same aesthetic ballpark as Aria/Gisele and willing to go all out makes the choice for me quite clear.

Giovanni is a lovely woman, but the real deal wins out with me every time.

"Kesha's hit 'Tick Tock'" If it's true, this is the greatest sin perpetrated by the IDF in history. Mind you, it's not like dancing to Justin Bieber, but it's nearly as bad.

This gave me a perverse chuckle. http://www.metro.co.uk/news/834121-rare-1970s-bp-board-game-promises-oil-thrills-comes-back-to-haunt-them One of the "hazard" cards: "Blow-out! Rig damaged. Oil slick clean-up costs. Pay $1million."

Professional good Social okay Physical health could be much better

If Spain wants to win against Germany, they will have to perform far better than they have in the past five games.

I enjoy the "Go Naked" ads with supermodels like Joanna Krupa, but that's really about it. I DON'T enjoy their rampant hypocrisy when it comes to ****** testing for ***** when they support ******-based synthesis of insulin for diabetics.

Germany scores by the 3rd minute against Argentina. XD I knew Argentina's defense had some holes, but...

Re: where is Bonita Saint??? From her Freeones links: "Hot Bonita Saint gets fucked hard by a Swimming Pool" I'm guessing that scene was a little too much for her to handle.

I'm hoping somebody offs Mel or he ends up in prison so my enjoyment of his good films (ex Road Warrior) is not diminished even more.

It's well past time for some...

Fundie porn

"They freak out when you ask them why they wouldn't dare ****** Judaism or Islam publicly." For reference, the preponderance of citizens with the balls to go after Islam in Europe ARE atheists. In fact, many have lost their lives (Van Gogh) or live with a bounty on their head (Rushdie). Pat...

Having just watched a documentary about the LA Clippers, I can safely reassure everyone that God in fact does NOT exist -- no divine being could let such an abomination exist. Speaking of which, oldie but goodie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coCo5rIX0Ww

The gf? Only if she's into it or we're playing cards. The ****? "If they give you any lip you can beat them with a sack of Valencia oranges. It won't leave a bruise and it'll let 'em know who's boss."

I'm pretty neutral about hair color with the exception of redheads, who drive me crazy.

Re: 'Old-style hooliganism': ******** flares up after England's shock defeat to Germa While we can all hope that South Africans swarm Leicester Square to dispatch of the local hooligans, I find it unlikely that will happen.

Apropos to McCarthy and China, there has been some observable irony in the formerly communist nations and states. China has slowly moved from an authoritarian government with a controlled market and little tolerance for competing to an authoritarian government with a free market and little...

ODS much? But really, what organization would advertise by saying "This is a terrible time to join our organization -- wait a few years until the going is good" ?

Fight! Fight! Fight! EDIT: The Mexicans shouldn't be going after the Argentinians at half-time -- they should be going after the officials. ;)

LOL! Offsides goal for Argentina!

Wasn't Sopranos finale terrible, but was pretty marginal. For a (somewhat depressing) finale that's carried off well, check out Six Feet Under's.

It's clearly time to sack him and pay ten times as much for a coach who won't get the team out of the group round.

All of this is highly irrelevant because the world is clearly going to end in 2012.

Ah well. Go South America!

Probably Shakira, though she is batshit crazy.

The US defense is probably among the bottom 2 or 3 in the WC.

2Pac isn't dead!

Who are the real monsters – the cannibals or us?