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  1. calpoon

    Anybody play guitar? Good songs on acoustic?

    that was a joke, I'm referencing the Southpark episode about the Guitar Hero game.
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    Lost

    it's just a Tv show. I mean it's my favorite show and I get all geeked out about it, but I'd say I probably spend about 2 hours a week thinking about it, and consider that 60 minutes of that time is spent watching the actual episode, I'd say that it has a pretty ***** impact on my overall life.
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    Senate Approves Digital TV Delay

    fuck them. there is no point to the digital switch over, other than to extort money out of people because they finally got around to realizing that they can charge people for basic TV channels and there is nothing that they can do about it. I watch all my favorite shows online anyway, I only...
  4. calpoon

    Anybody play guitar? Good songs on acoustic?

    guitar is for fags. it's all about Rock Band III.
  5. calpoon

    Jolene Blaylock or Jeri Ryan?

    no love for Janeway?:tongue:
  6. calpoon

    Swiss police spy ********* field with Google Earth

    haha. Pwned. I was just talking about google earth, this dude was saying how he has a list of coordinates where you can see naked chicks sunbathing and the like. lol oh and by the way, he's an astronomer for NASA, that's all these guys do all day long. there's like a whole subculture of people...
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    Freed after wrongful conviction.

    I'm not sure, but I think it takes some time for DNA to break down beyond trace, like 30+ years. Even a partial DNA match is still good enough, as it will be able to compare to the convicted. it's harder to prove that someone is guilty (because that requires an exact match), but it's pretty easy...
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    Why do people want ****?

    how is that socialist idea? Isn't the idea that all people are equally important and should be entitled to the same treatment and benefits socialism? my idea is more commonly known as social Darwinism, or rugged self-determinism. I think Ayn Rand would agree with me there, don't all you...
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    Why do people want ****?

    PSS. my bad I screwed up (and ran out of edit time), that should read: If current population trends continue, in the next 15-25 years there will be more people in the US above the age of 65 than under the age of 15. At that same rate in 50 years we will reach zero population growth...
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    Why do people want ****?

    I find the opposite to be true. why should it be your genes that further the species? how arrogant. i'd say to leave it up to the best and the brightest, everyone else should keep it in their pants. also look how many orphaned **** their are, not to mention all the millions of **** in the world...
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    Lost

    Maybe Desmond really is charlies ***. I mean charlie from the island. Also Aaron is Locke's *** and locke is actually his own grandfather because christian shepard is his ***. and widmore is ben's *** and mr. paik was an Other... stupid, stupid idea. if a couple things end up as the result of...
  12. calpoon

    Fake Death: Busted...

    well which would you rather have a dead dead and husband, or a piece of **** *********** *** and husband? I'd say that he did them a favor.
  13. calpoon

    Blagojevich: Out As Illinois Governor...

    I knew he was a crook, but I didn't know that he was gay.
  14. calpoon

    New wireless taser shotgun . . . yep ! :0

    I'm glad to see nerf guns are making their way into military applications. but seriously a 100 foot range? i'm no *** expert, but I seem to recall that even a skilled shooter with a ****** is to going to have a hard time getting accuracy at 100 feet, let alone with a standard high-velocity...
  15. calpoon

    Yale Porn Debate

    I'm almost positive that we've had a thread on this very subject before. (I made fun of Jenna Jameson trying to have a debate at Yale. Although I do applaud her technique of debate on bill O'Reily telling him that she'd send him her videos and that shut him up.) But I will say this, while women...
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    Russian Professor Predicts End of U.S.

    It's funny that when a dude with a PHD examines history and economic patterns to make his predictions everyone thinks he full of ****, but when an armchair philosopher on Freeones casts the same forecast of doom and gloom based on irrelevant things like immigration and *** control there seems to...
  17. calpoon

    Mammoth-******* comet questioned

    the theory is that around 13,000 years ago a comet may have struck or ****** on low orbit of the earth, resulting in a massive explosion that triggered wild fires to spread across 90% of the continent on North America. It has recently been proven that a comet had struck the earth around 150-200...
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    Pornstars that have flaws

    newsflash: they are hot enough to get paid to fuck on film. I'd say that they have managed to overcome any flaws. now if you are talking about severe physical deformities, hey, there's a fetish for everyone. It's not my thing, but I guess it's a win-win situation. and No, that wasn't an...
  19. calpoon

    Katy the Bitch

    naw, i'm just yanking your chain. as far as I know it isn't against the rules. but it could be construed as spam, which is pushing it. i'm not sure what the deal is, but the site is obviously some kind of scheme designed to generate hits. I'd avoid such things in the future. edit: yeah, FO's...
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    Guys: Finger up the butt? Like it or don't?

    Spleen is correct, homosexual simply means that you are attracted to members of the same sex, nothing more, nothing less. It has zero to do with your sexual activities, so long as they are with a heterosexual. However, according to Freud, it might mean that you have mommy issues. but then...
  21. calpoon

    Katy the Bitch

    To answer your question: not a good one. :ban:
  22. calpoon

    Intestinal Cleansing Programs...

    I don't think it's working... oh, ****. I wish you would have said that first, I assumed you meant to use them as suppositories.
  23. calpoon

    Whats happening to Los Angeles?

    the world is not ending just because LA is shitty. Contrary to popular belief, even if all of John Carpenter's movies came true (except for They Live, which is already true, but it's republicans not aliens) the world would be just fine. There are thousands of cities in the world, what a narrow...
  24. calpoon

    Intestinal Cleansing Programs...

