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  1. calpoon

    i am an american....

    Prove it! If we aren't supposed to believe that Obama is an American, why should we trust you? I don't even know who you are.
  2. calpoon

    Circuit City liquidated today

    the economy sucks so all the prices are going up. how does that make sense? I don't really know a whole lot about economics, but it would seem to me that if they made things cheaper, then people would buy it more = more business = more jobs = more money circulating = improving economy.
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    Tom Brokaw is a moron...

    TRock is right. It's all about supply and demand. 86150 you want to live a lifestyle that requires long distance driving and lots of gas use, and that is your prerogative, but you can't have you cake and eat it too. For gas to be cheap, people need to use it less and more effectively. You have...
  4. calpoon

    Would You Have Sex With An Unshowered Amy Winehouse?...

    Could I place a trash bag over her head?
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    Tom Brokaw is a moron...

    blah blah blah liberals blah blah blah socialists aren't they supposed to be the ones that are the whiny bitches? at least you republicans still have at least one job. it's your own damn fault that you live out in the middle of fucking nowhere, don't blame the transportation system on that.
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    Circuit City liquidated today

    It really is a shame... that I didn't get a cheap ass plasma screen TV.
  7. calpoon

    For All You People Who Just Love George W. Bush

    "History is written by those who've hanged heroes."
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    Bush Can't But Its OK for this Obama Guy???

    like it's going to make any difference? first of all terrorism is not a threat to national security... well, OK, that depends on how you define security. It's on the same level as say, people ******* to death while eating. a few thousand people maybe, it's a ***** risk, it's not anything that is...
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    What gives us the right to eat other creatures?

    If that sounds like a contradiction, maybe I can clarify a little bit. I think that the things that human beings do on an individual level in thier environment is natural selection at work (so the use of technology is not "unnatural"), because it can only be the product of evolution... but when...
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    What gives us the right to eat other creatures?

    you are totally correct about that. But if you are against it (the meat industry), it would seem that the least you could do would be to not contribute to it. the scenario that you bring up about commerical livestock starving as a result of no longer being provided for by humans (in the event...
  11. calpoon

    Disrespect for the Porn Industry?

    yeah, it really shows a high level of self esteem to get slapped around and spit in your face and jizzed in your eye. :rolleyes:
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    Disrespect for the Porn Industry?

    Why should I respect someone just for doing their job? I don't respect the guy that mops up the ***** at the county fair. Also since that "job" consists of doing no actual work, and is in general grossly overpaid for most of the people involved, if you could make such a statement a...
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    If the Mexican **** lords win

    either way it will be the public that foots the bill. and look who the president is now, you think he's going to be like "let's do it!" No way, that didn't work for Bush and he realized it and set down the policy that will be followed which is: "don't deal with it unless you absolutely have to...
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    If the Mexican **** lords win

    Because there isn't any money to be made off of it.
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    Idiotic ban of ad campaign as "**** related"

    As usual George Carlin was so right about racial/national pride. He said why would you be proud of something that isn't an accomplishment and comes to you automatically just by being born? You never hear anyone say, "I'm proud to be left handed" or "I'm proud to have a genetic predisposition...
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    RISK! Anybody Play?

    welcome to international politics, bro.
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    2010 FIFA World Cup South Africa qualification

    eh. that's what you get at Euro, it's all about bunch of bullshit anyway because they always mismatch teams at the start. Besides, I think that it might be cliche to say it's not about winning and losing, it's how the game is played, but it is kind of true when it comes to football because you...
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    **** and the 'Sea-Kittens'

    their point is actually a valid one. They bring up the analogy that most people don't have any problems with recreational fishing, but if you stuck a hook through a kitten and dragged it behind your car people would think that you were Charles Manson. too bad they just had to try and hook...
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    2010 FIFA World Cup South Africa qualification

    Europe: what's to say? Nice to see England get up off their asses and show up. I think we all know how we all feel about all the other players. Like everyone else I was impressed by the dutch at Euro, so I will be keeping an eye on them. Africa: I'm with you, but there are some other teams that...
  20. calpoon

    Even If You Do Believe In God?

    that sneaky God! trying to cover up his tracks.
  21. calpoon

    Kardashian Battle: Which ****** is the hottest?

    which one has the biggest boobs?
  22. calpoon

    "Which Pornstar does my Girlfriend look like??"

    she looka like a man
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    Even If You Do Believe In God?

