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Ohhhh Be-HAVE!!!

can't be dirtier than the rest of us...

True, you can't fix it. But you can **** it and pretend it was never there... I'm just saying.

Of course!

Practice makes perfect!

I'm actually hiding in that snowman.

Mmmmm...****...

I prefer the Fruit Rollup panties...

That rocks!!!

I found bigfoot! What do I win?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6EYrqIn0yI For some reason, I can't embed videos on the board... Whatever, enjoy!

Nevermind... embed failed. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in6RZzdGki8

Dammit!

If it's good enough for Marty McFly's ***, its good enough for me!

Or I'll light you up like fuckin candle!

I'll take a number 9. A number 3. A number 4 with extra dip. A never 7. Two number 1's. And a large soda. http://blog.stixblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/mcpimping-motivational-poster.jpg

Show me them pearly yellows...

Does whatever a spider-hippo does. Can it swing...from a web? Not it can't, the web will break. Look out! Here comes the spider-hippo!

I'm on Atkins...

Thanks for the add!

omg lol!!!

Yikes.

Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go!

makeup! She...I mean, it needs some.

He needs a name! Tubba Blubba?

LOL Browns. How stupid is their name when their main color is orange!?!?!?

Good doggie!

Hippity Hops

I like my houses with more than 1 window and a skylight.

Or their music could live up to their name. Hope for the best, bring ear plugs just in case.

The bitch just keeps bitching and bitching and bitching....

3 easy payments of $40! SOLD!!!

As long as this viking isn't wearing purple, I'm fine.

Now, what can he expect to find in there!?

Daywalkers... See, they DON'T SPARKLE!!!

That would be my dying wish...

Brave Sir Cheeto of Mountain Dew befriended the 3 Musketeers and together, they partook in a plethora of adventures together. First, they went to slay the evil vampire, Count Dorito. With a Snicker, Brave Sir Cheeto plunged his mighty ***** into the demon's heart. Next, the group was appointed...

Lancelot would be so proud.

I wonder if glowing in the dark is a way of fending off predators...

Makes you have to have some faith in the whole "beauty is on the inside" thing... Because OMG WTF IS THAT!? **** IT WITH SUNLIGHT!!!

What a hottie! Is that a Bowflex!?

And this, ********, is why you shouldn't do *****.

ba-da bah-BAH-baaaah!!!

Well, I'm convinced!

I shall call it... ROTUNDO!

That little **** has been flipping us off for over 20 years!!!

I thought GOOD things come to those who wait...

My horny needs lots of care... I don't know what that means exactly, but it's too late to retract!

Is it just me, or does Elena Kagan look like Kevin James in drag?

A Hot Fudge Sundae!!!