    I have a "crazy" friend that recently decided to go off her psychiatric meds and take some of that super-system cleanser stuff. I dunno, she seems to be about the same to me.
  25. calpoon

    Lost

    well I'd contrast that with the flashbacks which weren't usually very action packed, but where all about character development. The same way you feel about the smoke ******* is how I feel about this spy game stuff, it seems too campy. With every season they try new things and some of them work...
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    Lost

    well ya know, I don't really know the answers to any of those question. Only JJ and Damon do. But that's just what I think could be. as far as the presumed difference between the archers and the "soldiers", you might be right. It just seemed odd to me that they would go so low tech and from a...
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    Lost

    I'll try to answer some of these questions. What is the nature of the Island's time shifting phenomenon? Where/when did the Island go? I think I already answered that one. What is seen by people not jumping in time when someone in front of them does? Well so far according to the show it...
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    Lost

    Yeah, a lot of people think that, the loop theory. It seems almost cliche to me and I really hope that they don't go that way. Personally, I don't really want to see a big twist ending. I would like to have the answers played out through the course of the storytelling, and then by the time the...
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    *********

    to be 100% honest, Pot is something that I like to do on occasion and it can enhance a special moment. Sometimes me and my friends go on hikes and being with people you love out in nature seems like the perfect moment to me. I know what my limit is and I haven't gotten anywhere near it in...
  30. calpoon

    Senob Died...

    but seriously, he's really dead.
  31. calpoon

    $100 Buys $1 Million House

    you mean for the same price? isn't a mil about what you'd expect for a shithole in the armpit of the bay area? Everyone I know that lives near there pays like 2 grand rent a month and lives in a house with 6 other people.
  32. calpoon

    What's the best **** to cook with?

    Ok, eat your alfalfa sprouts, do some yoga, and then go for jog. what do you want from me?
  33. calpoon

    What's the best **** to cook with?

    that's why you get a sixer. one for the food, five for you. ;)
  34. calpoon

    Should the U.S.A. have conqured the world?

    Didn't they? We have military bases in 150 countries. Or is that McDonald's? I always get that confused.
  35. calpoon

    teacher by day, pornstar by night?

    I think the difference is that a ****** might, ya know, **** your ****. whereas a pornstar probably wouldn't have much of an effect on them, unless she was shooting videos during class. In which case I'd be cool with it, and my wife would be stoked that I suddenly took such an interest in...
  36. calpoon

    Don't dismiss this

    too bad you don't have another arm and two more dicks, then you'd really be set up.
  37. calpoon

    Facebook Breastfeeding Ban: ******'s Fight Back...

    I'm all for the ban of breastfeeding. there's nothing like having a public titty flashing ruined by some screaming drooling brat. and why I'm on the subject, what is it with women hauling around there babies all over town? they don't impress me, they just tell everyone that you can't keep your...
  38. calpoon

    Unique Fetishes You Have?

    that would suck to have a unique fetish, since you would never get laid. unique means that you are the only one that has it. You know, that's really weird... Because I like to be hung upside down with fishhooks through my balls and have darts thrown at my ankles. go figure.
  39. calpoon

    What's the best **** to cook with?

    no, I meant like for steak.
  40. calpoon

    Don't dismiss this

    Don't feel bad, you made it further than I did.
  41. calpoon

    *********

    can someone please send in the translator? I don't speak stonerish.
  42. calpoon

    *********

    What are you a cop?
  43. calpoon

    What's the best **** to cook with?

    ah, I see that i was right. what about marinade, chef?
  44. calpoon

    What's the best **** to cook with?

    yes, I'd say to go with the **** rule: if it's good enough to *****, it's good enough for cooking. A brown or amber ale is probably best, a medium **** with a good flavor. You probably don't want to go with a lager, too heavy, or something too light.
  45. calpoon

    Lost

    Given how the Island stuff has jumped right into sci-fi turf (sweet), I would have liked to have the off-island stuff more grounded in life drama, like it was last season, and shy away from the fantasy. This whole "let's assemble the A-team!" was a bit much for me. But I understand that they...
  46. calpoon

    T**rrent Sites

    It's sort of like if I gave you the name of a ***********, then I couldn't really be held responsible for engaging in an ******* activity. Of course, in that case you could be tried as an accessory of a crime, but for copy-right law there is not such a stipulation. They could try to make one...
  47. calpoon

    Afghan president: US ****** ****** 16 civilians

    civilian casualties are mainly the result of accidents, faulty intelligence and simply people in the wrong place at the wrong time "collateral damage." As demonized as the American solider is, it is very rare that they maliciously and intentionally target non-combatants. Most of the time they...
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    Adriana Lima vs Priyanka Chopra

    It took a little bit of weighing, but Priyanka is hotter, at least in the material provided. but the victoria's secret push-up bra really does work wonders.
  49. calpoon

    When did you decide to be heterosexual?

    there hasn't been a statistical correlation between the sexuality of parents and their ********, in fact if anything it would seem that contrary to nurture most "out" gay people cite having at least one parent that was opposed to it (usually ***, who is supposed to be our teacher in the ways of...
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