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    Beckham Snaps

    That's it? I was expecting a Björk-style beat down. W3mJTdGE79I
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    Europe vs. Rest Of The World - The Ladies

    If we're talking strictly about the aggregate world of porn babes and adult models, I have a lot of trouble disputing Europe (NOT including our lovely resident OCSMs, of course, who are all quite beautiful). If we're talking about the general world of babes, South America and Asia combined...
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    WoW (yes im talking about World of Wacraft)

    I played on a trial until I found that people were actually rescheduling their personal and professional lives around guild events and drama. That game is really little different than a **** habit. Seriously.
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    Do carmella bing retired from porn industry !!

    Your ***** of language caused her such emotional hardship that she elected to join a cloistered convent. We all wish her the best in her new-found lifestyle.
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    France Bans Full Muslim Veil

    psh...ninja who are seen by ***************, mask or not, have already failed and should be hunted down by their own clan for the sake of honor. E-pmpnyiuKA
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    France Bans Full Muslim Veil

    This. In any case, it's about fucking time. You can't legally wear ski masks in public unless you are skiing, and any other full-face garment is restricted to utility purpose as well. The only reason the burqua received different treatment is that it is associated with a religion, which is a...
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    Vicky Vette VS Kelly Madison

    Hmm, are there any scenes out there with Ms. Vette and Ms. Madison?
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    Michigan Tea Party undermined by democrats?

    She would be the BEST operative ever. However, this scheme would have had to have been concocted roughly 15+ years in advance to take into account her "Sex in the 90's" and "Politically Incorrect" appearances, unless somehow she was "turned" recently; if this is the case, she's managed to fool...
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    Obama supporters losing their faith?

    I can't imagine why -- he's marginally less socially conservative than most prominent GOPers, inserts himself into no-win debates that don't benefit him politically, and took roughly 1 1/2 years to learn that the GOP has no interest in bipartisanship.
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    Democratic Party's new logo?

    It's fucking terrible. It's like an icon on a map or a fast food logo.
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    Ron Paul to Congress: Stop The Wars, Stop The Spending

    Ron Paul had the balls to stick up for the mosque. That can't be easy for a Repub in Texas.
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    Christine O'Donnell on Darwin, Creationism, Nazis, Onanism..

    After reading about her Wiccan sex rituals, suddenly this Christine O'Donnell person seems increasingly interesting to me -- and my single partner sex-life suddenly seems so obsolete.
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    President plays the race card?

    I wouldn't worry much about McCain -- he's a no good commie RINO.
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    President plays the race card?

    I'm shocked to see shameless politicking going on here. Shocked I tell you. On the other hand, this is no worse than the crap peddled at the "Values Voter" Summit late in the week.
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    Model warning: Gonzo photography

    Don't have a dog in this fight and I'm glad to hear (it seems) no physical ***** or coercion was involved. That being said, if in fact he did contact the model's friends and ****** through myspace to get even with her behind her back that's one of the bitchiest bitch moves I've heard about.
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    Christine O'Donnell on Darwin, Creationism, Nazis, Onanism..

    My first thought was that she was watching "Pinky and the Brain" some morning and confused it with a news report on genetically engineered mice.
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    Tea Party candidate: Masturbation is the same as adultery

    As sad as it sounds, the anti-masturbation plank is pretty mainstream bible-thumpy. My *** was raised in a (relatively severe) Catholic environment to believe that masturbation was ethically little better than ******. On the other hand, what Christine O'Donnell said on O'Reilly in '07 can't be...
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    water bottle jerk off

    Lol at the headline of the related article: "Some Jerkoff Arrested in the O.C." Sounds like it could be a headline in the Onion.
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    NY Jets harass sexy female reporter

    Somebody wants her 15 minutes. You can't seriously tell me she expected to hang out in a male athletes' locker-room without being verbally "harrassed." Hell, send me into a women's college volleyball or softball locker room and they can physically harass me all they want.
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    Is it me or does American Holidays get worse every year?

    I'm not sure which 1980's you lived through? :dunno: The decade I lived through had some of the most commercial, "soul-less" Xmas seasons of all. In fact, I would argue when Xmas started to lose any squeaky-clean "It's a Wonderful Life" feel. It's easiest to blame atheists, but since they...
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    Would You?

    Will she help me move some furniture? Not that I have any furniture that needs to be moved. I just want to see how efficiently she can carry things around.
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    What the heck is up with teenage girls sailing around the world?

    I'd imagine she's talking about the media's obsession with these sort of things in general, in which case I echo her sentiment. In any case, as I said in the thread about the California lass, more power to her. I just don't want any sort of multinational rescue effort in the works unless her...
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    Vanessa Lane vs Francesca Le

    Vanessa Lane has demonstrated herself to be extremely...flexible, over the years, so she has my vote.
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    Beat Whitey at the Iowa St. Fair

    I would have no problem with these thugs being used as targeting practice for snipers.
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    Pornstars Without Makeup

    Re: Porn Stars Without Makeup On Hustler FAIL. Natasha Nice looks better sans makeup, and only one of the remaining three looks notably worse -- and this is keeping in mind the fact that they clearly went for the worst possible pics. I think the obsession with women looking like unblemished...
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    A World Without Organized Religion

    As interesting a hypothetical as it may be, a world without organized religion is not conceptually reasonable. People always seek a way to explain the unknowns in life and opportunists will always step in to fill the void with their own dogma. In America alone we've had Elron Hubbard, Joseph...
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    So the tip of my dick is losing some of it's nerve

    "my heath problems and high ***** pressure." Could be circulation problems -- the penis requires an extraordinary amount of ***** flow in a short period of time for maximum sensitivity. Any heart/vascular problems besides high ***** pressure?
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    August 6, 1945.

