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Seriously... OUCH!

I didn't know he liked green pepper. The more you know!

This is how that wrapper story went down... Guy 1: STUPID "G" key won't work on the keyboard! What the fuck!? Guy 2: Well...is there anything that can be done to fix this? Guy 1: Not really. Guy 2: Well, whatever. Just do your best and we'll let it slip on by. Guy 1: Thanks, man. You're the...

Ohh myyy...

"Hair of the dog" meaning ******** the morning after to alleviate the effects of a hangover. I was trying to be clever...

Come on speed bumps!

I was laughing so hard at this I was ******!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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I guess?

I wouldn't worry about the registered sex offenders. Pedobear eats registered sex offenders so there's less competition.

That fish is thinking: "I CAN SEE FOREVER!!!"

If pedobear goes after ********...I dont even wanna know about what goes after dead pedobears...

If it is, it died happy. Wouldn't you say?

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

omg lol!

Well, people gotta know this stuff! What did you think was gonna show up?

That there is one serviceable ghetto booty!

The rabid rabbit! Tim the Enchanter tried to warn ya!!!

Stole my words. LOVE IT!

This is what's gonna happen when the skateboarding community retires.

That's cute.

I don't know if that qualifies as naked or not... Either way, its fucking gross!!!

2 out of 3 up front. 10 beers and 4 shots later, get the third one!

Yo Soccer fans. I respect ya game, and imma let you finish. But a 0-0 tie is the most boring score of all time! OF ALL TIME!

Damn you hotlinking protection! Damn you to hell!!!

FALCON PAWNCH'd

Annotation fail.

Well, give it some thought! Or don't. You might screw it up.

F to the A to the I to the L

This picture is worth them!

Unfortunately, that's why things end. :(

I'm sick of seeing all these movies "on ice." We need to seem them more ON WHEELS!

Wonder if there's Sprite in that cup...

That's grounds for breakup. I'm not a hockey guy, but if the TV gets turned off in the middle of a football game, oh...my...god. Didn't help either that it was a championship game!

They must've made a fortune!

Isn't photoshop brilliant?

I think the appropriate word for this situation is: PWN'd

I KNEW IT! Kirk and Sulu sittin' in a tree... F U C K I N... Forget it.

That is so damn wrong... But I'm still laughing... I think I need help...

Look @ teh CHODE!!!

You know you had high hopes!

Wonder how many parents would just go... "Meh..."

Is this at Sam's Club? I'm hoping I can buy this in bulk.

I'd like 1 Mc SLAP'd meal. Supersized. And can I get a large order of OWNED with that?

Maybe we can get all the hippies to try this. They'll keep at it until they die in the dark!

I like all the older sci-fi movies and TV shows that had people wearing shiny clothes. How come it's not the norm!?

Wow... I mean, when even the dog won't smell it, you know something's up! The whiff of death!

Is it wrong that I see nothing wrong with that picture!?

Nothing like using the gas can as an ashtray too!