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  1. calpoon

    Platonic Relationships...

    just because you have thought about fucking them, doesn't mean that you can't have a friendship without it, or that your sole aim is to get it. that's absurd. If that was the case, why would anyone have long-term friendships? you think that the guy in the article is really holding out for 35...
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    When did you decide to be heterosexual?

    I don't feel like quoting you Chef, so I'll just pick and choose, and you can tell what i'm talking about. when you talk about alcoholism, I'd say that it's the exact same thing as homosexuality. being an alcoholic has nothing to do with whether or not you *****, it just means that you have the...
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    Girls you would like more if they get a boobjob

    Martha Stewart
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    Do the Police Have the Right to Confiscate Your Camera???

    so would most people in such a position, but I don't think that it would be any more legal or ethical in this circumstance than it would for general citizens.
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    Do the Police Have the Right to Confiscate Your Camera???

    they have the legal right to seize evidence from you... if they have an order signed by a court authority aka. a warrant. Otherwise, no they can't. However, if they feel you are trying to put forth excessive effort in keeping them from obtaining that evidence from you, you can be charged with...
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    Lost

    As we’ve established, in Lost time there are two different time vectors,- the Island and the rest of the world. When we last left off it was 2004 in world time, and 2004X in Island time, where X equals the difference between the two times. (The difference seems to be relative, and possibly based...
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    Break up?

    emryoyo put it bluntly, although a tad crass. Booth gave the best reply that you are likely to get.
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    Why America is Finished

    Lol omg
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    My President is Black...

    OK, well I have tried it in Compton and east LA, so I guess beers are on you. precisely how long is it going to take for me to get ****** for being white in a "garden variety black neighborhood", so that I can prove your theory? I don't have a lot of patience.
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    My President is Black...

    I have many times. In fact, my old neighborhood was predominantly black and latino, I think there may have been two other white people that lived there, out of say, 30 or so people. Pretty much every night I went out for a walk down to the convenience store at 3 am, because I like going for...
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    If you could create a new rule for freeones, what would it be?

    I'm sorry, but that's a really stupid idea. there's plenty of people on here that want to see softcore, and they contribute to threads about it. No, I'm not in favor of closing threads because they don't happen to be what one person likes, even though other people do like them. enough of that...
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    Who was the most important person that was born on February 12th, 1809?

    No, it was for the OP. Although it was mostly a rhetorical question.
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    Who was the most important person that was born on February 12th, 1809?

    So your basis for whether or not a person is important is if they have a statue? Iok, that's fair. The most important person was formerly Bob's Big Boy, but I think he has since been overtaken by Ronald McDonald.
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    My President is Black...

    I'm rather confused about what you are trying to say here. are you claiming that any Americans who are not immediately related to Africans are not black? couldn't you say that most of them aren't white either, in that they are not immediately related to Europeans in the same way. 5 other...
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    My President is Black...

    I have to stick up for USMC here, that quote was taken out of context. Your emphasis gives the implication that the use of the word "proper skin tone" is in contradiction to Obama('s skin tone)- when what he actually said was that black is the "proper skin tone" and that Obama fits that...
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    My President is Black...

    I may not agree with what you say, sir, but I will stand aside and let you die to defend your right to say it.:thumbsup:
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    China censors Obama's inauguration address

    On one hand I **** Communists. On the other hand, I **** Obama. So what do I do when communists **** Obama? I'm so confused... Tell me what to do Fox News (or Stormfront, same thing)!
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    My President is Black...

    well he's still "blacker" than any of them. Although it would be kind of funny if next year time a guy ran under the platform of "The real first black president." I think it's fair for Obama to make that claim, since people have asked him about it. I think that everyone else has made far of a...
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    A billion frogs on world's plates

    that's fucked up.
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    Will Obama Close Guantanomo ?

    yeah, who needs the rest of the world? It's not like they invest in our economy or provide us with imported resources... But really, I think we should build a big bubble around the US like in the Simpsons movie, that would be fun.
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    500 things we've learned from porn

    159 a square peg really can fit in a round hole
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    Imprisoned Border Patrol Agents get sentences commuted

    Don't worry about it Fri, some people just have a mental block and they can't understand why there would be a reason not to shoot someone who was an ******* immigrant. shooting ******* immigrants goes together like cheese and **** to them (although maybe that's a bad example because they...
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    Akon claims he doesn't know his true age

    you tell me. When did I get appointed the position of music historian?
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    Akon claims he doesn't know his true age

    it lists some criteria for what is commonly considered as music, but there is no clear difference that separates "music" from "noise", it's all subjective. (actually, it pretty much states exactly what I just said in the article.) but I'll give it to you that there does seem to be a consensus...
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    Will Obama Close Guantanomo ?

