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  1. Cannon_X

    Designated for fucking?

    Hey, why not!? There's plenty of tall grass for cover.
  2. Cannon_X

    Suspender braces

    The right girl can make any type of clothing look sexy.
  3. Cannon_X

    Thanks for the rep!

    Thanks for the rep!
  4. Cannon_X

    Cthulhu

    Move along, folks. Nothing to see here.
  5. Cannon_X

    want such

    Now, when they call them "Knockers" be warned. It'll be like getting smashed with a boulder!
  6. Cannon_X

    complete discrimination men

    Just cause guys make a mess when the fap doesn't mean you gotsta **** on them!
  7. Cannon_X

    28 ***** Girls Later

    It's amazing what can be accomplished with some Captain Morgan and Coca-Cola.
  8. Cannon_X

    Mmmmmm booobiessss....

    I second "lost a bet."
  9. Cannon_X

    Hitler Pikachu

    All the more reason to **** that little prick.
  10. Cannon_X

    At least they're asking someone to be responsible.

    sha-POW! That's the sound irony makes when... SHUT UP!!! I'm not here to impress yoU!LOL
  11. Cannon_X

    ******'s Day Gift Ideas

    I'm not a *** yet, but I still want 45 minutes of head...
  12. Cannon_X

    Arson Fail

    OMG RUN FASTER!!!! Blow out that fire!
  13. Cannon_X

    Myspace Motivational Posters

    Yeh, my *** told me: "If you don't have anything nice to say, then shut the fuck up."
  14. Cannon_X

    Do you know how to party?

    That rake is way too small to get any kind of productive yard cleaning done! Party fail.
  15. Cannon_X

    The Routine

    Lifer gamer.
  16. Cannon_X

    Skyraider has weight issues

    Boomer! (L4D reference)
  17. Cannon_X

    Facts About Your Farts!!!

    It's all I ever needed to know!
  18. Cannon_X

    Ebony and Ivory Lemonparty

    My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
  19. Cannon_X

    Super Sexy Abdominal Thrust

    I get it! The thrust was there to dislodge the item ******* her and the pelvis movement was for a comforting feeling. Derp!
  20. Cannon_X

    Ballpark boobs

    I see green.... FENWAY! Come on guys, we're going to Massachusetts!
  21. Cannon_X

    Waiting For His Cheeseburger

    Yeah L3ggy! WTF dude. Now throw it up and be niiiice.
  22. Cannon_X

    so, elvis is dead, and in hell?

    I saw it on the interwebz so it must be troOOOoooooOOO!!!!!
  23. Cannon_X

    Close Shave

    Steady....steadyyyy.... *slip* *chop* BeeGee's voice for the rest of his life. And that, ****, is why you should never smoke crack. The End.
  24. Cannon_X

    How to correctly hold on in a moving train

    I love tight pants. On certain people.
  25. Cannon_X

    Hot Sauce

    Makes you wonder just how hot it is... If it can make a beaver scream that is... >_>
  26. Cannon_X

    I keep trying to tell myself this isnt funny

    The person on the right... :eek: O_O
  27. Cannon_X

    How to protect yourself from..

    YES! Cannon_X approves of this!
  28. Cannon_X

    Doctor

    So THAT'S how they do it!
  29. Cannon_X

    Facts about Life

    Saved that picture. I love it!
  30. Cannon_X

    Why so damn grumpy?

    Some people just don't roll that way, homie.
  31. Cannon_X

    Excellent Advertising

    The girl on the left... Oh..my..god.. Gay man straight hot.
  32. Cannon_X

    do ya like my *** mutherfucka

    Think he's compensating for something?
  33. Cannon_X

    She Loves 'Em!

    Sorry, all I have is this Bratwurst...
  34. Cannon_X

    The sexy chain

    I was too busy looking at the dog... O_o
  35. Cannon_X

    Whats that pole for??

    Agreed.
  36. Cannon_X

    Cola Wars

    Fake picture. We all know **** isn't red.
  37. Cannon_X

    sexy bedsheets

    Niiice.
  38. Cannon_X

    Westside Witch

    Thaz how I roll fo' ME! Fo' MYself. Respect.
  39. Cannon_X

    If it was real...

    PWND!:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:
  40. Cannon_X

    Barbecue Time!

    Come on guys, be nice. They say the camera adds about 10 pounds. She's only eaten about 30 cameras...
  41. Cannon_X

    Awe Come On!

    You use gravity to go one way. Come on now! All the pleasure for half the work... :(
  42. Cannon_X

    Gary's Casket

    That is really, really cold.
  43. Cannon_X

    Jabba The Hutt Tattoo

    See, this is one of the reasons why I will never get a tattoo. One day, I *WILL* be old. It'll look like pressing silly putty over a newspaper comic and then stretching it out!
  44. Cannon_X

    Spock Makes Sulu's Day

    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: Green girls are a ruse!
  45. Cannon_X

    Sesame Street XXX???

    Come on now. We all know what Grover and Elmo do behind the scenes.
  46. Cannon_X

    ***** Girls - First *****

    Yes. Yes. Thrice the Yes!
  47. Cannon_X

    Dear agony aunt...

    This must be the "long story short" version.
  48. Cannon_X

    How to discipline a FreeOnes member

    I'm surprised at the lack of ********** with the bow tie in that pic.
  49. Cannon_X

    Zombie Dawg

    Left 4 Dog. Dog of the Dead. Dog Rising. Resident Dog. I'm done.
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