East vs. West

[darkwarrior3007]

:sing:If I got to choose a coast I got to choose the East
I live out there, so don't go there
But that don't mean a n**** can't rest in the West
See some nice breasts in the West:sing:

 

[squallumz]

when people think of the cliche coast, its california. sun, beaches, bikinis, volleyball. all that dumb shit.

hardly anyone thinks of cold, hurricanes, and people with dumb accents.

by the way, maine lobster is crappy compared to the california spiny variety. thats what the sell as "australian lobster" btw (same species but a way to sell it as "market price" aka fucking expensive.). no claws but a much bigger tail and sweeter meat. but, i do fine all lobster very very overrated.

i lived on the west coast for a long time. had enough of it. though i do miss the fishing..

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

when people think of the cliche coast, its fake tits. smog, drug cartels, never-ending rain, the "governator". all that dumb shit.

hardly anyone thinks of cold, hurricanes, and people with dumb accents.

Went ahead and fixed that for you.

 

[squallumz]

i think thats just l.a.

 

[cindy CD/TV]

I vote for what ever side Katie Featherston lives on?. Uh huh. Damn right!.

This is a very, VERY good point! Of course, Ravenholm and I have a "thing" for sweet Katie, so if Hell was a coast, and she lived there, it would awesome.

when people think of the cliche coast, its fake tits. smog, drug cartels, never-ending rain, the "governator". all that dumb shit.

hardly anyone thinks of cold, hurricanes, and people with dumb accents.

:rofl: You slam-dunked this one, TSW! :bowdown: And let's not forget earthquakes, mudslides AND wildfires, volcanoes, Hollywood, Justin Bieber ...

Over here on the "right" coast, our accents are NOT dumb. They are QUAINT! We may have hurricanes, but at least we don't have earthquakes, volcanoes and tsunamis (why can't you just call them tidal waves?). We have the East Coast sports bias (not to mention ESPN), we ALWAYS see the sun rise and set first. Primetime for us actually starts in primetime. Here, most NFL games start in the afternoon, not in the freakin' morning. Thanks to global warming, we didn't even have a winter in the Northeast. Yayy! We also have Disney World and, speaking of silly places full of cartoon characters, Washington, D.C. We got hordes of rude New Yorkers and we have whiny, elitist Bostonians. And they hate each other like the Hatfields and the McCoys. :angrymob: I swear, World War III/Armageddon WILL start during a traffic jam on I-95 somewhere between New York and Boston. :fight: So eat your hearts out, left coasters. :stir:

But you know what I like best about the East Coast? Slurping down a thick white-hot load of creamy ....



















New England clam chowduh. :nanner:

 

[squallumz]

i was making fun. just so you know.

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

i was making fun. just so you know.

Likewise

 

[Will E Worm]

Midwest and the South.

this is why the rest of the country disregards you as nothing more than simple folk who eat a lot of cheese.

Black people = cheese?

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

:rofl: You slam-dunked this one, TSW! :bowdown: And let's not forget earthquakes, mudslides AND wildfires, volcanoes, Hollywood, Justin Bieber ...

Over here on the "right" coast, our accents are NOT dumb. They are QUAINT! We may have hurricanes, but at least we don't have earthquakes, volcanoes and tsunamis (why can't you just call them tidal waves?). We have the East Coast sports bias (not to mention ESPN), we ALWAYS see the sun rise and set first. Primetime for us actually starts in primetime. Here, most NFL games start in the afternoon, not in the freakin' morning. Thanks to global warming, we didn't even have a winter in the Northeast. Yayy! We also have Disney World and, speaking of silly places full of cartoon characters, Washington, D.C. We got hordes of rude New Yorkers and we have whiny, elitist Bostonians. And they hate each other like the Hatfields and the McCoys. :angrymob: I swear, World War III/Armageddon WILL start during a traffic jam on I-95 somewhere between New York and Boston. :fight: So eat your hearts out, left coasters. :stir:

But you know what I like best about the East Coast? Slurping down a thick white-hot load of creamy ....

New England clam chowduh. :nanner:

Where do you live? Because we definitely had a winter in Maine. Not as bad as usual, but it certainly wasn't T-shirt weather.