    "Can you blame the population for wanting to victoriously defend their nation?" I had no idea that bombing Pearl Harbor or maintaining occupied territory in the pacific was considered "defending one's nation." :rolleyes: As for those of Russian extract/nationality feigning horror at the...
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    Tea party activists rally on Arizona-Mexico border

    I call BS on this -- if Bush actually wanted 16000 agents on the border he could have gotten it done in a week. It never happened. Bush talked a big game for a brief period of time, but like Clinton, Reagan, Obama, et. al but had zero real interest in actually doing anything about *******...
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    I got to meet...

    I don't have many nice things to say about Coach Cal or his reputation, so I will keep my mouth shut and just say congrats. :X
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    'Gunman' Shot 21 Times By NY Cops And Lives

    WTF? If it's true they hit six other people (including two of their own) then their accuracy is all kinds of terrible, or they have some serious problems in the clutch. Were one or more of them blind?
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    Which Adult Film Studio Do You Feel Is Overrated?

    x2 If I want to see some guy with a hat on backwards with his tongue sticking out yelling something idiotic I'll revisit my frat party days on campus.
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    The 7 Worst Presidents of the Last 100 Years

    I love that the author acknowledges a particular bias, and then elects to ****** an equal but opposite skew in his posting. Also, as much of a slimeball and crook that Nixon was, he was still light years better from a policy standpoint than Hoover.
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    Racist and Racism

    Far more important than race in the statistics of who commits violent crime is gender. A white male, for example, is ten times more likely to commit a violent crime in the US than a black female. Therefore, I think it's important we create an experiment to work on thinning out the male...
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    potted meat

    Cook anything long enough and it's good eatins.
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    This Scumbag Deserves Death!

    "A one-time mistake, and I am going to do 20 years." I hope not bud -- I predict early parole by improvised shiv.
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    SCORE! I can't believe a girl so hot would do porn

    Definitely Alena H for me I still think given the right circumstances she could have easily pulled off being a model for Victoria's Secret or the like.
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    Proposition 8 Overturned: Gay Marriage Ban Struck Down in California

    I will say this -- I will support the ban on gay marriage IF and ONLY IF we can go back to the days of stoning people for really stupid ****. THAT would be worth seeing. EXODUS 19 19:11 And be ready against the third day: for the third day the LORD will come down in the sight of all the...
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    Proposition 8 Overturned: Gay Marriage Ban Struck Down in California

    Thanks. Full URL not needed, I see.
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    Proposition 8 Overturned: Gay Marriage Ban Struck Down in California

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m128QcdrUI No clue why my youtube embed is not working... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m128QcdrUI
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    Proposition 8 Overturned: Gay Marriage Ban Struck Down in California

    Clearly you haven't seen enough early 20th century ****** values promotional films. Might I suggest, "Reefer Madness" ? Did you know that before homosexuality and ********* corrupted our culture the US had a 0% crime rate across the board and a 0% divorce rate?
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    Proposition 8 Overturned: Gay Marriage Ban Struck Down in California

    It's all over, man. America is just gone now -- the ***** and pursuit of happiness is dead and buried. No longer will our country be a shining beacon for ****** values and moral fiber around the world.
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    Your best cumshot?

    Umm...the one that felt the best for me at the time? When I'm fortunate enough to get laid I don't spend my time planning out an elaborate porn movie ending.
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    Today is a great day for the oppresed: PROP 8 STRUCK DOWN

    Alert the Internets, folks! We've found somebody who clearly hasn't heard of prophylactics or safe sex. :1orglaugh
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    Today is a great day for the oppresed: PROP 8 STRUCK DOWN

    "Aside: Do we all agree that the far left is hell bent for leather over destroying the conventional nuclear ******?" The conventional nuclear ****** is overrated, from my experience. Come on, one woman for the rest of the natural life span? I'm sure it DOES work for some particularly...
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    Today is a great day for the oppresed: PROP 8 STRUCK DOWN

    If one is to believe Ahmadinejad, the best place to avoid gays and their "agenda" or w/e is Iran. No "activist judges" there. XD Also, I think the only bond recognized by the state SHOULD be civil union. Leave the ceremony of marriage up to each individual religion, faith, or cult as it deems...
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    Iran says explosion near president just fireworks

    Would be nice if somebody could get that close to Khamenei, though I suppose he would become yet another martyrdom symbol for his cause. My understanding is that he is significantly more secluded and protected.
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    Angry robber complains to restaurant about lack of loot

    Ever since the economy tanked robbing restaurants just isn't as lucrative as it used to be.
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    House GOP leaders...vote no on 9/11 bill

    What is revealing is how many politicians voted for the big bank bailouts voted no on this -- individual troops or victims simply have no political capital, and hence wield no clout in the minds of politicians when it comes to voting.
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    beautiful Redhead at Pizza sausage guy

    Holy ****. Amazing.
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