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Hey, sometimes you just have to make due with what's available!

I'd say sweatpants and that would be that...but usually a boner under sweatpants looks like you're smuggling a handgun. With something like that, you'd look like you're smuggling a howitzer!

I'd go bankrupt!

Yes, suicide is your only option...

Hmmm where to start!?

Thats kinda...creepy

A truer flow chart has now been drawn...

Excellent! I love it!

I swear to God, if that was my *** who got hit with that bowling ball, I would have chopped that guy's arms off and beat him with the wet ends of them!

I see no car...

Haha! Thats great!

You can't fix stupid...

**** always said stupid is as stupid does...

Holy...moly... Wow. I have *NEVER* seen anything like that before!

HAHAHA!!!!! Thing is, I seriously know someone named Xiang Fukushita. Making fun of his name got old about 8 years ago though. We've been friends forever.

Morning wood put to use!

Pfft...real life. There's so many graphic flaws it's not even funny! I mean, just look at the resolution. This isn't even in HD!

You have once again, saved my life!

Make a big splaaaaaaaaash!

Silly Polar Bear! Reading is for humans!

Sure, why not? O_o

The only thing behind Chuck Norris' beard is another fist.

Haha! That's great! Worm, you never cease to find awesome things to post!

Haha! That's awesome. My 2 cats must be plotting my demise right now!

That's funny as hell. For 2 reasons. 1) Nobody came by to close that road off. 2) Some people actually tried to make it multiple times!!!

That is awesome!

You know...the Wii Remote comes with a wrist strap ALREADY ATTACHED TO IT... This is a scenario where you say "Uh yeah...it came like this in the box! What the hell!? I want an even exchange!"

Pics now or it didn't happen.

That's pretty friggin cool!

I love that one!

Why does he wear that stupid ass head set? It's a fucking commercial about a towel for ****** out loud!

I like the "I'll go Gordon Freeman on your ass" part. Am I a nerd?

LOL!!! Literally. I literally laughed out loud when I read the last part of that!

The Limo Liberal people! The billionaire ******** heart loopy loony lefty liberals. People who live in a mansion that has 30 rooms that nobody's in - they're air conditioned. Got a huge swimming pool outside that nobody uses - it's heated. Flying across the country on a 20 person jet all by...

Meh... Some of those are stereotypes. Some of them are just plain stupid. Some of them are sad...

Annnnnnd...someone is never having ****.

Yeah...and sometimes you have to take a step back to appreciate a work of art... *steps back* *turns around* *runs!!!*

That my friend, is how you illustrate the word: "PWNED!!!"

LOL! One of the funniest things I've seen all day!

That's awesome!

I second this. ^^^^

I couldn't breathe through some of that I was laughing so hard! LOLOL!!!

How... I don't understand... How...in the... ******

awesome!

No such thing as a dumb question, unless it is one!

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When life gives you apples, you build a giant makeshift steamroller and make applesauce!

That's so...heartwarming! The truthfulness of little ****. Simply precious! LOL

You know...it's stuff like that that makes me think "My parents really didn't do such a bad job after all..."

I like at the bottom: "Also, the bridge is out ahead."

Oh..NO!