Also, Go Sox and Bruins.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

This is a very, VERY good point! Of course, Ravenholm and I have a "thing" for sweet Katie, so if Hell was a coast, and she lived there, it would awesome.




:rofl: You slam-dunked this one, TSW! :bowdown: And let's not forget earthquakes, mudslides AND wildfires, volcanoes, Hollywood, Justin Bieber ...

Over here on the "right" coast, our accents are NOT dumb. They are QUAINT! We may have hurricanes, but at least we don't have earthquakes, volcanoes and tsunamis (why can't you just call them tidal waves?). We have the East Coast sports bias (not to mention ESPN), we ALWAYS see the sun rise and set first. Primetime for us actually starts in primetime. Here, most NFL games start in the afternoon, not in the freakin' morning. Thanks to global warming, we didn't even have a winter in the Northeast. Yayy! We also have Disney World and, speaking of silly places full of cartoon characters, Washington, D.C. We got hordes of rude New Yorkers and we have whiny, elitist Bostonians. And they hate each other like the Hatfields and the McCoys. :angrymob: I swear, World War III/Armageddon WILL start during a traffic jam on I-95 somewhere between New York and Boston. :fight: So eat your hearts out, left coasters. :stir:

But you know what I like best about the East Coast? Slurping down a thick white-hot load of creamy ....



















New England clam chowduh. :nanner:

Hmm looks like I HAVE to take East huh? But what if not? What you gonna do when I say West?! :booty:

 

[PirateKing]

The sun may rise in the east but it's settled in a fine location.

 

[PlumpRump]

I'll take Mexican food, In-N-Out Burger, straight from limb avocados, 30-minute-out-of-the-water-fresh bluefin tuna (or even yellowtail for that matter), and a Stone Double IPA from the tap at the brewery over pretty much anything you have to offer on the east coast, that's for damn sure.

And as far as the natural disasters go, its not like there are earthquake, or volcano seasons... so I'll take some ground shaking and maybe the chance of a fire once every 10 years over hurricane/tornado/whatever else season. No snow, no rain, at least where I live, and all the weather forecasters here are actually robots that are simply programmed to say "72 and sunny" 360 days out of the year, so I'll take that hands down.

Southern CA women, while they may not be the smartest bunch, certainly are easier on the eyes that most other regions of the US that I have been to. Good hiking/running/biking trails pretty much everywhere, that are accessible 99% of the year, the beach, the desert, the mountains, Disneyland, whale watching, very good vineyards, [NOBABE]Torrey Pines[/NOBABE] Golf Course, the World Famous San Diego Zoo (their slogan, not mine), Scripps Institute of Oceanography, some of the best local breweries in the world, and several other things that I'm neglecting to mention in the interest of brevity... and that's only in San Diego county (Except Disney, 1 hr up the road). Granted, I'm heavily biased, but I wouldn't trade it for much.

I can't defend Hollywood, or the politicians... but nothing's perfect, right?

 

[fkknuckle]

West coast is beautiful scenery but the East has a lot of history. Food is great on both coasts as long as you know where to go. Hot dirty girls on both coasts

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

Hmm looks like I HAVE to take East huh? But what if not? What you gonna do when I say West?! :booty:

Ignore your opinion.

 

[STDiva]

I'll take Mexican food, In-N-Out Burger, straight from limb avocados, 30-minute-out-of-the-water-fresh bluefin tuna (or even yellowtail for that matter), and a Stone Double IPA from the tap at the brewery over pretty much anything you have to offer on the east coast, that's for damn sure.

And as far as the natural disasters go, its not like there are earthquake, or volcano seasons... so I'll take some ground shaking and maybe the chance of a fire once every 10 years over hurricane/tornado/whatever else season. No snow, no rain, at least where I live, and all the weather forecasters here are actually robots that are simply programmed to say "72 and sunny" 360 days out of the year, so I'll take that hands down.

Southern CA women, while they may not be the smartest bunch, certainly are easier on the eyes that most other regions of the US that I have been to. Good hiking/running/biking trails pretty much everywhere, that are accessible 99% of the year, the beach, the desert, the mountains, Disneyland, whale watching, very good vineyards, [NOBABE]Torrey Pines[/NOBABE] Golf Course, the World Famous San Diego Zoo (their slogan, not mine), Scripps Institute of Oceanography, some of the best local breweries in the world, and several other things that I'm neglecting to mention in the interest of brevity... and that's only in San Diego county (Except Disney, 1 hr up the road). Granted, I'm heavily biased, but I wouldn't trade it for much.