    You mean the one that ****** more of the hostages than the terrorists? good job. :thumbsup: I don't see why any of the people would not be repatriated (in the event that they aren't tried and imprisoned by the US). If the countries considered them criminals, then they would just extradite and...
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    Akon claims he doesn't know his true age

    Most heavy metal bands feature members that know how to play instruments and read and compose musical notes, which is what I would say makes the distinction between someone who was a musician, and someone like Akon or Mariah Carey who is a singer. But it depends on your definition of music...
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    "********" Adults

    that's the point, the fantasy of the young girl is fulfilled without the reality. I'm not saying that people who are interested in young girls are going to watch it, they would want to see real young girls. It's people who like to see a legal age girl pretending to be a young girl, because you...
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    "********" Adults

    yeah, I don't buy the fact that someone just think she looks sexy in the outfit, on account that the girls are referred to as teens, as sandman says they often look very young, and let's not forget, they are acting in a scenario that represents them as a highschool student usually banging the...
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    To all the virgins out there...

    LMAO. there's not enough rep in this world for you Chef.
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    Slumdog Millionaire

    Oh, by the way, I believe that they prefer to be called Native Americans.
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    To all the virgins out there...

    well the whole concept of virginity is kind of weird when you think about it. We commonly consider it to be the act of intercourse that qualifies as deflowering... But why not sexual release? You can have sexual release and still be a virgin, you can have it ten times a day, and theoretically...
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    Little dung beetle is big chopper

    insignificant? people **** bugs, but without them the world ecosystem would collapse.
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    Slumdog Millionaire

    is Regis Philbin in it or Meredith Veira?
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    An introduction: Meet the New Boss; and no wheres nearly the same as the Old Boss!

    Re: An introduction: Meet the New Boss; and no wheres nearly the same as the Old Bos I'm surprised and a little disappointed that Bush didn't try to pull some ****. I would have liked to have seen him being dragged out of the white house and pepper sprayed on the lawn. "nuhuh, not gonna go...
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    To all the virgins out there...

    I'm a virgin for religious reasons. I'm waiting for the second cuming of Jesus.. on my face.
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    Imprisoned Border Patrol Agents get sentences commuted

    well that does bring up a good point, but I think it is a very slippery slope. Should the police be allowed to use deadly ***** in apprehension of a non-threatening suspect? if you give the green light to that, then who is to say that it won't be petty misdemeanor charges that are being...
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    An introduction: Meet the New Boss; and no wheres nearly the same as the Old Boss!

    Re: An introduction: Meet the New Boss; and no wheres nearly the same as the Old Bos Let the Flames begin
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    Zeitgeist: The Movie (2007)

    it would be, but instead of actually showing the **** that they want to convince you of - like horned and fanged Jews spilling the ***** of ******** upon an alter piled high with gold- it's just a boring guy droning on over a powerpoint presentation. what you should watch instead is Poultrygeist
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    Kelli McCarty AKA: Amanda Hills / Chelsey Townes / Sarah Michaels

    Re: Former Miss USA & Soap Opera Star Now Doing Porn haha. I used to watch that **** too. But not as much as Days of Our Lives.
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    Sen. Ted Kennedy reported to have collapsed at inaugural luncheon

    that was sarcasm and satire. I know that it can be hard to distinguish when that kind of mentality is spoken so often on here in seriousness.
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    Sen. Ted Kennedy reported to have collapsed at inaugural luncheon

    fuck him, he is a liberal, the only thing bad about his loss is that even though he is a millionaire, he is probably going to charge his medical care to the tax payers so that he can implant socialism. and i'm sure that immigrants are responsible for something bad there too.
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    Is Football Too Dangerous?

    I think they should play it Aztec style where the losers punishment is to be sacrificed to the gods, and the winners reward is to be sacrificed to the gods. Also the audience members get to look under their seats and if they are sitting on a number, then they get to be sacrificed during halftime...
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    Imprisoned Border Patrol Agents get sentences commuted

    Irony: Thinking that ******* people is OK, but that saying the word "fuck" is unacceptable. and why shouldn't he be able to smuggle ***** so that Americans can buy, sell and use them? that's capitalism (it's in-sourcing jobs!), that's freedom. where is your sense of patriotic liberty? it's...
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    Imprisoned Border Patrol Agents get sentences commuted

    Hmm. interesting, I couldn't find any stories about this that weren't from a severely biased viewpoint in favor of these officers. I did however read the court transcripts of the verdict. They were found not guilty of attempted ******, but guilty on the charges of assault and intent to inflict...
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    Ancient Persians 'gassed Romans'

    shh. I know that, but the joke wouldn't have worked. I have chosen to sacrifice factual accuracy for humor, which seems better since it is usually sacrificed for horror.
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    I've loss respect for Kate Winslet

    I guess you don't hang out at a McDonalds in little rock, Arkansas at 6:30 very often do ya?
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    Your pre-hangover cure?

    call in sick to work, go back to bed.
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    Tom Brokaw is a moron...

    why should they? and who is going to make them? as I said before, you claim to be against government control over business (that's communism). What you really want is for the government to tell other people what to do, but not you and you want them to provide you with benefits but you don't want...
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    Anybody seen the movie Tremors?

    It won the academy award, you know For best movie ever.
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    Ancient Persians 'gassed Romans'

    I knew that Iraq had WMD's!
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