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  1. Cannon_X

    Is my mind completely dirty now?

    can't be dirtier than the rest of us...
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    Why choose when you can have the best of both worlds?

    True, you can't fix it. But you can **** it and pretend it was never there... I'm just saying.
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    You all knew it was true

    Of course!
  4. Cannon_X

    Blonde Got Skills...

    Practice makes perfect!
  5. Cannon_X

    Frosty the snowman . . .

    I'm actually hiding in that snowman.
  6. Cannon_X

    Them are some really big

    Mmmmm...****...
  7. Cannon_X

    Who Wants Candy?

    I prefer the Fruit Rollup panties...
  8. Cannon_X

    Awesome ball girl.

    That rocks!!!
  9. Cannon_X

    Always a bridesmaid

    I found bigfoot! What do I win?
  10. Cannon_X

    Not necessarily funny, but pretty damn cool.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6EYrqIn0yI For some reason, I can't embed videos on the board... Whatever, enjoy!
  11. Cannon_X

    Frustration.

    Nevermind... embed failed. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in6RZzdGki8
  12. Cannon_X

    Your tax dollars at work

    Dammit!
  13. Cannon_X

    Grandma?!

    If it's good enough for Marty McFly's ***, its good enough for me!
  14. Cannon_X

    Don't **** me off...

    Or I'll light you up like fuckin candle!
  15. Cannon_X

    Super sized!

    I'll take a number 9. A number 3. A number 4 with extra dip. A never 7. Two number 1's. And a large soda. http://blog.stixblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/mcpimping-motivational-poster.jpg
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    Smile!

    Show me them pearly yellows...
  17. Cannon_X

    Spider hippo, spider hippo...

    Does whatever a spider-hippo does. Can it swing...from a web? Not it can't, the web will break. Look out! Here comes the spider-hippo!
  18. Cannon_X

    It's ok! I swear!

    I'm on Atkins...
  19. Cannon_X

    Thanks for the add!

    Thanks for the add!
  20. Cannon_X

    Give this guy a nickname...

    omg lol!!!
  21. Cannon_X

    Caption this.

    Yikes.
  22. Cannon_X

    Outhouse taken literally.

    Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go!
  23. Cannon_X

    The Power of Makeup: Comparing Women With & Without

    makeup! She...I mean, it needs some.
  24. Cannon_X

    Give this guy a nickname...

    He needs a name! Tubba Blubba?
  25. Cannon_X

    Local Heros Nab Sex Offender

    LOL Browns. How stupid is their name when their main color is orange!?!?!?
  26. Cannon_X

    It[‘s okay to love your dog

    Good doggie!
  27. Cannon_X

    Proof we evolved from Monkeys

    Hippity Hops
  28. Cannon_X

    How to build a house around a car parking space

    I like my houses with more than 1 window and a skylight.
  29. Cannon_X

    Greatest band name EVAR!!!

    Or their music could live up to their name. Hope for the best, bring ear plugs just in case.
  30. Cannon_X

    Married Life ...

    The bitch just keeps bitching and bitching and bitching....
  31. Cannon_X

    A blanket to save marriages

    3 easy payments of $40! SOLD!!!
  32. Cannon_X

    Viking women

    As long as this viking isn't wearing purple, I'm fine.
  33. Cannon_X

    that he found there

    Now, what can he expect to find in there!?
  34. Cannon_X

    Human Pets

    Daywalkers... See, they DON'T SPARKLE!!!
  35. Cannon_X

    In case of nuclear ******

    That would be my dying wish...
  36. Cannon_X

    Brave Sir Cheeto of Mountain Dew

    Brave Sir Cheeto of Mountain Dew befriended the 3 Musketeers and together, they partook in a plethora of adventures together. First, they went to slay the evil vampire, Count Dorito. With a Snicker, Brave Sir Cheeto plunged his mighty ***** into the demon's heart. Next, the group was appointed...
  37. Cannon_X

    Brave Sir Cheeto of Mountain Dew

    Lancelot would be so proud.
  38. Cannon_X

    Human sea urchin

    I wonder if glowing in the dark is a way of fending off predators...
  39. Cannon_X

    Beautiful Goth Girl

    Makes you have to have some faith in the whole "beauty is on the inside" thing... Because OMG WTF IS THAT!? **** IT WITH SUNLIGHT!!!
  40. Cannon_X

    Ideal workout buddy!

    What a hottie! Is that a Bowflex!?
  41. Cannon_X

    "It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time"

    And this, ********, is why you shouldn't do *****.
  42. Cannon_X

    When will you do anal?

    ba-da bah-BAH-baaaah!!!
  43. Cannon_X

    Serious Warning

    Well, I'm convinced!
  44. Cannon_X

    No Sports Bra?

    I shall call it... ROTUNDO!
  45. Cannon_X

    Mario was Gangsta

    That little **** has been flipping us off for over 20 years!!!
  46. Cannon_X

    Anticipation

    I thought GOOD things come to those who wait...
  47. Cannon_X

    #4 Please STAT!

    My horny needs lots of care... I don't know what that means exactly, but it's too late to retract!
  48. Cannon_X

    Elena Kagan sextape?

    Is it just me, or does Elena Kagan look like Kevin James in drag?
  49. Cannon_X

    Last great stand of defiance

    A Hot Fudge Sundae!!!
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