I can't defend Hollywood, or the politicians... but nothing's perfect, right?

A lotta truth in this here post. I'd like to hear a rebuttal.

 

[squallumz]

A lotta truth in this here post. I'd like to hear a rebuttal.

he's gay.

























i kid, i kid.

 

[knowone]

Already answered by Brian Wilson decades ago:

The West coast has the sunshine And the girls all get so tanned I dig a French bikini on Hawaii island I'm lost by a palm tree in the sand
I been all around this great big world And I've seen all kinds of girls Yeah, but I couldn't wait to get back in the states Back to the cutest girls in the world
I wish they all could be California I wish they all could be California I wish they all could be California girls.

 

[cindy CD/TV]

Hmm looks like I HAVE to take East huh? But what if not? What you gonna do when I say West?! :booty:

I'll spank that ass, maley. You know I will. :spanking: :1orglaugh

Where do you live? Because we definitely had a winter in Maine. Not as bad as usual, but it certainly wasn't T-shirt weather.

Massachusets. I swear, no winter down where I live. We got that freak nor'easter in October -- which dumped more snow than we got for the rest of the fall/winter. We had relatively few days of New England-style frigid temps. If anything, we would get flurries, then rain. Sometimes it was warm enough I didn't need a coat during the daytime. It was fun while it lasted, I fear Mother Nature will balance the scales with a real humdinger of a winter this year. :eek:



I forgot to mention these in my previous post. The East coast also has yummy maple syrup, incredible autumn foliage, the cherry blossoms, the Naval Academy, the Golden Strand, and the spring-breakers paradise: Florida. You want more beauty? Hike parts of the Appalachian Trail, it's spectacular ... and there are no "dormant" volcanoes to give you a nasty, explosive surprise. Hee hee. :thumbsup:

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

Yup. Plus, what's wrong with having a storm season? At least it's somewhat predictable, rather than waking up in the middle of a mudslide or earthquake or forest fire. I suppose the surprise is part of the charm.

 

[ThatRedWing]

I think I'm going to Katmandu,
That's really, really where I'm going to.
If I ever get out of here,
That's what I'm gonna do.
K-k-k-k-k-Katmandu,
I think that's where I'm going to.
If I ever get out of here,
I'm going to Katmandu.

I got no kick against the west coast
Warner brothers are such good hosts.
I raise my whiskey glass and give them a toast,
I'm sure they know it's true.
I got no rap against the southern states.
Every time I've been there it's been great.
But now I'm leaving and i can't be late
And to myself be true.

That's why I'm going to Katmandu,
Up to the mountains where I'm going to,
And if I ever get out of here that's what I'm gonna do.
K - k - k - k - k - Katmandu,
That's really, really where I'm going to,
Oh, if I ever get out of here I'm going to Katmandu.

I got no quarrel with the Midwest,
The folks out there have given me their best.
I lived there all my life, I've been their guest,
I sure have loved it, too.
I'm tired of looking at the TV. news.
I'm tired of driving hard and paying dues.
I figure, baby, I've got nothing to lose,
I'm tired of being blue.

That's why I'm going to Katmandu,
Up to the mountains where I'm going to.
If i ever get out of here that's what I'm gonna do.
K - k - k - k - k - Katmandu,
Take me, baby, 'cause I'm going with you.
If I ever get out of here I'm going to Katmandu.

I ain't got nothing 'gainst the east coast.
You want some people where they got the most.
And New York city's like a friendly ghost,
You seem to pass right through.
I know I'm gonna miss the u.s.a.,
I guess I'll miss it every single day,
But no one loves me here anyway,
I know my playing is through.

That's why I'm going to Katmandu,
Up to the mountains where I'm going to.
If i ever get out of here,
That's what I'm gonna do.

K-k-k-k-k-Katmandu,
Really, really going to,
If I ever get out of here,
If I ever get out of here,
If I ever get out of here,
I'm going to Katmandu.

Katmandu- Bob Seger