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There would be one hell of a competition for the title of village idiot.

I knew a guy that dropped dead walking down the street from a heart ******. Ban walking.

Well, that depends on if you are going to be in the PA. area next weekend.

Maybe you can come to some kind of arrangement. :dunno: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?622440-July-27-is-my-34th-Birthday-and-i-don-t-have-a-BJ-lined-up-yet-can-FreeOnes-Help-me

I think I'm going to Katmandu, That's really, really where I'm going to. If I ever get out of here, That's what I'm gonna do. K-k-k-k-k-Katmandu, I think that's where I'm going to. If I ever get out of here, I'm going to Katmandu. I got no kick against the west coast Warner brothers...

Who was the better painter? :facepalm:

If anything comes near me that even looks like it might be able to sting me, I will go running and screaming like a little girl. The last time that I got stung was over 35 years ago and I still have a scar. I got stung in my hand when I was six, it hurt like hell and by the time we got medical...

Re: July 27 is my 34th Birthday and i don't have a BJ lined up yet, can FreeOnes Help Do you swallow or just do facials?

Recording with B.B. King > wrestling in ECW. With that said, I wouldn't bother ******* on either group if they were on fire.

Meh, running backs are a dime a dozen anymore. The last great back was LT and he stayed around at least three seasons too long. There are some very good backs out there but not any complete backs. At best you have a two down player with someone else coming in on third down.

Now, why would anybody think that he is dirty?

Yes. If nothing else watching them implode halfway through the set would be entertaining.

As beautiful as you are, it would be weird to you on cam. Don't get me wrong, I'll rub one out but I'll feel really dirty afterward.

Truth.:clap:

I chose sex with Candy.

Wrong.:tongue: No, I can't do it. I'm not an eight year old. Please provide the data from your own personal study of which I'm sure was done with the highest scientific standards.

You are the one making the accusations, therefore the burden of proof falls upon you. This isn't a witch hunt. Guilt must be proven, not innocence.

With 35% more ass.

And we would like to see your concrete evidence that it is. But, as you have no such evidence, I eagerly await a smiley as your response.

fixed!:eek:

I find it hard to believe that STDiva has only pooped on one persons ******.

We gotta eat that? I can't eat it all.-Tyrone Biggums I think it needs some hot sauce.

Yeah, call me weird, but I try to avoid putting chemicals like that anywhere near my junk.

During the attitude era they had multiple people that knew what they were doing while cutting a promo. Who do they have now? Punk is very good but he's not an Austin. Cena pulls one out of his ass once in a while but you have to get through 20 awful ones to find a good one. The best promo guy on...

1. Do you own a car? No, I own a truck. 2. Who pays the restaurant bill: you or your female friend? Usually me but it depends on the situation. 3. How did you find the Freeones page? I can barely remember last week so :dunno:. 4. Are you jealous? No. 5. Which one is the best role model for...

My, what a compelling argument. It's refreshing to see such well thought out responses. I would be interested to read your thoughts on quantum string theory.

Pfft, squirrels with coffee are nothing. Try dealing with a beaver on PCP.

Dirk likes putting pudding pops in his itchy ass.

Anytime that an officers sidearm is fired (outside of the firing range) there is a full investigation. Judging from the "facts" of this article, it looks like an accidental shooting. This officer could end up in some serious hot water even if it is deemed accidental. As far as the crackhead...

Because who in the hell wants blue marinara sauce?

Try to be in a relationship with two bi-polar, bi-sexual women. Let's just say that I couldn't bitch about life being boring. There were some great days and then there were days that I was looking for a clock tower to climb.

Just pick a roll and go for it.

Color me disappointed. I thought this was about dirk, Blue Balls and GSB. :facepalm:

Blue Balls let's him pitch once in a while? I thought he was strictly a catcher.

I never said that I supported arresting them. All I said was that they should have some respect for those around them. The ******** graduated from high school, she didn't win a Nobel Prize, she didn't win a Grammy, it's not that big of an accomplishment.

I would if I could find it.:o:(

Why does someone feel the need to cheer someone graduating from high school? It's not that big of an accomplishment. I could somewhat understand it if was the first one in the ****** to graduate college. Shut the fuck up, applaud politely and let everybody else have their day as well. You can...

Is this even a serious question? One slap to the back of the head and the shades go flying and H crumbles.

I fear, no man. I feel, no pain. It's good to see Leon getting some love. Vince completely missed the boat when he had him the first time. He could have been one of the greatest "******* Heels" ever, but Vinnie Mac had to fuck with him because the gimmick wasn't his idea.

If God is all powerful, can he make a rock so big that he himself can't lift?

If they break down, do you have to call Mike & the Mechanics?

While Dio was a much better singer, the original line up was ground-breaking. I would sat that on record they were better with Dio, on stage they were better with Ozzy.

Why is 21 the magic number? Most people graduate High School at 18, if you get a two year degree at a community college, that takes you to 20. If you go to a four year college, that's 22. So why 21? Here's an idea. Why not make up an "Adulthood" test. From 18 onward you have to take this test...

HLA...HLA...HLA... wait, what were we talking about?

How hard can it be to ref an NBA game? Just let the "Superstars" do whatever they want and if "just another player" actually tries to guard them, call a foul.

Why not 25? How about 33? My 13 year old nephew acts more like an adult than a lot of people my age. 18 is legally an adult, deal with it.

What do you mean by "as a ***"?

When the fuck did this turn into a fuckin' Jay and Silent fuckin' Bob movie? Damn it, now I want to see Salma Hayek stripping.

Re: Award-winning ****** Feud TV host Richard Dawson dies at 79 after battle with can :angels:R.I.P. Newkirk.

Herb: The one that was with Peaches. Spice: Ginger (the only one named for a spice)