    Yeah, but even if "God" appeared before you, would you really believe it? If you say that you saw God, I'd say "so what?" I saw Chris Angel perform all the same tricks that Jesus did, and the dude also got ran over by a hummer on a bed of nails, walked through the air between two 10 story...
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    one time I was high and I put on Spaceballs thinking it would be really funny, but instead I just thought that it was really interesting. ya know? I don't really know how to do describe it, but instead of getting really silly I got really serious.
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    **** and the 'Sea-Kittens'

    why were people eating cockroaches? maybe we should think of them as slimy six legged kittens that live behind your fridge.
  26. calpoon

    At what point do you consider it to be gay sex?

    "will sucking a cock save his marriage?" haha. great tag line. i'm gonna say No.
  27. calpoon

    Even If You Do Believe In God?

    I think I said this before, but has anyone ever met a person that was raised as an atheist or non-religious that later decided to believe in God that either wasn't on *****, in jail or near death? can't say that I have. It seems that only people who are susceptible to coercion or thinking...
  28. calpoon

    **** and the 'Sea-Kittens'

    It's true, they sponsor euthanasia services. While I believe it is sometimes necessary for veterinary reasons, I don't support it for pet population control. Especially here in AZ. Help feed the coyotes :thumbsup:
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    **** and the 'Sea-Kittens'

    the FBI already does, well maybe not ****, but they consider environmentalist and ****** rights groups to be the biggest threat to national security. In 2001 such cases counted for 80% of the FBi's investigations, despite the fact that none of them resulted in any injuries or fatalities and most...
  30. calpoon

    which food network girl star would you have sex with?

    yeah, but no one wants to fuck Battoli.
  31. calpoon

    President Elect...STFU

    except for your very first post. and then the one after that too. :rolleyes:
  32. calpoon

    Even If You Do Believe In God?

    Yes, but with that attitude I don't think that I want to show it to you. edit: damnit, way to get all philosophical squallumz. you ruined my post!
  33. calpoon

    22-Year-Old student"s auction for her Virginity Hits $3.7 Million

    don't forget that she's not just a ho, she's a millionaire. there's many people that are attracted to both those things.
  34. calpoon

    Your Internet Speed

    slower than my grandparents fuck.
  35. calpoon

    Fortune Teller

    I think people are just trying to politely give you a hint until legzman gets here.
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    Fortune Teller

    sorry cape, but most of the people on here don't believe in that stuff.
  37. calpoon

    *** sends 14,528 text messages in a month

    I think she deserves a Freeones shirt.
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    Will Obama Close Guantanomo ?

    My point is that taking the standpoint not to question the government and ignore your conscience and say, "I don't want to know what's happening" and just hope that it all turns out OK is a recipe for ***** of power. There is no just reason for the government to go behind the backs of the...
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    President Elect...STFU

    Re: You're kidding me? I remember when Clinton was elected and I also remember when Bush became president and even then I knew he was an asshole and that he was going to get us into a war. believe it or not, I actually paid attention to **** that was happening in the world when I was a ***.
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    What are you reading now?

    one of my top five favorite fiction. How are you reading it? all at once, or reading the different parts, like the footnotes, in order and then going back and reading the rest? I guess it's recommended that you read it that way, but I just read it all at once. Maybe next time i'll try it the...
  41. calpoon

    Will Obama Close Guantanomo ?

    great thinking there usmc, it worked really well for Germans in the 40's.
  42. calpoon

    Will Obama Close Guantanomo ?

    how can you stand behind such a statement of indiscriminately judging people based simply on their nationality and the perceived demonized ideals that accompany it? That is exactly the rational that al queda and others like them believe in when they think that all Americans are infidels that...
  43. calpoon

    President Elect...STFU

    and you have officially lost all credibility as a heterosexual.
  44. calpoon

    President Elect...STFU

    So that would make Obama Iceman? Whatever, that movie was gay.
  45. calpoon

    which food network girl star would you have sex with?

    Would you prefer Emiril? We're going to spice it up... up your ass. BAM!
  46. calpoon

    4 Year Old : You step on my foot, I'll . . . .

    or else they shoot thier parents. I mean the *** fragged his babysitter for stepping on his toe, what do you think he is going to do to his old man when he beats the **** out of him?
  47. calpoon

    the music of 2009

    no, it litteraly is crap- there was a big pile of t-rex **** and it got burried under the surface and over time it became petrified, and then it dissolved into raw petroleum and 65 million years later it was pumped up and turned into plastic and they used it to record the new Sepultura CD.
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    Which TV character would you bang?

    I wouldn't want to bang him, but I would want to hang out with Rod Serling, he seemed like a really cool guy.
  49. calpoon

    Hilary Duff's hair

    I don't care what color her hair is, she's hot no matter what.
  50. calpoon

    President Elect...STFU

    Re: You're kidding me? not much. but what does that have to do with anything? Once again, I'm fully aware that is in fact his title and everyone else that has held the same position, I am merely saying that it is my impression that it is being said on the air more often and to the point of...
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