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Hey, they warned us. But did we listen? NooooOOOOOOoooooOOOOOoooo LOL

Holy ****! I thought that hippo was gonna get me!

She could show you, but you'd go blind in a matter of milliseconds.

Wow... 2nd frame looks almost like ***** *****!

5th picture in the pink... Yes, please!

I'm surprised he didn't just bounce away. I'm imagining a big fleshy hippity-hop.

When you spend more money on the protection of something than you do for the thing you're trying to protect, you lose.

I'm sorry officer! It won't happen again, I promise. Can you just give me a warning?

Parenting fail. Hotness win.

Which one? Simple. ALL!

Maybe they won't see me if I stay still... *breathe heavy*

I wonder if the Captain America dude tried acting in character...

That there is what we call the Manatee. Otherwise known as "the sea cow."

It brings a tiny tear to my eye.

My eyes! They burn! The goggles, they do nothing!

Who needs tons of money when some produce and tape can get a little giggle out of people!? I do! I need tons of money!

of all time!!!

I... I mean... I guess you could... Well, I mean... But... Nevermind. Just remember what I told you and you'll be fine.

Ewww! What an ugly yellow weight bench! I'll never ***** again!:eek:

:rofl: Ha! I love it. And I **** Lost.

I can imagine that teletubby going up to a *** and saying in a really raspy voice... "Any of you **** wanna see a dead body?"

Yikes! :crash::crash::crash::crash: :crash::crash::crash::crash:

I always try to feed the damn alligators my TV remote. UR DOIN IT WRONG!!!1

Either way, I bet he speaks in a permanent falsetto.

Unloading at both ends, are we? You get an A+ for efficiency.

So many titties so little fuel in the motorboat.

The...thing...in front of the pepsi machine will give me nightmares!

See, being a genius is a great deal because it doesn't cost you anything to use your head!

Commencing: "Fuck off." Running application... ... ... ... "Fuck off" complete.

I approve!

I think the McTacos and McBurritos there would give me the McGurgles...

Isn't modernization wonderful?

Wow. Graphic.

Match made in heaven... Or the ***...

I don't know why but I just read that out loud with a terrible fake russian accent.

That is awesome. Beats the hell out of my circular saw.

^^^this^^^

I don't think that *** could be in any of my yummy tummy treats!

I feel sorry for the pole.

Wow. She didn't get hit by an ugly stick. She fell out of the ugly tree and hit every damn branch on the way down! And landed in manure.

I knew it!! Glad I'm a pepsi man!

I suppose asking "How?" isn't enough here.

Yes/10 I WIN!

Tap-tap-taparoo!

I think I know where I want to go on my next vacation!

:helpme::helpme::helpme::helpme::helpme: OMGWTFBBQ!?!?

Hey! You're parked the wrong way! That is all.

Duct tape. It really DOES bind the universe!

Sorry to burst your bubble, but that's not Batman. I don't see a shadow of his utility belt.

Eyelash fail...